Containment What If?

Within a week he'd be pissed that he isn't raking in billions of dollars from his new business.
 
I'd be too scared to go.

The sheer mass of retardedness concentrated at one point on the Earth's surface would cause a gravitational anomaly, who knows what may ensue.

There would be drinking, and joking, and smoking, dancing, people giggling and telling each other stories, discussions to be had, and fun for all.

And in the corner, facing the wall, ignoring everyone else - there would sit a lost and lonely Tomgirl thinking why Sonichu wasn't there to protect him, take him away from all this, and bring him a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up. And a few dozen q-sands. And non-crapped briefs.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
Players however would become an IRL Angry Video Game Nerd, make videos trashing it, causing Chris to rage more, causing a sequel to never happen.
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He'd probably call anyone who gave it a negative review trolls, including professional sites like IGN/Gamespot/GameInformer/MetaCritic/etc
 
The moment Chris hears Megan has passed away is the moment he thinks he conquered one of the trolls. Other than that, he would still complain of other trolls such as Snyder and he would just go back to eating unhealthy meals and playing vidya.
 
CompyRex said:
Chick does CWC
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Good ole' Chick Tracts. Honestly, if Chris met the Abrahamic god and was told something he didn't want to hear, he'd probably pull a Jerry Falwell and scream "NO YOU'RE WRONG", then get himself a celestial ban-hammer to hell.
 
He'd express his profound disappointment at Chris repeatedly straying from the straight path.
 
God would reprimand him for not trying to build up a relationship with him and it would end with Chris accusing God of being another dang dirty troll.
 
I'll put him in the camel clutch, and make him humble.

Hogan is next.

Chris wouldn't recognize her, but Megan - being the hardened and honed killing machine that she is - would tear her clothes of and "kill him to death" with her vagoogoo while screaming "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!"

Good ol' J.R. will be screaming "BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD" as everyone cheers on the Incredible Lioness. Many pickles will be consumed that day.
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Oooorrr, yeah, probably a whole lot of nothing.
 
What if Chris somehow became a Planeteer? In some bizzare world there were rings that granted people power over the spirits of Earth.

What would his ring's power be?
Would his team hate him?
Would Captain Planet kick his ass?
 
Assuming he even recognized her, he'd yell at her but she'd probably just walk away. Chris is most likely in even worse shape than he was a few years ago and it's very unlikely he'd be able to actually do anything. He'd probably get winded after jogging for about 20 seconds.

He'd be a much fatter version of Captain Pollution.
 
He would be the evil version of Ma-Ti.

(frm wikipedia)
Ma-Ti wields the powers of Heart and telepathy to instill caring, passion, and sympathy into the people of the world to care for the planet. He can also use this power to telepathically communicate with people and animals.

Chris wields the powers of the Bowels and has a psychic link to instill narcissism, autism, and bigotry into the people of the world to try and care for his own selfish interests. He can also use this power to telepathically tard rage directly into the minds of people and animals.

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He would blame her ghost for everything that happens to him.

That might actually be less empirically wrong than blaming her now.
 
George Orwell: 1984 said:
"You asked me once," said O'Brien, "what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."
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What would Chris find in Room 101?

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