Containment What If?

I suggest we include the hypothetical, "how would Christian fare in a society wherein behavior correlative to what we understand as 'autism' is the norm?", just so we have a little bit more to work with.

I've discussed the possibility of an autistic society with a friend of mine before. We ended up agreeing that it would be either a utopia or hell on Earth, but not anywhere between the two. Assuming Chris's upbringing is such that it allows him to develop the same personality as he has in our world, he would likely do poorly. He just doesn't care enough about rules that don't benefit him to live in a society wherein strict adherence to rules would be valued. Also, an autistic society would probably have a very strict, harsh penal system. So, if a parallel to the whole Synder incident took place in such a world, he would probably be in a jail serving a 10 year sentence right now.

If everyone were Chris, on the other hand, the human race would collapse on itself, plain and simple. Chris has no specialized skills or knowledge whatsoever, so all the services and goods now enjoyed by humanity (processed foods, medical care, automobiles) would eventually cease to be. There could be no reproduction, if in fact the females who became Chris lost their genitalia and grew :pickle: s. One can only wonder (perhaps marvel is a better term) how Chris's homophobia would work itself out in a situation wherein there are no women and a large number of sexually frustrated, childlike autistic men who are given to extreme rationalization. I imagine they would faithfully remain on the "straight path" and instead take out their frustrations by killing each other in constant fights, made agonizingly slow by virtue of Chris's physical impotence, over mankind's dwindling resources.
 
Re: What if CWCville was in the "Squirrel and Hedgehog" worl

I love this cartoon for no other reason than it tries to insult Americans and fails. Seriously, we get to be badass wolves?

On the question, I imagine him siding with Flower Hill since the leadership styles are so similar.
 
I am told that to foreigners the German as well as Japanese society somewhat resemble "autistic societies" - most people keep to themselves, little social interaction outside of family/close friends, strict adherance to rules etc.

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Stalin said:
He probably would. It's a McDonald's. And he'd be no different from the other people who show up there.
Yeesh, how does one go from being the leader of one of the worlds superpowers to working at a McDonalds?

CatParty said:
I'm a dead man.
Would you have sex with Chris to save any of us? Didn't think so.
 
Pikonic said:
CatParty said:
I'm a dead man.
Would you have sex with Chris to save any of us? Didn't think so.





In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
 
CatParty said:
Pikonic said:
CatParty said:
I'm a dead man.
Would you have sex with Chris to save any of us? Didn't think so.





In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?

I'm STRAIGHT and enjoy lotsa hot :pickle:
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I have insider information that he's already their minister of propaganda.

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OK, I'm off to learn Korean. I have to know what they're saying.
 
Judge Holden said:
Picklepower said:
North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."

I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

Or worse yet some unhinged fundamentalist from africa could get ahold of the julaay tapes and use them to try and whip up hatred for autistics, crossdressers, or just lie and claim hes a damn dirty homo

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(By the way thats the 11th time I have referenced EAT DA POO POO on the forums so I expect a reward of some kind)
Random Ugandan Fundamentalist Preacher: NOW THIS AMERICAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL. HE TAKES HIS OWN SEED AND MIXES IT WITH THIS ORANGE COLA AND HE DRINKS HIS OWN SEMEN. SAYS IT GOES DOWN SALTY. THIS IS WHY HOMOSEXUALITY IS EVIL. THE HOMOSEXUAL MEN SUCH AS HIM DRINK THEIR OWN SEED!!!!

Chris: Dang dirty troll from Uganda called me gay! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS I'M NOT GAY I'AM STRAIGHT!!!! :evil:

Mourning Dove said:
I would be akin to Idiocracy. An autistic Idiocracy
Yes, we would be an autistic Idiocracy but since everyone is Chris, we would probably not have the things in Idiocracy like Beef Supreme or those vending machiens that give out fast food or Starbucks that have hookers. We'd instead stay in our homes playing PS3's and eating microwave meals.
 
c-no said:
Mourning Dove said:
I would be akin to Idiocracy. An autistic Idiocracy
Yes, we would be an autistic Idiocracy but since everyone is Chris, we would probably not have the things in Idiocracy like Beef Supreme or those vending machiens that give out fast food or Starbucks that have hookers. We'd instead stay in our homes playing PS3's and eating microwave meals.
Who would make the PS3's and Microwave meals though?
 
Judge Holden said:
Picklepower said:
North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."

I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

Or worse yet some unhinged fundamentalist from africa could get ahold of the julaay tapes and use them to try and whip up hatred for autistics, crossdressers, or just lie and claim hes a damn dirty homo

[youtube]jjnrLt3VuSM[/youtube]

(By the way thats the 11th time I have referenced EAT DA POO POO on the forums so I expect a reward of some kind)
Kenya (IIRC) is already writing an anti-homo law, although it practically exists already, according to a Stephen Fry documentary.

TheRedRanger said:
DykesDykesChina said:
I have insider information that he's already their minister of propaganda.

[youtube]HuXJBJWR36Y[/youtube]
OK, I'm off to learn Korean. I have to know what they're saying.
Click the video to go to YouTube, then click the CC button.
don't know about the subtitles accuracy, but it's still better than nothing
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Kenya (IIRC) is already writing an anti-homo law, although it practically exists already, according to a Stephen Fry documentary.

Uganda
 
Whenever I think of Uganda now I think of EAT DA POO POO!

Well, if Chris stayed in North Korea for any length of time he wouldn't be fat anymore. A lot of people are starving there.
 
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