Containment What If?

There might not have been so many child molestation cases after Chris takes issue with the whole "abstinance" thing priests are forced to endure and bans it

He would probably also be content not to interfere in political affairs and matters that do not concern him in favor of simply sitting in st peters basilica playin vidya with an endless supply of hungry man

He would also likely endorse wearin "raincoats" for catholics, thus finally helping fight the aids pandemic

Goddamn it, i think Chris would actually be a genuinely ok pope once you look past the feces stained vestments. at the very least I doubt he would be as stone cold evil as benedict has proven to be
 
He'd finally succeed at turning the church into his personal army. May GodJesus and the Bear have mercy on us all.
 
He'd think Claude Frollo is the example all archdeacons should follow.

He'd drone on and on about the evils of cyberbullying and trolling. The deepest pits of hell would be reserved for trolls.

White knights would be granted indulgences and sainthood.

He'd try to make a boyfriend-free nun into a sweetheart.

He'd make all young Catholic women wear the Catholic schoolgirl uniform all the time.

Mass debating would no longer be a sin and priests would no longer have to be celibate, because he'd think those rules are stupid.

The world would marvel at his mangling of Latin and think he was experiencing glossolalia (speaking in tongues). The Pentecostals would be jealous.
 
Chris as the Pope brings to mind a character from Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius novels. A morbidly obese old guy named Bishop Beesley. Basically, he loves to stuff himself with sweets and chase down that dang photonegative troll, Jerry Cornelius. That's how I see Pope Chris: turning to the McDonalds in times of stress while peeping in on other people's nookie and making a general nuissance of himself.
 
You must understand, as socialisation through social sites like myspace and facebook makes us all more autistic-like, we will sooner or later all become Chris Chan.
Or as they all use to say "If you stare into the abyss long enough, you will start to shout Julay".
 
spaps said:
Orange Fanta, a Sonichu medallion, and a PS3.
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This and chicken nuggets, the "classic" rugby shirt, and the sailor moon poster of STRAIGHTNESS.

He'd perish in the October 28th incident and regenerate into Liquid.
 
Let's say Chris violates his probation and is sent in the slammer. Let's also say that CWCVille is a real city. What if you became the mayor of CWCVille?

If I was the mayor, I'd first fix it's economy. I mean, why does this one city in the middle of Virginia use a different currency than all other parts of the US?
 
Undo all the laws he's signed and then resign and get a real mayor. I doubt I'd do much better as a mayor, but I know I couldn't do much worse.

I'd also let Allison Amber have the vacation she deserves. I can't imagine what it would be like to be Chris's employee.
 
I'd change the currency to real money, change the name of the city to CWCkiville, fix all of Chris' shitty laws, fund the rebuilding of the 4_Cent_Garbage building, get a better, non-biased judge, and finally make Allison Amber the mayor, because she does all the work anyway.
 
What if Sega/Nintendo had actually contacted him and requested he be involved in making a Sonichu game? What do you think the game would be like? How would he react to being in charge of designing a game? When it inevitably tanked, how would he react? How would he react to the success of the game if by some chance it was good? Would you buy it and play it? What would be in it?

Personally, I'd buy seven copies, and it would most likely be an R-rated Sonic Adventure clone, and he'd probably throw a hissy fit all throughout the project, and blame trolls for sabotaging the game.
 
Can I do what I want or do I have to do things like obey laws? That's a big factor in this answer.

Re: What if Nintendo and/or Sega actually made a Sonichu gam

Chris wouldn't believe them and call them trolls. They'd make it anyway and he'd lose out on any money it made.
 
Burn the property to the ground, wipe any record of the city's existence away, evacuate everybody, and use the area as a nuclear weapons testing site just to be sure nothing remains.
 
As a Catholic myself, I'd probably take it as the final straw and start my own denomination.

Now, what should I call it?

I'd crash into slumber, I am not the type cut out to rule a city.
 
As I've some interest in politics and would probably see little chance of being worse than CWC, I'd do it.

CWCville is a police state that buys its own propaganda, hook, line and sinker. The government is somehow able to maintain a bread and circuses approach to social outcry via soup hotels, worthless currency and vast production of soda.

In short, the whole thing is a house of cards, albeit one with access to powerful individuals, at least a handful of trade goods (Endless Soda, for one) and rigid, automatic control. My plan would be to try to create real currency via trade, promoting domestic growth via increased investment in education, and probably trying to improve CWCville's heavy government involvement in people's lives.

Laws against homosexuality are pointless and most of CWC's civil codes are complete trash; I'll see if I can create a civil code that actually attempts to stop serious abuses. Magi-Chan is going to be trying to combat corruption. Goodness knows how bad things have become under the incompetent gaze of Christian Chandler, but there's no getting away from the point that the Cult of the CWC is likely to be useful.

Alison Amber going on a city council makes sense, but I'd probably try some outreach to at least some of the "former" trolls to try to include them in government. With a couple of exceptions (Bluespike and Josh Martinez) the trolls are bright individuals; a tacit truce would be honored, as I have far better things to do than try to fight for points of honor against non-issues.

I'd also claim that I'm the third mayor of CWCville. I would demand that Billy Mays was fully honored as mayor of CWCville, and try to promote "Mayism" as a political ideology advocating fair play, hard work and tolerance of inborn qualities (such as being gay).

I'd give it a good, solid try. And if it all goes to hell in a handbasket, well, the whole foreign exchange plan can go into my retirement account. More likely, though, I turn an insane fantasy city into a reasonably sane fantasy city, get things working reasonably well and continously worry about the second coming of Christian Chandler--I'd fight him as hard as I could, and I'd pull out all the stops to keep him from wrecking it all. It would be a final boss battle in a political sense.

I might have to give it up to someone better, but it won't be CWC.
 
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