Containment What If?

Instead of CWCville and Sonichu, we'd get his backyard fed 'CWCW'. Which he would think is as clever a pun as he considers 'Sonichu' and 'Tomgirl' to be.

He would be CWCW's only performer, youtubeing videos of promos to no one.
 
impossibility said:
Instead of CWCville and Sonichu, we'd get his backyard fed 'CWCW'. Which he would think is as clever a pun as he considers 'Sonichu' and 'Tomgirl' to be.

He would be CWCW's only performer, youtubeing videos of promos to no one.
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Honestly, a lot of his youtube videos feel like pro-wrestling promos to me already
 
Here's the scenario I'm thinking of: Chris and Barb are both involved in a horrific accident, killing Barb (just so she's out of the picture) and giving Chris retrograde amnesia.

  • Would the new Chris be able to piece together a new life from the trainwreck that was his old life?
  • Would he read the CWCki to learn about his old life? Would that result in him having a more balanced/truthful perspective of past events?
  • Would he give up on Sonichu? Tomgirl-ism? Godjesus?
  • How long before the Love Quest gets a reboot?
  • Would he be a more likeable/tolerable person?
  • Would the trolls treat him with mercy or would there be another round of :ween:?
 
He would find himself hunted by nightmarishly deformed creatures in a ruined castle while the memories of his unspeakble crimes slowly come trickling back

That or some shit with manpigs and a giant slaughtering machine
 
Judge Holden said:
He would find himself hunted by nightmarishly deformed creatures in a ruined castle while the memories of his unspeakble crimes slowly come trickling back

That or some shit with manpigs and a giant slaughtering machine
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i. like. this. scenario.
 
He'll hold a vendetta against anterograde amnesiacs for daring to steal the spotlight from retrograde amnesiacs.
 
If his stubborn, naive, and egotistical personality remains the same despite the amnesia then he'll just go back to repeating the mistakes that ruined his life in the first place.
 
He would be happier not remembering all the imagined injustices that he spends his current days stressing over. If he maintained his lack of interest in learning, he wouldn't bother to research his past even though his life has been better documented than many historical figures. And all his games would be like new to him, giving him something to do for years.
 
Chris was the bottom of the internet . . . the lolcow to end lolcows...until the fateful day when he slipped on a pile of cat feces and knocked himself into a coma, where he lay for for six months, lost to the world. When he awoke, it was another ten months before he could walk again. Meanwhile, his trolls, puzzled and a little sad, dispersed, unaware of what had transpired. Chris has but one memory of his past--a single word that beats in his empty mind: INTERNET

Curious, he googles his own name. Unable to believe that he was once this lowly lolcow, he assumes this is some stranger who shares his name. Some hilarious stranger. He doesn't understand why he feels so drawn to this autistic manchild, but once he starts, his hatred and disgust grows. The trolls, drawn to the renewed spike in interest, beg this angry man to stop A-Logging. But Chris has become obsessed by the idea that the only way he can gain back his life . . . is if the manchild loses his.

Coming in Summer 2014: THE MAN WHO TROLLED HIMSELF
 
When Chris gains amnesia, he will only remember a few scant details: few names such as Snyder, Christian, and Clyde, some kind of yellow creature that runs fast, and some vague memories that would torment him. Aside from having those his life might change, for better or worse. Of course the moment he is identified, he'll slowly but surely regain his memories of who he is and blame people such as Megan for the accident.
 
Oh god Amnesia would probably be the only way he'd be able to reverse his life

Imagine a self improvement saga where he decides to get a job and exercise after losing his shitty memories.
 
So, let's say Chris somehow was magically transported into the world of Equestria Girls. How do you think the characters would react, what would he say/do?
 
I'd RIP AND TEAR out Chris' goddamn spine, throw a steam pipe into his stomach, chainsaw his limbs off, then drop him off a cliff. Then I'd have a proper burial for Compy. Then I'd live out the rest of my days really sad because I know that I'll never be the same without Compy's WEEN in my life.
Then I'd eat a taco.
 
This is all because of that PM he sent you isn't it?
 
spaps said:
I'd RIP AND TEAR out Chris' goddamn spine, throw a steam pipe into his stomach, chainsaw his limbs off, then drop him off a cliff. Then I'd have a proper burial for Compy. Then I'd live out the rest of my days really sad because I know that I'll never be the same without Compy's WEEN in my life.
Then I'd eat a taco.
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:alog: :alog: :alog: What Chris did in Virginia is potatoes to what Compy has done. :alog: :alog: :alog:
Still killing Compy requires work and Chris would be too lazy to do it. Even if he did do it, he'd go to prison and that means no more vidya and he will see bare chested men when he leaves his cell.
 
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