Containment What If?

If Chris won, he'd try running the country like CWCville, passing whatever laws he feels like and personally commanding the police to arrest people. And then whine when he discovers that the elections aren't about electing a dictator for the next four years.

Although Chris is hardly the only person who seems to believe that the president has a lot more power than he really does.
 
raymond said:
If Chris won, he'd try running the country like CWCville, passing whatever laws he feels like and personally commanding the police to arrest people. And then whine when he discovers that the elections aren't about electing a dictator for the next four years.

Although Chris is hardly the only person who seems to believe that the president has a lot more power than he really does.
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I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections.
-Chris Chan
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I'm telling you, he'd be his own third party, the Republican's would stay away from him because he is a crossdresser, and a welfare leech, and has all those naughty natured videos and pics online. Also, Remember when Chris said that the government should have all the guns? Chris's political views (what little he has) don't fit with either party. The Democrats wouldn't take him because he hates DA HOMOS! and would try to pass laws limiting their free speech, also he's sexist as hell, (although that's due to his upbringing really.)
 
MetroidJunkie said:
Either one of them would still be a better bet than Joe Biden.
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Umm Michelle "The Rapture is just around the corner" Bachmann is a better candidate than Joe Biden? Say what you will about Biden, but the only jobs that Michelle Bachmann has created are comedians.
 
Pikimon said:
MetroidJunkie said:
Either one of them would still be a better bet than Joe Biden.
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Umm Michelle "The Rapture is just around the corner" Bachmann is a better candidate than Joe Biden? Say what you will about Biden, but the only jobs that Michelle Bachmann has created are comedians.
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Joe Biden did give self defense advice on national television that could land you in jail. just saiyan
 
Get a room you guys, seriously.

Back on topic, the Republicans wouldn't want him because of his cross dressing tendencies and his torture of God via lego shit. The Democrats wouldn't want him because he wants to curb free speech and is very non-progressive ("I AM AGAINST CHANGE!"). I'm assuming after he got kicked out, he would gain some batshit crazy followers a la Insane Clown Posse.

They would make the Teabaggers look smart in comparison.
 
random_pickle said:
Get a room you guys, seriously.

Back on topic, the Republicans wouldn't want him because of his cross dressing tendencies and his torture of God via lego shit. The Democrats wouldn't want him because he wants to curb free speech and is very non-progressive ("I AM AGAINST CHANGE!"). I'm assuming after he got kicked out, he would gain some batshit crazy followers a la Insane Clown Posse.

They would make the Teabaggers look smart in comparison.
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Maybe Chris, ADF and Gloria Tesch could form some sort of Triumtardrate.
 
he would make it illegal for all MEN under 51 to have girlfriends, for starters

you know, because JERKS
 
DykesDykesChina said:
random_pickle said:
Get a room you guys, seriously.

Back on topic, the Republicans wouldn't want him because of his cross dressing tendencies and his torture of God via lego shit. The Democrats wouldn't want him because he wants to curb free speech and is very non-progressive ("I AM AGAINST CHANGE!"). I'm assuming after he got kicked out, he would gain some batshit crazy followers a la Insane Clown Posse.

They would make the Teabaggers look smart in comparison.
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Maybe Chris, ADF and Gloria Tesch could form some sort of Triumtardrate.
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I doubt the smelly tranny party would get a lot of votes.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Seahorses said:
If Chris was a wrestler, he'd be Mark Henry during his Sexual Chocolate phase.
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I disagree. Sexual Chocolate was intentionally hilarious. And amazing.
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But they both sleep with old women.
 
Hey where's Compy, he didn't actually die did he?
Oh well, let us all welcome our new mod Huntin' Slash Nevermind
 
A "sport" where muscular, half-naked men, coated in oil, grab each other and then grunt and sweat alot.

Yeah.
That sound like it would be staying on the Straight Path. Suuuuuuurrrreeeeee.
 
I'd wonder why he's in the kitchen and/or dining room at an assisted living community. I'd maybe offer him a meal if he'd leave and not harass the single pretty females I work with. If not, we've got a 5 gallon bucket of :pickle: waiting in the walk in cooler.

If he were on tour with :snorlax:, I can understand, but the :tugboat: woudn't begin to cover the costs at living at a Brookdale facility.
 
He probably would. It's a McDonald's. And he'd be no different from the other people who show up there.
 
Pikimon said:
The Tea Party would choose him as their new Messiah
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Why though? Chris gets money from the government, he is a tranny, does not go to Church and voted for Obama. Why would they support him?
 
His campaign would need to drop millions on a single mom and her kids to pose as his family (because nobody wants a bachelor president). God help that woman if he wins.
 
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