Containment What If?

One question:

If he were to be entered into the world of EG, would he be just a real human, or styled like one of the characters from our perspective and the character's perspectives?

If he were to be portrayed as one of us, I'd only assume that there would be some kind of reaction with regards to his appearance.
 
"Why isn't that guy pastel and slim?"

But mainly he'd be Chris in a world of super-friendly young women in very short skirts. I don't think MLP has done that Very Special Episode where the ponies learn to deal with unwanted touching yet.
 
Well, he would try to get close to the human forms of the main characters and labeled a pedofork. Nothing new.
 
It'd be a pretty socially awesome and cool experience.
So when's the next 'Chris goes into MLP world' thread being created?
 
spaps said:
It'd be a pretty socially awesome and cool experience.
So when's the next 'Chris goes into MLP world' thread being created?
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Right now. In my mind.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
Well, he would try to get close to the human forms of the main characters and labeled a pedofork. Nothing new.
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I wouldn't be surprised by this...
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Oh god Amnesia would probably be the only way he'd be able to reverse his life

Imagine a self improvement saga where he decides to get a job and exercise after losing his shitty memories.
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Well, as long as he isn't reminded of said memories, he can improve. At least until some epic ween kid tries to troll him and destroys any positive progress Chris has. That ween kid's attempt at trolling Chris can destroy any progress if Chris' memories manage to regress him back as a fat, lazy, jobless man who blames the troll as an agent of Megan and Snyder.
 
He still won't get a sweetheart from the ground up.
 
He'd sleep in class and read goosebumps while everyone else experiences high school like normal "people"
 
I was thinking he'd be getting a lot of the information about his previous life from the CWCki, which would completely give him a completely new POV on Megan, Snyder, etc.

A lot of his old grudges and paranoias would be completely gone. And that could mean a more balanced Chris, but more probably it would just leave him open to a new stream of ween, culminating in him just ending up the same as he was before.
 
The ponies facade of friendship and happiness shatters as they experience the madness that is Chris.

Then the cutting begins.
 
The ponies learn to repel him by throwing pennies at the ground and telling him sonichu is dead, fluttershy is able to convince clover and snoopy to dig up patti's corpse and leave it on his doorstep, rainbow dash repeatedly skywrites "CHRIS CHAN SHITS HIS BRIEFS" above his hovel, Rarity ensures that he is unable to buy any clothes in town other than the familiar clownshirts, pinkie pie organises epicween raids to scream "JULAAAAAAY" at chris while he sleeps, applejack secretly drags a sleeping chris into the pony gay bar every time he falls asleep, and twilight uses her magic to film him humping a luna shaped blow up doll and leaks it on the pony internet.

Ok i think that covered everything

Also, dibs on making the next "Chris+MLP" thread
 
dream of compy nailed to a tree covered in moss and mildew hes like kuato from total recall and also hes crying and michael snyders head and ribcage is taped onto his torso also he has and hes being beaten up by chris who poured meth down his throat and he has a plastic bag over his head and its being taped too
 
I was just wondering how often has Chris been on vacation?

Apparently, going on a vacation isn't unheard of in the Chandler household. Even after Bob's death, Barb & Chris went to DC for a Mythbusters show. Even the trip Chris took to the Mid-Atlantic Anime convention counts as a vacation since he got a hotel room.

You know, Chris gets a lot of money from the :tugboat: and I know the Chandlers need the money for upkeep and etc. but if you know where to look, you could find something great to do.

I only make about $500 a month currently (off season) yet I'm just about to go on a Cruise. Found one and it costed $400. Truth is, thanks to cruise ship disasters, less people go on cruises these days and the companies sell tickets for cheap now just to sell them. But of course, unless in the rare event something goes wrong, a cruise could be just the most amazing experience you could do for such cheap dollars. Casinos, sushi, karaoke, the list is essentially endless.

You know, for someone like Chris, it would be fairly easy for him to become an :ween: and go completely unnoticed. Nobody would care to think of the long-haired hillbilly that from first glance is just a common cruiser. Ignore him and let him be lonely the whole trip :heart-empty:

If he'd clean himself properly, though, he'd probably be able to fit in as long as he doesn't smash the slots open because they stole his money.
 
Mourning Dove said:
He may just play handheld vidya in solitude during the whole cruise.
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He broke his PS3 because he thought he'd get $9001 for it. I'm sure he'd get addicted to the slot machines. While he is mentally a small child, there would be nothing stopping him from gambling.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
He broke his PS3 because he thought he'd get $9001 for it. I'm sure he'd get addicted to the slot machines. While he is mentally a small child, there would be nothing stopping him from gambling.
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He may tardrage at the slot machines because they are DANG DIRTY TROLLS who took his hard earned :tugboat: !
 
CNN would go nuts at the prospect of another "Poop Cruise" to cover 24/7. I'm surprised they haven't bought the Chandlers cruise tickets already.
 
We get a lot of cruise ship passengers in my city because the government is pumping the tourism grants into getting some of that sweet fat 'o the middle class into the place. Chris would blend in pretty well with a lot of them, and I'd give him two hours on the boot because he rustles up a Rascal and rides it around for the rest of the cruise.

He'd also probably enjoy the cheap third world prostitutes at certain destinations.
 
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