Containment What If?

Here's the scenario: after 14 Branchland Court burned down and is condemned, Chris and Barb had no choice but to move out and start a new hoard somewhere else. Since Chris has been banned by many places in the Charlottesville area, him and Snorlax get sick of trolls knowing their whereabouts, and due to beliefs about conspiracy theories involving Green County, Chris and Barb decide they don't want to live in Ruckersville anymore. Assuming they somehow come up with money to pay for a new place to live (through insurance and living as charity cases.) What if they decide to move out of Virginia and perhaps into your town or city? What would you do if you started seeing Chris trying to pick up boyfriend free girls at your local mall, hanging out at hobby shops similar to the game place, finding new places to loiter in your area, and spending his tugboat on vidya at your local Gamestop? How would you react? How would other people in your town or neighborhood react to Chris living nearby?
 
What if op used the search button to see that this thread has been done before?
 
Re: What if Chris could be convinced of having been turned g

It's interesting to note that Chris does seek pity as a way to get what he wants. It's one reason he plays the autism card whenever he can. The gay card can have a similar benefit. I wonder what would happen if someone who was both gay and autistic decided to use both cards in a pity ploy.

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Oh, right.
 
Re: What if Chris could be convinced of having been turned g

Of course, if ADF really gay or autistic? IIRC, he also claimed to be Jewish and Hispanic, and, well, anything else he could use to make himself look more oppressed. Hell, last I heard, ADF self-identified as a lesbian, and, when he actually got on hormones, couldn't be bothered to take them regularly.
 
Re: What if Chris could be convinced of having been turned g

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Chris would start an inquisition that would scour the country for homos and trolls, then expand to all men everywhere. He'd put Megan in a torture chamber, force the gal-pals to attend to his every depraved whim, and have golden statues of himself set up everywhere.
 
"The Sims" was a computer game that came out in the year 2000. For the next 3 years, it would be updated 7 times as "Expansions" just as a way to offer the consumer "extras" that probably should have been their from the start. At the time it came out, I know I was really hooked on it. The whole thing was more or less a big fantasy island game where you could live out your fantasy of having a lavish house and a hot wife. We all were smart and knew the big password (it's rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;! and etc. for your information) which allowed us to purchase these big mansions and just build up our careers and sex life from then on.

Was there any chance Chris could have played The Sims when it first came out? He was still in High School and it probably would have been pretty beneficial to him at that time. The whole thing seems to have a Relationship Simulator thing going on. You have two bars of "Friendship Level" as Chris would put it, one representing today and the other representing the long term relationship. If, say, you have your "day" Level up to 100, your long term bar up to 50 and if both you and your partner are in love (first represented by a pink heart, then by a red one if you're ready to get married), you can finally have sex with each other in the heart bed. AUGH YEAH Chris honestly would have enjoyed this premise, in my opinion.

Things got better with the 3rd expansion, "Hot Date" which basically is "Dating Education" for the Sims, now you and your Sim Girlfriend can go out on the dates and then bring her home if she had a good-enough time :tomgirl:

Obviously, you wouldn't actually base real life relationships off playing the Sims, but for its time, it was a real life social experience for us all, and it DOES teach you what is right and wrong for socializing (you're given the OPTION to kiss a girl, but don't just do it...) All my sister's friends would have their houses in my neighborhood and it was always who my character could see and who they couldn't!
 
His sim would shit himself and do nothing... but, i think it would have been kinda the same, i mean, he has played other shitty dating simulators in order to "learn how to date".
 
The Sims offers the best dating advice ever. Considering that Chris thinks a book written by a child about how to talk to girls is "good advice", he would probably take advice from Sim relationships as well.

"Talk"
"Talk"
"Talk"
"Tell Joke" (or "do Donald Duck impersonation")
"Friendly Hu-REJECTED (:_(
 
Suck at it, obviously.

I think he'd try to build a huge-ass house with whatever money's left over (not even realizing that above-mentioned cheat code exists). Thus making him unable to include things like a fridge, stove, shower, bed, etc. He'd get even more lazy and not give his Sims a job (and if there's any children involved, sent to military school). The house would literally become a shit stain and the inhabitants would up and die.

Or this could happen - he buys an already built house, fills it with the essentials, then neglect to take into consideration skill sets. Which is set into motion once the Sim he created decides to cook. Fire happens, everyone dies, end of story.

And I'm basing these off of my own experiences of the game when I first started.
 
I absolutely love this game and I still play it sometimes, I have the Complete Collection with all 7 expansions in one. I don't play as much as I used to, but dayum.

As for Chris, he would likely try to create CWCville, and bitch and moan about not being able to have a Sim that looks exactly like Sonichu (with spikes and all) since I recall him bitching about this kins of thing for ModNation Racers or something like that.
 
If Sim Chris really can't get himself to the bathroom, guess that means he starves himself, won't ever sit down, turn on the tv because he's bored or go to sleep.
 
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