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Re: What if Nintendo and/or Sega actually made a Sonichu gam

If this really happens, I can't wait for Sonichu to be on the next Smash Bros.

Anyway, Chris would be in a lot of stress in making the game.

Probably a cheap theme park with poorly-drawn Sonichu cardboard designs.
 
Re: What if Nintendo and/or Sega actually made a Sonichu gam

Chris would tard rage when he finds out that the sonichus don't fuck.
 
Re: What if Nintendo and/or Sega actually made a Sonichu gam

I'd love to see Sega make it and port it to all platforms, including Chris' favourite console, the HEXBAWKS. :P
 
Stratochu said:
LordCustos3 said:
Um....wouldn't that break the terms of his probation?
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Yes, it would, but his probation ends on July 10th of this year IIRC.
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how long is the restraining order from the game place? will he be dumb enough to try to go back once his probation is over thinking all will be okay?
 
Well, as I live in the People's Republic of Boulder, he will probably bitch about rent being too high (to which I'd tell him to fucking get used to it - it's Boulder - or move out to Lafayette or Denver), too many liberals and HOMOS walking the street and the business owners/jerkops who wouldn't tolerate his shit.
 
JarlaxleBaenre said:
Repeat Bane and Talia's thing from The Dark Knight Rises without a nuke. Kangaroo court for the sonichus with Judge Giovanni presiding over the sentencing.
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The fire rises.

Honestly this would be what I'd do. Unless I'm held responsible by the US government to actually improve CWCville I'm treating this like my own, personal playground.
 
CatParty said:
Stratochu said:
LordCustos3 said:
Um....wouldn't that break the terms of his probation?
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Yes, it would, but his probation ends on July 10th of this year IIRC.
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how long is the restraining order from the game place? will he be dumb enough to try to go back once his probation is over thinking all will be okay?
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Restraining order is for life. Presumably for Snyder's lifetime, after which THe GAMe PLACe would probably be sold off or liquidated, but we all know that despite Snyder being in his 50s, he will outlive Chris-Chan,
 
Abolish the CWCVille constitution, and reinstate a new one. Then, heed for UN's help to rebuild the country.
 
Chris would show up in whatever car he drives, provided it still works.

He'd either wear one of his old shirts like the original blue and red striped shirt or he'd come in his best tom girl clothing.

With the interviews, he would give off a yes, no, stress sigh, anger, or some inflated ego speech.

He'd react to actresses/potential sweethearts by asking them if they want to be his sweetheart but he would never ask, they would have to ask him.

If he won an Oscar, he'd give a smug speech that raises his ego, if he didn't he'd get angry and make video where he shoots pictures of the winners with the megatron pistol if he still has it.

His speech would be of himself yet again while telling people not to believe his ED page and the CWCki.
 
STEP 1: Get a lock installed on my room, cupboards and get a mini fridge for beer and milk.
STEP 2: WEBCAMS hidden everywhere Chris is likely to go and make them stream to a site somewhere.
STEP 3: Torture Chris by coming home with girls and spraying him with hoses and stuff to at least make the stench bearable.
STEP 4: ?????
STEP 5: PROFIT
 
I personally think Cole would just kill himself to end the misery.

They would probably use him as a meat shield, and I'm telling ya, there's a lot of meat on this guy.

Free the slaves.
 
Lead the glorious proletariat-homo-troll revolution and wipe out all traces of the old regime.
 
Xenomorph

As we know, during development inside the host, the Xenomorph larva will, through some sort of horizontal gene transfer, absorb some of the host's genetic material, so that the resulting fully grown Xenomorph will somewhat resemble the host: Human-grown Aliens are bipedal, Dog Aliens are quadrupedal, PredAliens are bipedal but even larger and stronger than human ones and sport the dreadlock/tentacle things growing out of a Predator's head.

Now, the question that bugs me is this: Suppose some alien starship crashed near Ruckersville, and the only survivor would be a facehugger that hid in the ship's hold. After scampering of into the night, the 'hugger encounters Casa Chandler, and sensing possible hosts inside, crawls in and impregnates Chris with the alien embryo. After some days, Chris dies as the AutisticAlien bursts out of his chest.

What would this AutisticAlien be like? Would it be too stupid and lazy to hunt and rather break into a McDonald's to stuff itself with frozen McNuggets? Or would it loiter at a mall with a sign: "Looking for creatures to eat, age 18-XX, come here now"?

If it happened to be a Queen Alien, would this creature bear a strong resemblance to Barb?
 
Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

Well, that would be the strangest ending possible to his life story. It would be straight out of a movie.

The alien would immediately drive over to the Game Place and try to kill Mike Snyder. You know how it would kill him.
 
Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

It'd probably become so obsessed with vidya that it'd never move from the couch. It might make the odd trip to McDonalds and eat the employees though.
 
Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

acid crapped briefs?
 
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