First Circle, Limbo: No. Reason. He doesn't meet the requirements
Second Circle, Lust: Not likely.... Besides, the the winds there wouldn't move him much. He'd hit on shade like Cleopatra and get a pounding from Mark Antony
Third Circle, Gluttony: Being battered by cold rain and freezing hail whilst nude is kind of unpleasant.... Water Water everywhere, but no food, not even a pickle. Unless you consider munching on someone. He'd complain. No Mcdonalds there, But lots of filth and mud, But there's also Cerberus. He tries to pet the pooch on his way in with humorous results. Watch your duck here!
Fourth Circle, Greed: Home of misers, hoarders, wasters and the batshit insane wolf demon, Plutus who sputters ramdom gibberish. He could end up here, but all they do is roll rocks or weights against each other and shout angrily at one another before going back and colliding again. Really not that bad of a punishment.
Fifth Circle, Anger: Chris would likely find himself here. The enraged souls would terrify him, to the point of crapping in the Styx Which would piss them off further making him the most hated in that circle
Sixth Circle,Heresy: The City of Dis. A cemetery with fiery pits. But now the heretics condemned there suffer more thanks to the smoke smelling of burning Dirty Crapped Briefs
Seventh Circle: Violence: If almost committing Vehicular manslaughter counts. But there are few reason's for Chris to be in the The there sections of the seventh Circle...
Eighth Circle, Fraud[/u]: Pimps & whores, flatterers corrupt church officials, sorcerers , corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, false counselors, sowers of discord, and falsifiers Each of which are tormented in stone canyons by individual punishments for that specific canyon. For example, the thieves are bitten by snakes and reptiles whose venom causes them to burn to ash and reform all over again or some merge with the serpents both human and serpent losing their identity becoming something of a horrid nature. Flatterers stew in shit, and falsifiers suffer from any or every possible disease there is, was, or ever will be.
Ninth Circle: Treachery. The traitors to man and God suffer in a frozen lake, The place is much colder than Gluttony, It's also where Satan resides in the middle. Chris' 
would freeze here. Satan resides in this dark circle, but at least has Judas to keep him company, and a nice chew toy.
Even infernal ferrymen have their limits.
