Containment What If?

spaps said:
SHORYUKEN!
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We've all seen the Chun-Li within Chris, I don't wanna punch him. I don't wanna kick him, or give him a Hadoken, Shoryuken, or Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.

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You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.
 
The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was :alog: but since Compy posted in here then I guess it's OK.

Bgheff said:
I would punch his fingers, rendering him unable to use a video game controller.
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I agree. If we weren't limiting ourselves to just punches (which are the result of combat, which gives you prickly wicklies) we could use a sledge hammer a la the mob and break both his hands.
 
Wouldn't need to, life's already kicked him in the nuts.
 
I guess if I wanted to hurt him (I don't), I'd sock him in the nose. Those are the easiest bones to break with a punch, aren't they?

Honestly, though, I'd much rather play a stimulating group game of "kick the autistic". I'm too much of a milquetoast and a follower to be starting fights by myself.
 
i am not touching Chris, not even to punch him.

Someone come get me when there's a "where would you instruct some hired goons to punch Chris?"-thread.
 
Well, don't leave me in the dark you jerk! Where would you instruct some hired goons to punch Chris?
 
Pikonic said:
Well, don't leave me in the dark you jerk! Where would you instruct some hired goons to punch Chris?
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I wouldn't. I don't want Chris to get punched. I'd just hire them to mow the lawn and clean the house when Chris and barb were away. Goons do landscaping, right?
 
random_pickle said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I'd hold my fist one inch from his shoulder, and say "I'M NOT HITTING YOU! I'M NOT HITTING YOU!"

Then I'd kick him in the sourdough region and teabag him.
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Careful there, you don't know how bacterial Chris' mouth is.
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Simple solution: wear gloves, afterwards burn the gloves.
 
I don't want to punch him

I want to punch :sonichu: so hard he separates the chaos emerald energy from the pokemon and he loses his :sonichu: powers and was never born so he knows the pain of Sailor Meg-Tune's loss that's she had to endure recently.

She and I have spoken about this at great length and we agree it's best, even if it means :stupid: would have never happened.
 
According to legend, Stone Cold Steve Austin once wrestled a match against Yokozuna with DIRTY, CRAPPED TRUNKS. Let's not use this as an indication to how Chris would do as a wrestler. He'd probably come to ring with his mom and Anna as his valets coddling him and encouraging him but not really being able to save him from the JERK in the opposite corner. They might even make him his own wrestling belt that he would try to unify with the World Heavyweight Title or something. He'd probably ask for a title shot after his first match, and then all the wrestlers would be super-stiff with him until he throws a (shoot) tantrum in the ring and quits.

His promos would be really funny to watch, though.

The subject is pretty self-explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar, Repo Games is a TV show where people have to have something(usually a car) repossessed. They send a giant, burly repo man to collect the vehicle, but he gives them a chance to answer 5 trivia questions. If they get 3 out of 5 questions right, the repo man will pay off all of the debts on their car free and clear. If they lose or refuse to play, the repo men take the car away and repossess it.

In this topic, we speculate what an episode of Repo Games would look like featuring the Chandlers.
 
I want to punch Chris in the heart because he's a soulless monster, even Hitler is better than him :alog:
 
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