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Mkayyy.

Would you rather

A) have a 10-km "dinosaur killer" type asteroid crash into earth

B) let Chris become dictator of the world for the rest of his life
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Mkayyy.

Would you rather

A) have a 10-km "dinosaur killer" type asteroid crash into earth

B) let Chris become dictator of the world for the rest of his life

A, no one deserves having Chris as a dictator. I'd prefer Hitler, he was a better leader anyway.
 
B, if Chris becomes a dictator, the rest of his life will be very short.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Mkayyy.

Would you rather

A) have a 10-km "dinosaur killer" type asteroid crash into earth

B) let Chris become dictator of the world for the rest of his life


A. They both end the same way anyway.
 
DIRTY, CRAPPED WHITE HOUSE

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

He'd discard his "no darkies" policy in dating. Heck, black girls might become the preferred target for his love quest.

He'd try to hang out with some black dudes by acting like he did in the Lars calls, and the black guys would ostracize him at best or beat him up at worst.

The trolls would start calling him a wigger to grind his gears.

Chris would start saying "check your privilege" with increasing frequency.
 
Like, one day he (somehow, probably autism magic) has his hands on a rifle, and decided to hunt down deer to impress da ladies. What'll happen to our Chrissy?
 
He'd shoot himself.

He won't see any deer, because they're very sensitive to scent, so they'd run away at the smell of his :briefs: You're supposed to wash your huntin' clothes in special scentless detergent and use cover scents.

No, I'm not a hunter, so I can't say much. I've wanted to go hunting, though.

And like hunters say: to bag a deer, you have to be smarter than the deer, and he spends more time in the woods than you.

Chris would be screwed.
 
He'd go duck hunting with Clyde Cash and go Dick Cheney on him.
 
"Squirrel and Hedgehog" is a North Korean propaganda furry cartoon aimed at children.

It's a about a place called People's Republic of No... um, Flower Hill, which is a paradise on earth and is inhabited by squirrels (workers/commanders), hedgehogs (soldiers) and ducks (navy). In season 1 there were also friendly bears, but in season 2 they disappeared for some reason.

They are at war with a number of other furry factions, such as weasels (Japanese), mice (South Koreans) and wolves (USA). The main character is the squirrel Geumsaegi who is a spy.

Now, what if CWCville was in fact located on the same planet?

With which side would the city-state ally? How would diplomacy work out? Would the Pokehogs go to war? If so, how would they fare? Keep in mind that Chris's creations wield some kind of magic but lack in technology (with the exception of the pizza bots), while the Flower Hill animals do not have magic at their disposal but modern military hardware - assault rifles, howitzers, tanks, rocket launchers etc. The wolves are exceptionally strong (they can hurl jeeps through the air barehanded) but get their asses kicked in combat nonetheless. They also have a hot fox lady officer working for them.

My guess is that CWCville would try to ally with the wolves, because the mayor-king somehow recognizes them as "good Americans", and, more importantly, because he wants to have hankypanky with Lt. Vixen. The wolves would suspect though that CWCville is secretly allied with Flower Hill. The mayor would then proceed to make a youtube video in which he denies this, professes his love for Lt. Vixen and calls Geumsaegi a slow-in-da-mind or something. In the end, CWCville manages to piss of EVERYBODY, thus causing the wolves, Flower Hill, the mice and the weasels to make peace and unite in order to wipe out CWCville together. The pokehogs hold their ground for a while, as the Sonichus manage to shorten out tank/aircraft electronics with their electric attacks. They get turned into ionized plasma though after Lt. Vixen pushes the "ignition" button of a thermonuclear missile.

After that, world peace. Geumsaegi and Lt. Vixen meet for some fine wine and dinner, are surprised how much they have in common and leave together for a long holiday on a tropical island.

BTW this show has only very recently come to the attention of international nerddom. Nonetheless, rule 34 is already in effect (google it pervs).
 
Re: What if CWCville was in the "Squirrel and Hedgehog" worl

It would be very similar to flower hill.
 
 

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You have to fuck up pretty hard to shoot yourself with a hunting rifle. That said, I'm sure Chris would manage to blast a few little piggies off of one of his feet.

But the most likely scenario would be that thanks to the medley of constant noise and axe body spray emanating from Chris, every animal within 5 miles would know exactly where he was at all times and avoid him completely.
 
Picklepower said:
Chris would start the Autistic Freedom party, imagine him in the 3rd party candidate debate, having to argue against a dang dirty socialist.

Chris seems pretty socialist he would probably agree with them for the most part.

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DykesDykesChina said:
Mkayyy.

Would you rather

A) have a 10-km "dinosaur killer" type asteroid crash into earth

B) let Chris become dictator of the world for the rest of his life


A. They both end the same way anyway.

An asteroid goes Lee Harvey Oswald on Chris?

Deer learn how to play kick the autistic.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Mkayyy.

Would you rather

A) have a 10-km "dinosaur killer" type asteroid crash into earth

B) let Chris become dictator of the world for the rest of his life

I'll take dictator-for-life because I don't think he'll last too long after he declares Sonichu to be Speaker of the House.
 
I'd take B. Sure Chris may be dictator, but it doesn't mean he can't be a puppet dictator. Just set up an Illuminati-esque group running the scenes and Chris will be it's pawn.
 
Imagine his election speech...

"Hello fellow Americans! My first order is to build dating education schools around the country so that good noviophobic high-functioning au-autistic people like me can be paired up with boyfriend-free girls. And stop all the crime and fix the budget and such. Cause we got no money and we got to start being smart with our money. Hmm, yeah. An' annu-an' annuder thing. Trolls like that goddamned Micheal Synder and Megan Schroeder who shattered my Heart out and stole my Dreams will be jai- put in jail for the rest of their lives so that they will consider the great Problems that they have brought me. Stay straight and goodnight.

On a crisp October morning, our hero rolls out of bed, sprays a little Axe on himself, *SIGH*s for 1/2 an hour, puts on his makeup :tomgirl: and gets ready to visit McD's for :snorlax: 's daily q-sand order. Only unexpectedly, instead of his mother sitting around on the couch...he finds a clone of himself. After some confusion, the two decide to board Son-Chu and drive into town where they find...that everyone on Earth has become a clone of Christian Weston Chandler.

Use your imagination. How does the earth fare? Do they build a wonderous troll-free society together? Or do they (:_( together? Will they troll each other? And would the love-quest still be relevant for them?
 
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