Containment What If?

We would have conclusive proof that Christian Weston Chandler may, in fact, qualify for the "white trash" label.
 
Seahorses said:
If Chris was a wrestler, he'd be Mark Henry during his Sexual Chocolate phase.
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I think he'd take accidentally making out with a transvestite worse than Mark tbh

"sweet godjesus you've got a pickle!"
 
Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat. We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top of em! Not a scratch... Not a fuckin' scratch. You know who ever got you, they'll come back again and when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'm gonna cut your name into him.
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You've got me picturing a youtube poop where Chris's face is crudely photoshopped ontop of the Predator and all the characters are different avatars here
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat. We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top of em! Not a scratch... Not a fuckin' scratch. You know who ever got you, they'll come back again and when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'm gonna cut your name into him.
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You've got me picturing a youtube poop where Chris's face is crudely photoshopped ontop of the Predator and all the characters are different avatars here
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Don't shop his face onto me man.
 
He'd be the most conclusive and priceless propaganda tool the NorK regime ever had to prove to their people that starvation and oppression are preferable to the dedicant gluttony of the west.
 
I have insider information that he's already their minister of propaganda.

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What's more upsetting: that he'd likely get into trouble with the state and "disappear," or that no one in the States would notice or care enough or (in Barb's case) know the proper channels for help in stirring an international furor?
 
If Obama wasn't running last election do you think Chris would have a shot against Romney?
 
Meh, Chris couldn't even get a position as a city councilman. He couldn't get a position at a social club or in student council, for goodness' sake. As soon as someone criticized him, his opponent would exceed the hurtful truth level and Chris would yell at them for mislabeling him and may even curse-ye-ha-me-ha his opponent.

And sad to say, the day a person with autism, or any other mental disorder, gets elected to a high office in the US is the day pigs would fly. Mental illness has a stigma and a person who has one would be seen as unfit for office.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
And sad to say, the day a person with autism, or any other mental disorder, gets elected to a high office in the US is the day pigs would fly. Mental illness has a stigma and a person who has one would be seen as unfit for office.
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Implying politicians today don't already have a mental illness of some sort
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
If Obama wasn't running last election do you think Chris would have a shot against Romney?
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Really? Chris was in charge of a pokemon game once. Romney is in charge of millions in assets and isn't likely to :briefs:
on stage.
 
SodomyRocket said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
If Obama wasn't running last election do you think Chris would have a shot against Romney?
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Really? Chris was in charge of a pokemon game once. Romney is in charge of millions in assets and isn't likely to :briefs:
on stage.
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Your argument has collapsed in on itself. Mitt Romney was never in charge of a Pokemon game, making him the weaker candidate.
 
His first act would be to ship Megan of to Gitmo to be JAILED and BEATEN UP.
 
Globe said:
His first act would be to ship Megan of to Gitmo to be JAILED and BEATEN UP.
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Along with Michael Snyder, Adam Stackhouse and Jason Kendrick Howell
 
MetroidJunkie said:
Globe said:
His first act would be to ship Megan of to Gitmo to be JAILED and BEATEN UP.
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Then waterboard her until she tells him where those Sailor Moon dvd's are.
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"It's a matter of national security DAMMIT"
 
Ship him over here... I want him to replace Angela Merkel, things can't get any more chaotic anyway 8-)
 
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