Containment What If?

it would be ryan leaf taken up to 11 and then way past it.

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what ryan leaf did at 2:56 would be potatoes compared to what chris would do
 
Chris would post his "victory" on facebook and claim that his voodoo powers killed her. Then some ween kids show Megan's husband the post.

I think it's pretty obvious where this is going.
 
Chris would play on the Chargers, causing my dad to say that the coach isn't the team's only problem.
 
...the tugboat doesn't come?: Disruptions/changes to SSDI

Yea, I know there were threads about this on the Chris forum, but this one is more of a hypothetical rather then blind assumptions. Would Chris even understand what's going on if he didn't receive his vidya money next month? Could this prompt him to make a return to Youtube in a rant video to demand trolls give him his money back? Would he try to max out what little credit he has left in an attempt to find another source of income?
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

I've thought it would be pretty funny if his tugboat got delayed, he assumed he was no longer getting it and he :briefs: and (:_(

Then he keeps spending money like a drunken sailor by stealing :snorlax: 's credit cards and gets into serious debt. Then the credit card company cuts down his line of credit and he (:_( again. He does this again until he completely ruins his credit rating and no one is :stupid: enough to give him credit.

Then he has to go to a seedy bar in Charlottesville, asks for Vinny the loan shark and his "miss a payment, lose a limb" program.

Then Chris becomes a quadruple amputee.
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

Even if a shutdown means the tugboat will keep on tugging, even if not quite on schedule...what would default mean?
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

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He'd bitch. Not a video, just Facebook. End of story

Chris makes it to the Super Bowl. On the player into he takes 15 minutes to day his name and school (Y'all should know me by now, but I am Christian Weston Chandler, Piedmont Valley Community Colledge, where that WITCH Mary Lee Walsh shatt-*cut off*
Then they cut to an interview with Barb and the hoard.
 
Lady Houligan said:
The "skills" of Mark Sanchez immediately leaps to mind...

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Butt fumble is SOOO last year, it's all about the :briefs: fumble.
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

Pikonic said:
http://cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1395

He'd bitch. Not a video, just Facebook. End of story
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Does he even follow the news at all to have even the slightest idea what's going on in Washington? He'd just blame the trolls most likely.
 
It'd be like giving a guy with broken legs a worn out tree branch. It'd let them stand a little bit longer but ultimately they're just gonna crash into the ground. Chris is an expert at burning through his :tugboat:. The added money would just hold him just a bit longer.
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

itsautism said:
Pikonic said:
http://cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1395

He'd bitch. Not a video, just Facebook. End of story
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Does he even follow the news at all to have even the slightest idea what's going on in Washington? He'd just blame the trolls most likely.
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or...

JOHN BOEHNER IS A DIRTY DANG TROLL

oh wait, he actually is a troll, but in this case to society
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

This is like the third goddamned thread about this

Is this really THAT important a topic?
 
Re: What if the government shutdown sinks the tugboat?

not this again

what if sanchez ran into chris on the butt fumble?
 
Brother, Chris would never put his hands under another man's ass to get the ball snapped, so each formation would be a shotgun. But since Chris is not athletic, he would miss the snap and it would result in a fumble-return TD, man.
 
CatParty said:
what if sanchez ran into chris on the butt fumble?
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Sanchez would die, Rex Ryan would make this face....
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Jets fans would rejoice, Giants and Pats fans would laugh, and the three groups could finally unite. All because of :briefs:
 
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