Containment What If?

After learning that his obstinate mind completely undermined the torture, the government just says "fuck it" and installs Chris in Room 101.
 
I think we can all agree he'd get a false sense of victory but what would happen once that wore down? Do you think he'd feel some sort of guilt or atleast remorse that any remote chance he had of getting her china would be completely gone? His life wouldn't get better in the slightest if Meg were to die so I imagine he'd atleast realize how hollow the victory is.
 
What if Bill Gates left CWC all his money?

Chris awakens to find Bill Gates in his room. Mister Gates has decided to give up everything he owns to Chris.
This isn't a question of why, it's a question of what happens next.

It should be noted that it's impossible to completely blow though about 70 billion dollars in his lifetime. So, what does he do?
Does he actually pay off his debt like any other person on the planet would? Does he still play the "X IS EXPENSIVE" card? Will the gold digger hoes flood 14bc?
 
Re: What if Bill Gates left CWC all his money?

It's certainly impossible to blow it on video games...maybe he'd hire a live-in harem? I suppose some understanding of modern politics might be misfiltered through his little noggin and he'd get himself a few lobbyists or maybe even a representative or two. Lord only knows what he'd try to get passed.

Chris is not the prisoner. Chris is some other poor sod's torture.
 
Re: What if Bill Gates left CWC all his money?

He'd research a cure for autism for the sole purpose of being able to trade it for a ps4.
 
Re: What if Bill Gates left CWC all his money?

It's probably a good thing that he'd trade it away for a PS4. What's he going to do with it, use it on himself and then hoard it? By trading it to someone, that person has a higher chance of distributing it.
Also he'd probably start doing big things, but get stressed and give up halfway through, leaving thousands of half-finished projects in his wake.
 
Who would he go up against?

I would go with Rob Liefeld for Liefeld's questionable art, ripping off characters, and schedule slips.
 
What if Los Angeles was attacked by swarms of LOLcows (Chris, ADF, JustinRPG, Gloria Tesch, Loveshys etc.) swept up and whirling around in a huge twister?
 
Yes, I know he really was for one year after his Green County incident. But I'm talking for the entire K-12 years and never went to public school. Would he be even more of an antisocial shutin then he is now? Would he have even gone to college?

You'd smell the :briefs: 100 miles away so there'd be plenty of time to prepare.
 
He wouldn't even leave the house for McDonalds.

Re: What if Bill Gates left CWC all his money?

Pikonic said:
Chris awakens to find Bill Gates in his room. Mister Gates has decided to give up everything he owns to Chris.
This isn't a question of why, it's a question of what happens next.

It should be noted that it's impossible to completely blow though about 70 billion dollars in his lifetime. So, what does he do?
Does he actually pay off his debt like any other person on the planet would? Does he still play the "X IS EXPENSIVE" card? Will the gold digger hoes flood 14bc?
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He would still manage to spend it all.

They would die.
 
So, what team would he play for and why? I'd say the Jacksonville Jaguars simply because it's not like they could be worse, right?
 
A nice, big pickle sandwich with a side of pickle juice. I think the real question here is, would he keep in Nineteen Eighty Four fashion and yell "DO IT TO JULAY"?
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
O'Brien would just take off his shirt and force Chris too look at his chest. And if that doesn't work, out comes the pickle.
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The mental image of Richard Burton's O'brien sexually harassing chris by way of a striptease just made me collapse giggling like a madman

Also, since no one has said it yet (and please...may godbear have mercy on my soul)

DO IT TO JULAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!! DO IT TO JULAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!! NOT ME!!!
 
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