Containment What If?

CalmMyTits said:
Basically what the topic title says. It can be anything, but it has to be serious enough that ignoring it WILL result in eventual death (usually an agonizing one) It can be diabetes, cancer, a serious heart issue, something that absolutely requires intervention from a doctor/surgeon/et. al. How will Chris react to a diagnosis, will he be scared enough to take steps to remedy his issue (improving his diet/exercise, for example, especially with diabetes) or will he just ignore a doctor when surgery or some other invasive procedure (chemo) is suggested?
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He does go to the doctor for things. So he'd find out pretty promptly what's going on and then curse Freaking Emmanuel God since that's his catch-all for when he has nobody to blame. Or blame the doctor for not being able to cure him.
 
KatsuKitty said:
CalmMyTits said:
Basically what the topic title says. It can be anything, but it has to be serious enough that ignoring it WILL result in eventual death (usually an agonizing one) It can be diabetes, cancer, a serious heart issue, something that absolutely requires intervention from a doctor/surgeon/et. al. How will Chris react to a diagnosis, will he be scared enough to take steps to remedy his issue (improving his diet/exercise, for example, especially with diabetes) or will he just ignore a doctor when surgery or some other invasive procedure (chemo) is suggested?
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He does go to the doctor for things. So he'd find out pretty promptly what's going on and then curse Freaking Emmanuel God since that's his catch-all for when he has nobody to blame. Or blame the doctor for not being able to cure him.
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Yeah I know he goes to a doctor, that's why I was asking, though him actually listening to the doctor is pretty selective. He was willing to take pills for cholesterol (Lipitor) and I think depression or something of the like (Paxil?) but on the flip side he was unwilling to improve his diet so he'd have less :briefs: but the doctor didn't tell him he was going to die from :briefs: so I wonder how he would react if the doctor said, you have diabetes, if you don't change your diet, you WILL die, or you have cancer, and if you do not do X, you WILL die. What I am wondering about is how he will respond to a real health-related danger to his life from an authority in that subject.
 
I actually have no idea how I'd react. You'd be amazed what kind of weird things can come through some law firms' doors. If he somehow got a job or had one of my boss' people on call, I'd immediately direct them to the cwcki and plead with them not to think less of me.

My boss does mortages for the local credit union, so we get a fair bit of white trash. (Avoid Wells Fargo, makes BoA look sane)
 
He doesn't want to die and isn't completely retarded, so I think he'd be good with meds or making a tiny effort, especially if it happens while Barb is still alive. I can't see him making big changes, but he does have survival instincts. Plus he'd enjoy the attention.

I think he'd do better with something like cancer than something like the dread diabeetus, though.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
I hate to break it to you but the Government is lying about 28 Oct 2011.

Chris and Barb were having some personal time in the back seat when Snyder came out to investigate. What he saw made him rub his legs against the car fender until they were raw and bloody with the skin torn.
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Like Oedipus Rex, only retarded.
Oh god, that made me throw up a little. :cryblood:
 
Shouldn't this be in the what if forum?

Also it would probably be the same as before. Nothing different at all really. I do wonder though if Chris was really creepin' on Synders daughter
 
timecop said:
what if chris smoked pot? *yawn*

or god help us, what if he did cocaine?
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Sensory defensiveness + cocaine?
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Would she write a song about him? Would Sonic and the Hedge Hog boys write a song back? Would Chris Chan become a d-list celebrity through his association with Taylor? Would Barb become the new Dina Lohan? Would this all result in an amazing kick arse television show?
 
lol "what if"

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shit his pants and do nothing
 
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She'd probably be scared off after less than an hour.
 
Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?

It wouldn't last.
 
Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?

Taylor Swift would finally find the love of her life and settle into a positive, long-lasting relationship, and her music would reflect the virtues of a young wife and mother.

Noooooooooo.
 
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