Containment What If?
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Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?
She'd be like Vanessa Hudgen and join the troll ranks like other celebrities.
She'd be like Vanessa Hudgen and join the troll ranks like other celebrities.
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Chances are we're all going to face a serious disease sometime in our life. If he had a serious disease he'd die, have a paupers funeral and be buried in a potter's field. I really don't see why there is so much discussion about Chris being in grave health. That's what would happen and it's not a very happy thought.
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AtreyuFalcor
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Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?
If she did it at all, it would only be for selfish reasons.
From what I have heard she really is a selfish nasty piece of work.
First she dated RFK's grandkid, likely not because she liked him as a person but she liked the "Kennedy Mystique" that came with him, as well as being part of the Kennedy compound. Then she dated Harry Styles, who at the time was part of a band that was off the charts popular ( at least with 12 year old girls.)
She maybe would date him thinking it as a way to make herself look compassionate and caring, then she'd dump him the moment it suited her, and write a soulful country song about how she loved him, but he was just not a mature enough and didn't care about her needs or whatever..
If she did it at all, it would only be for selfish reasons.
From what I have heard she really is a selfish nasty piece of work.
First she dated RFK's grandkid, likely not because she liked him as a person but she liked the "Kennedy Mystique" that came with him, as well as being part of the Kennedy compound. Then she dated Harry Styles, who at the time was part of a band that was off the charts popular ( at least with 12 year old girls.)
She maybe would date him thinking it as a way to make herself look compassionate and caring, then she'd dump him the moment it suited her, and write a soulful country song about how she loved him, but he was just not a mature enough and didn't care about her needs or whatever..
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Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?
"Sonichu save me I've been feeling so alone,
Zappin to the extreme, all you have to do is run,
You be the sweetbolt and I'll be the heartsweet,
We'll run away to Cwcville and then we'll have those trolls beat."
"Sonichu save me I've been feeling so alone,
Zappin to the extreme, all you have to do is run,
You be the sweetbolt and I'll be the heartsweet,
We'll run away to Cwcville and then we'll have those trolls beat."
hurpdurpmanguy
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What if 'what if' threads were better?
Shaped Like a Girl
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What if Chris did a Mickey Mouse impression instead of Donald Duck? Do you guys think he still would have gotten fired from McDonald's?
He'd probably show up as a 'temp'. Everyone would talk about him, he would cause a terrific scandal, and then by the end of the day, several people would have pleaded to management to get him fired and have him replaced, he would more than likely become a running meme for months 'omg remember that crazy temp who kept on yelling FOR THE INTERNET'.
They actually had someone Chris-like working there for awhile, and he got fired, returned months later to 'apologise' for his actions, but security wouldn't let him through'. I actually work with some terrifically awful people, so I couldn't see Chris lasting more than one day.+
If Chris was really Andy Kaufman, that would be AMAZING. /endof
Nobody would have read it - the text walls would have made people give up, he would never have been trolled, and he would have lived out his days as a sad eccentric in a country town without achieving fame or celebrity.
Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?
I look forward to the song 'I am never ever never ever going to Ruckersville again'
She's also famous for 'bearding' closeted gay celebrities, so it wouldn't put to rest the gay rumors. But yeah, it would last an hour, and then he would shit his pants, cry, and go back to Ruckersville, and then scream/shout over one of her tracks as 'Sonichu and the Hedgehog Boyz' and perhaps spend a day filming a guest appearance on Jon Gosselin's reality show before fading away to internet celebrity again. SIGH. Will never work out right for Chris, even in the What If Worlds?
They actually had someone Chris-like working there for awhile, and he got fired, returned months later to 'apologise' for his actions, but security wouldn't let him through'. I actually work with some terrifically awful people, so I couldn't see Chris lasting more than one day.+
If Chris was really Andy Kaufman, that would be AMAZING. /endof
Nobody would have read it - the text walls would have made people give up, he would never have been trolled, and he would have lived out his days as a sad eccentric in a country town without achieving fame or celebrity.
Re: What if ... Taylor Swift dated Our Pet Lolcow?
I look forward to the song 'I am never ever never ever going to Ruckersville again'
She's also famous for 'bearding' closeted gay celebrities, so it wouldn't put to rest the gay rumors. But yeah, it would last an hour, and then he would shit his pants, cry, and go back to Ruckersville, and then scream/shout over one of her tracks as 'Sonichu and the Hedgehog Boyz' and perhaps spend a day filming a guest appearance on Jon Gosselin's reality show before fading away to internet celebrity again. SIGH. Will never work out right for Chris, even in the What If Worlds?
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Going into a bit more detail, my workplace is basically a lot of old people. I can think off the top of my head of 4 employees (myself included) who are in their 20s, 2 who are under 50, and 9 or 10 (not including people who often travel or work elsewhere) who are in their 50s or 60s. The office is overwhelmingly senior citizens, some of whom have been working in their jobs for decades (the business itself is 27 years old) and are loath to make new adjustments. One of the employees only recently gave up her typewriter and refuses to get a smartphone or even a home PC, arguing that she'll be retiring in 2 years and doesn't need to bother upgrading to the modern day for the sake of her job. One of my main jobs right now is building the online database for all of their invoices, checks, deposits, and especially class files for the certifications done there. We have paper files taking up about a dozen filing cabinets, several steam trunk-sized drawers, and an entire shipping container out in the yard filled with stacks and shelves of banker boxes.
The whole office is still trying to remember that we even HAVE that database. They still insist on searching personally for paper files and don't bother checking the hard drive unless pressed. The same woman with the typewriter tried to insist on keeping ancient computer tapes that were the old backups; not even our tech support group has a machine that can read them. We had to throw them out when she was gone.
So what does this mean? Basically, Chris would be breaking into an old folk's home.
The whole office is still trying to remember that we even HAVE that database. They still insist on searching personally for paper files and don't bother checking the hard drive unless pressed. The same woman with the typewriter tried to insist on keeping ancient computer tapes that were the old backups; not even our tech support group has a machine that can read them. We had to throw them out when she was gone.
So what does this mean? Basically, Chris would be breaking into an old folk's home.