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Well, that depends on what rifle he'd use. If he did the sensible thing and used an entry-level caliber like .243 the kick wouldn't be too bad. I have a feeling Chris would want to feel like a tough guy and get a 7 mm magnum to hunt deer and the first time he fires it, he winds up with :briefs:
 
After a failed day of hunting, OPL may get lost in the wilderness while trying to find his way back home.
 
GrandNumberofPounds said:
Well, that depends on what rifle he'd use. If he did the sensible thing and used an entry-level caliber like .243 the kick wouldn't be too bad. I have a feeling Chris would want to feel like a tough guy and get a 7 mm magnum to hunt deer and the first time he fires it, he winds up with :briefs:
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I know what you mean, but this is Chris we're talking about. I'm pretty certain a .22 would have enough of a kick to make his shoulder go numb.

That and guns makes loud noises, remember how Chris deals with loud noises?
 
Mourning Dove said:
After a failed day of hunting, OPL may get lost in the wilderness while trying to find his way back home.
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Or if he hires a guide, the guide will have enough of Chris's crap and leave him in the woods.


Coldgrip said:
GrandNumberofPounds said:
Well, that depends on what rifle he'd use. If he did the sensible thing and used an entry-level caliber like .243 the kick wouldn't be too bad. I have a feeling Chris would want to feel like a tough guy and get a 7 mm magnum to hunt deer and the first time he fires it, he winds up with :briefs:
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I know what you mean, but this is Chris we're talking about. I'm pretty certain a .22 would have enough of a kick to make his shoulder go numb.

That and guns makes loud noises, remember how Chris deals with loud noises?
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Actually I don't remember how Chris handles loud noises. I have a feeling not too well.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Mourning Dove said:
After a failed day of hunting, OPL may get lost in the wilderness while trying to find his way back home.
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Or if he hires a guide, the guide will have enough of Chris's crap and leave him in the woods.
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FIELD GUIDES ARE EXPENSIVE! But no one would want to stay around OPL too long with that literal crap, especially the smell... :briefs:
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Burning Love said:
As an aside, I'm absolutely fascinated by North Korea and other totalitarian states, mostly the pre-1985 USSR and pre-1989 Eastern Bloc. Imagine if he was born to a member of the North Korean elite, his whole family would have died in camps by now! They don't exactly have the best psychiatric help available in that country, even for the higher-ups.
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Why would a member of the North Korean elite have died in the camps? (Assuming Bob was one of NK's military leaders)
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Purges are not uncommon in totalitarian dictatorships. No-one but the leader himself is truly safe.
 
"Hmm yeah um da Capitalists yeah um they are no good, and uh the great leader makes dis place a dang good, so LEAVE US ALONE AMERICAN TROLLS! You dang pinheads will face da wrath of our glorious leader! ya dang knuckleheads"
 
He would go on a hunger strike, and they would be ok with that because they weren't going to feed him anyway.
 
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Chris's socially cool and awesome tomgirl rifle.
 
Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

an eerie isolated room.
it would smell like cat an old people.
 
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CatParty said:
Is this a "what if"?
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This actually does look like a "what if" topic. Perhaps it should be moved to the "What If" section.
 
CatParty said:
I like the idea of Chris in a shark tank...
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It's actually kind of weird seeing a posts like this without a :alog: at the end.
 
Black Sonichu said:
And remember-a bad day hunting beats a good day working.
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As if Chris would be able to make that comparison.

But seriously, there is nothing legally barring Chris from buying a gun. Of course before Chris even thinks of buying a gun or bow or boots or anything normal people would use while hunting, he'll be sure to make up a "Deer Attraction Sign" and write "Want Buck" on another sports bra.

Also it's extremely unlikely even Chris would manage to unintentionally shoot himself with a hunting rifle or shotgun. That being said, there are sooooooo many ways Chris could fuck up hunting I'm not going to speculate which particular way he would. I just know he would. Almost immediately. The only question is whether or not the first setback would be enough to make him (:_( and give up before any serious damage happens, or if he would be unlucky enough to last long enough to really fuck up big time.
 
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The Christmas Tree would still be in the kitchen.
 
I know a veteran hunter who shot himself recently while hunting while he was trying to clear his son's jammed gun. The bullet went in near his knee and out by his ankle. He's a joker, so when he called his wife and friends, they didn't believe him until he came home from the ER.

So if a veteran hunter could have a careless moment and shoot himself in the foot (almost literally) you can bet Chris will find a way to seriously mess himself up.
 
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