Containment What If?

Re: What if Chris was your family member?

I agree with Pikonic. I'd tell them exactly what they need to do to get their lives back on track, and if they ignore me, I'm telling them that's the last time I help them with anything.

Then when the media show up at my door step and they tell me a crossdressing relative of mine went on a killing spree*, I'll just shake my head and tell them it doesn't surprise me.

*not that Chris would go on a killing spree, of course; he's a big dummy, but he's not a killer

Chris could only be convicted if the :ween: framed him and his alibi didn't hold up. Chris is around :snorlax: most of the time, so as long as the trolls don't do it while Chris is away somewhere, Barb could testify that they were together and that he didn't go near the Game Place. A lot of places have security cameras, so they may catch :ween: in the act.

Chris is too dumb to commit arson :alog: he'd be more likely to set himself alight than the building.
 
It take a thoroughly improbable storm of events- the culprits would have to commit a huge and elaborate crime and leave no evidence pointing to them and somehow arrange Chris to have no alibi, and with false evidence to frame him.

But if that improbable happened, we'd have quite a suspicious suspect in Chris- a vandal of property with strong and openly stated motive against Snyder.

Far too 'what if' to ever be possible- and we all know no troll would ever go this far, and Snyder's a hero to us trolls. And if Snyder's not your hero, he ought to be.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
fridgesrants said:
At this point from his police record I doubt he could legally purchase a firearm anymore.
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I don't know. I thought as long as you don't commit a felony or are involuntarily committed to a mental hospital, you can purchase a firearm. He has a misdemeanor as long as he behaves himself, so unless I'm missing something he could buy a gun.

Fortunately, you don't need a gun to go hunting. You could always use a bow (or even a pellet gun), which to the best of my knowledge have few restrictions.
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Chris can buy a gun he inst barred from it. bows pellet guns black powder and crossbows have no restriction on whom can buy them, weather your state lets you hunt with them is an entirely different matter.

CatParty said:
Why would they burn down the troll epicenter?
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Like they could get past the German warfare bitch anyways.
 
But if Chris went to jail for good, there would be no more lols or activity to observe! Why would a troll or Christorian want that?
 
Mourning Dove said:
But if Chris went to jail for good, there would be no more lols or activity to observe! Why would a troll or Christorian want that?
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Yeah, everyone knows that it would be The Asspat Brigade who would be more likely to burn the PLace down!
 
"Your honor. I know my client said "that liar doesn't deserve a rat cent" but that doesn't mean he'd be motivated to get revenge for paying him out of pocket..."
 
committing a serious felony and destroying a mans livelihood just to troll Chris goes WAY beyond "ween", or even "epic ween", and squarely into "ludicrous ween"
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
"Your honor. I know my client said "that liar doesn't deserve a rat cent" but that doesn't mean he'd be motivated to get revenge for paying him out of pocket..."
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IT WUZZ RED CENT YOU MAJOR WUSS! THAT DAMN DIRTY SNYDER BURNED DOWN DA PLACE FOR DA MONEY AS HE'S A TWOLL AND A JOO AND LIKELY A MOOSLIM TOO!

Chris then has his own 'holey buttocks' to worry about.
 
Re: What if Chris was your family member?

My brother is a 'sperg. If he acted like Chris, i would be right in his face until he knocked it off. We've actually had conflicts in the past over some of his behavior, but only when it's something that i know for a fact is going to get him in serious trouble out in the real world where nobody gives a fuck what your problem is. His behaviour is fine for the most part though.

So i guess my answer is, if he were my brother or son or whatever, i guess he'd have to get used to living with my foot up his ass. If he was just a cousin then i'd pretend that i had no idea who he was.
 
Re: What if Chris was your family member?

I have a pretty low tolerance for bullshit and the :julay: calls would get old. I would probably become a ]:(P and try to cash off of it by writing a book or something.
 
Re: What if Chris was your family member?

I wouldn't DO anything, my parents would've thrown him out on the street at this point.
 
Considering the distance between Ruckersville and Charlottesville (16 miles), plus the fact that Chris pretty much lives online, any competent defense lawyer would be able to provide evidence that Chris was busy, at home, doing something completely worthless (like buying more crap for his fake Springfield in that Simpsons iOS game, ranting on Facebook, grinding PS3 trophies) when it happened. So I don't think these hypothetical weens would be able to successfully frame Chris.
 
Re: What if Chris was your family member?

I'd send him a gift card for The GAMe PLACe every year for his birthday and Christmas.
 
Ruckersville would soon decline thanks to Chris as mayor. Crime would rise, money would be wasted on vidya, and Chris would *SIGH* everytime he is told to do his duties as mayor. The people will soon have enough of Mayor Chandler and soon pick up pitchforks, torches, and other mob weapons to drive Chris and Barb out of town.
 
Does Ruckersville have a mayor? Doesn't "unincorporated" mean that it is just a group of houses without a local political body governing it?
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Does Ruckersville have a mayor? Doesn't "unincorporated" mean that it is just a group of houses without a local political body governing it?
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Unincorporated areas are governed by a larger political subdivision. In the US, it's most often a county. For Ruckersville, it's Greene County and their Board of Supervisors.
 
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