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Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

He wouldn't have to pretend to be him
 
Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

God bless you, OP. But this has got to be the most retarded title ever.
 
Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

LordCustos3 said:
Hellblazer said:
Pikonic said:
Whose to say THAT GUY isn't Chris from a parallel universe trying to slide back to Earth Prime?
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So one of Chris' curse-me-ya-me-ha's actually ruptured reality. THAT GUY is thus Autist-El, and Chris is Autist-Prime. Works for me.
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I'd say Ian Brandon Anderson is AN INSECT
THAT GUY is Eradicator Superman.
Anna is Parasite.
A-Log is Lex Luthor.
Compy Rex is Darkseid.
Alec Benson Leary is Brainiac.
Brooklyn Bailiff is Kalabak.
Hulk Hogan is....well, Hulk Hogan...who is kinda a superhero already.
CatParty is Silver Banshee.
Bluespike is Funky Flashman.
The Internet itself is like The Anti-Monitor, after it has eaten several billion universes already.

...and I....I dunno. I might be some lameass from the Silver Age, like Blackrock or The Prankster.
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Fixed for great justice.
 
I know that's completely random, but the thought occurred to me the other day while playing Left 4 Dead 2, and I thought to myself, I should post this on the "What if" section. Might make for an interesting discussion. I have a L4D2 mod that makes the Boomer look like Chris, funny enough.

Obviously, being incredibly fluffy and slow...and stupid...he would not survive long, but just HOW long do you think he and Barb COULD survive? How would they go about surviving then? What else could happened to them in a Zombie Apocalypse?

If someone has already posed this "what if" before, please forgive me, I have not been on here long.
 
As I said, I'm new around here. I had no idea it had been posed before.
 
cafeman23 said:
As I said, I'm new around here. I had no idea it had been posed before.
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If you can operate the post button then you can operate the search button.
 
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/6_June_2010

Chris has had a few drinks, and in this state, his low functioning brain is somehow operating at a still lower level.
In this state, he decides to return to thE gamE placE to take a picture of Michael Snyder to use as a dartboard.

He's got his Camera, he's got his car, and he manages to drive to the Game Place without major incident.
Confronted by patrons, employees, and apparently Snyder's own daughter, CWC hops in his car and attempts to drive away.
Trying to stop this getaway is Michael Synder himself, attempting to hem Chris until the Police arrive by positioning himself to block the exit.

(yes, all of this actually happened)

Of course, it would be 16 months until Chris and Barb hit Snyder, the infamous events of 10/28/11. Chris was let go with a warning and the pictures were deleted. Two policemen happened to be in the area and their response was immediate.

The question, given the great parallels to what would happen 16 months later, is what if there was a June 6th, 2010 Legal Saga:
Chris hits Synder with his car twice, then manages to make it home and upload his photos to the Cwiki before being busted by the Jerkops.

The Police might not have been in the right place that day; There was no great aversion to going forward right into Snyder in October 28th, nor would there be here. Indeed, Chris might even make an identical claim that Snyder decided to jump on his car twice.

How would an Early Legal Saga play out?

Would Bob make a last attempt at Fatherhood? Would it do any good at all? Or would he just decide to stick his head in the sand ala the Matthew Noble Call?
Would Chris be so lucky as to only face community service, or would Michael Snyder throw the book at Chris? At this time, he went public with his frustration with CWC.

And what happens next?
 
I think Snyder would be exactly the same or even more lenient than he was in the 2011 incident. When he actually got hit by the car, Snyder had dealt with not only this almost-incident in 2010, but constant harassment afterward. How the guy kept his kindness and composure when he finally got hit by the van is beyond me.

It probably would have ended up exactly the same as the real life incident, just minus Barb getting hauled in as well. Though I can imagine the parents would raise a hell of a fuss during the legal proceedings, insisting on treating their son like a child abused by a lying store manager and an uncaring justice system.
 
Also, Chris would shit himself, do nothing, and get eaten.
 
If Chris tried to sweetheart X from Y, he would get shot down hard. Then he would continue stalking X forever and being creepy as fuck about it.
 
Assuming they haven't already found out about the cwcki, it would last about a day. He'd mention a million times to ignore all google searches and someone would promptly do so once they got out of his presences. Or maybe even while they were in his presence. Then they'd go one of two routes. They'd disappear (most likely) or they'd confront him about what hes been doing for the past I-don't-know-how-many-years. If the latter ever happened we can only pray that the gal pals have reached out to the forums and/or the trolls so that we could hear that conversation.


But all of this is speculation as the gal pals are never ever talking to Chris again. I'm pretty sure they've already seen some of the cwcki or his youtube videos. A few of them may also be aware of Chris' penchant for doxing everyone on the internet. They got kids and shit, they ain't got time for that fuckery.

Compared to Chris and to an extent Barb, I don't know much about Bob from a mental standpoint. I came into Christory after he had been dead for a little under a year. However, I could see Bob trying to speak to Snyder mano y mano to get him to realize why his speshul snowflake shouldn't be sued.

I could also see Bob potentially being something close to a voice of reason here. The Chandlers were all very paranoid and had victim complexes. But its clear that Bob wanted Chris to take some form of responsibility over his life. He at least encouraged him to get an education.

Then again, I believe he was the one who told Chris that he'd make more money on the tugboat then actually working so who the fuck knows?
 
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Lefty's Revenge said:
Compared to Chris and to an extent Barb, I don't know much about Bob from a mental standpoint. I came into Christory after he had been dead for a little under a year. However, I could see Bob trying to speak to Snyder mano y mano to get him to realize why his speshul snowflake shouldn't be sued.

I could also see Bob potentially being something close to a voice of reason here. The Chandlers were all very paranoid and had victim complexes. But its clear that Bob wanted Chris to take some form of responsibility over his life. He at least encouraged him to get an education.

Then again, I believe he was the one who told Chris that he'd make more money on the tugboat then actually working so who the fuck knows?
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You're correct in how you're interpreting Bob (I was checking out Chris since I think 2010), but the biggest problem his parents had is that they were pretty blindly trusting of Chris; remember how they thought that not only was he an innocent victim in the trolling, but that Megan was somehow involved when they had nothing to go on but what Chris told them of everything? I think even if Chris got charged with a crime when Bob was alive, all he would need to do is sob and give his warped version of the tale and Bob and Barb would have been fighting for his rights and demanding that he be let off.
 
I hate to break it to you but the Government is lying about 28 Oct 2011.

Chris and Barb were having some personal time in the back seat when Snyder came out to investigate. What he saw made him rub his legs against the car fender until they were raw and bloody with the skin torn.
 
It would make sense in a way. The "Chris-chan" character was great at first, very funny, engrossing and all, but then the creators ran out of ideas and got lazy, resulting in a monotonous series enlivened by occasional ratings-grabbing stunts like the popular "Attempted Vehicular Homicide" storyline, or the recent "House Fire" plot.
 
This would mean Chris was starting to eat more fruits and vegetables.
 
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