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He'd lose his hair, his complexion would be wrecked, he'd grow manboobs, and he'd be prone to irrational fits of rage.
 
1. Nod my head toward a telephone pole and say "Hey Chris, look! It's Michael Snyder!!"

2. Brace for impact.

3. Hopefully survive the crash and make my getaway.

Kosher Dill said:
He'd lose his hair, his complexion would be wrecked, he'd grow manboobs, and he'd be prone to irrational fits of rage.
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So in other words, no noticeable change.
 
After rewatching Arrested Development the past few days, Buster as Chris.
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I would start screaming about Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh, yell :julay: and do anything to piss him off so he would crash Son-Chu and the jerkops could get me out.
 
That would be interesting. He's far too thin, but he looks like he could grunge up to look a lot like Chris.

I did a search and saw some pizza joints and a Subway in Ruckersville as well as a Five Guys in Charlottesville. I think Chris would probably go there, especially given that they have places to post artwork on and those neat soda machines that allow you to create different flavors of soda. There's a Red Robin's fairly close by as well, so he'd probably go to one or the other. They wouldn't have the ease of drive thru, but they'd probably give some other type of appeal since they'd look "cool" and he might think he could pick up girls there.

I can see him ODing on them. Some of the symptoms include convulsions, burning skin, deafness, and sleepiness, so I see him convulsing and getting sleepy, thinking that this is all the doctor's fault for giving him bad steroids and not because he doesn't know how to use them.

It'd be interesting to see if he could get any madder than he already has. I see him going back and starting to upload videos again, culminating in one where he gets so mad he accidentally cuts himself and starts bleeding profusely.
 
Five Guys doesn't have wifi there, so he can't loiter there for hours at a time.

But yeah, if McDonalds closed in his town, he would either drive all the way to fucking Richmond, or fucking Staunton to get McDonalds.
 
Would it be TRUE and HONEST? How many mentions of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS will be made? Will we be seeing 'JULAAAAAAAY!' T-shirts at Hot Topic? Will this cause Chris to have an aneurysm?
 
how do you fit 31 years of failure into just one episode?
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO79BtWUI

For those of you unfamiliar with the British syfi sitcom Red Dwarf, the Inquisitor is a mechanoid who survived to the end of time itself, concluding that the was no god and that the only purpose of existence was to live a good life he built a time machine and now travels through time and space presenting himself to every person who has ever existed and demanding they justify themselves. Those deemed unworthy are erased from history and replaced with an alternative version of themselves, taken from one of the many sperm who ranked second or worse in the race of life.

So bearing in mind that all who stand before the inquisitor judge themselves (for those of you who don't want to watch the vid), what if our favourite man-child found himself before the Inquisitor?

Edit: I'm doing something wrong embedding the video, have the link instead.
 
Re: What If Chris Was Judged By The Inquisitor From Red Dwar

he would be erased from existence but somehow all the alternate versions would be just as bad.
 
CatParty said:
how do you fit 31 years of failure into just one episode?
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By focusing on the Internet stuff. Chris' past can usually be brushed over quickly.

'Autistic kid fucked up by parents, blames it on teh joos and the abusive babysitter. Done.
 
Re: What If Chris Was Judged By The Inquisitor From Red Dwar

Oh shit, I forgot all about this show. Now Im going to be searching for episodes all day today. lol Best Show ever!
 
Re: What If Chris Was Judged By The Inquisitor From Red Dwar

He would be replaced with Liquid Chris, someone who can draw a real parody comic, plays a real guitar for fun, speaks several languages, runs 5 miles a day and wins Kacey's affections and has a daughter named Crystal and a son named Reginald.
 
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