Containment What If?

Aphex said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Why would he use his Sonichu medallion on a cruise?
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Because he wears it everywhere. Given the amount of times he's drawn himself with it and the numerous pictures that were taken of him whilst he was wearing it prooves that. And I don't get how you "use" the medallion.

Plus, he might want people to know that he's the "Creator of an Original Character".

And I may be wrong, he probably doesn't wear it everywhere, but thinking logically I would see him wear it on a cruise
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He would never wear it. The captain might be a troll.
 
As you probably know, Chris' account was used to send this scam email:
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But, what if this really happened?
Would anyone help Chris (and Barb, since it says "my family and I") stranded in the Philippines? Do they have any friends or family who care enough to answer Chris' plea for help? I think they'd be screwed (in reality the embassy would help, but for the sake of this "what if" assume the email is true). Chris' church is the one group I think might have helped, but he's already burned his bridges there. Anna is only good for insincere encouragement. Do Chris or Barb have any TRUE AND HONEST friends in their time of need? Would any of the Chandler or Weston family ties be strong enough for real financial help? Would anyone believe Chris and Barb would refund their money upon their arrival home after squandering their :tugboat: on a vacation to Manila?
 
I honestly don't think Anna would help. "Oh Chris, you're in a horrible situation, oh…you need money? I'm sorry but I can't help you there. Hang in there tho"
Rocky might help since it is the Christian thing to do.
I'm sure if the forums made a donation thread sone of us would throw in a few spare bucks.
As for family ties they might get some help. I don't speak to most of my family but I'd help them if they really needed it, after all they're my family.
 
Anna would say:
"Go into the seediest bar in Manila, find the guy who mugged you and DEMAND your stuff back. Get rough if you have to. Go get 'em, tiger!"

The more serious the situation, the more her barely-hidden inner troll seems to come out.
 
How the fuck didn't I notice this thread before.
He'd probably react by trying to hit on Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applebloom (underaged freshmen in the movie)
And by being disgusted by anyone who has a dark-ish skin color.
 
Pikimon said:
The ponies facade of friendship and happiness shatters as they experience the madness that is Chris.

Then the cutting begins.
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Directed by David Lynch.
 
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter plays for the New England Patriots?

It'd be just like that, except it'd end A LOT quicker.
 
champthom said:
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter plays for the New England Patriots?

It'd be just like that, except it'd end A LOT quicker.
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The football game or the musical number?

(Both.)

It's guaranteed that in those rare moments when Chris can claim the high ground, he'll fuck it up somehow.

We've seen a couple times that the Chandlers don't know how to report something to the police; they just barge into the station or march up to an officer and flail about, yelling incoherently, and demand that the full power of the force should quash their problem. And this is in their home state; in the Philippines, Chris would stand the chance of getting arrested himself if he carried on in the same way.

Sakamoto said:
Would any of the Chandler or Weston family ties be strong enough for real financial help?
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The last significant contact the 14 Branchland crowd had with any outside family was in 2009, with the wedding of Jonathan Carey, the son of Barb's sister's brother-in-law. Writing it out, that sounds like a big stretch of a relationship, and that's on the comparably closer-knit side of the family.

So...chances don't look good on that front.
 
impossibility said:
Whichever brand he would have chosen to watch in the late 90s- WWF or WCW- he would have had his characteristic brand loyalty towards to the bitter end.

It makes me wonder what sort of CWCism 'HEXBox' wordplay names he would use for the brands and wrestlers that he opposed.
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If he chose WCW he would go nuts when WWF baught it out.
 
I'd punch him in his fist so that his fist would be knocked into his head, causing him to punching himself like some sort of autistic moron that can't stop punching himself. DIE CHRIS I HOPE YOU GET PUNCHED BY PUNCHES.
 
I'd hold my fist one inch from his shoulder, and say "I'M NOT HITTING YOU! I'M NOT HITTING YOU!"

Then I'd kick him in the sourdough region and teabag him.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I'd hold my fist one inch from his shoulder, and say "I'M NOT HITTING YOU! I'M NOT HITTING YOU!"

Then I'd kick him in the sourdough region and teabag him.
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Careful there, you don't know how bacterial Chris' mouth is.
 
I'd punch him in the head. Maybe it would be like that scene in the Cable Guy where Steven punches Chip and his lisp goes away.
 
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