Containment What If?

Chris's sim will shit himself and do nothing.

Or completely doing nothing whatsoever until he dies.
 
FemboiBunny said:
Would Sim Chris's house burn down too.....? shit.
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I had a house fire today because my guy was grilling some burgers for a girl he's trying to fuck.

Dammit, I had four cooking points! :julay:
 
He'd be just like Henry VII. Only instead of wanting a son, he'd want a daughter.

He'd still be enormously fat and disgusting. :alog:
 
mst3kluv said:
He'd be just like Henry VII. Only instead of wanting a son, he'd want a daughter.

He'd still be enormously fat and disgusting. :alog:
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That was Henry VIII
 
Does he even have a wallet? He strikes me as the sort of person who'd just keep it all in his pockets.
 
:x Do'h! That's what I get for posting when I'm tired.

So does that mean Henry VII was Bob and Henry VIII's sickly older brother was Cole?
 
mst3kluv said:
:x Do'h! That's what I get for posting when I'm tired.

So does that mean Henry VII was Bob and Henry VIII's sickly older brother was Coleslaw?
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No because Henry VIII managed to rock the casbah with his sweethearts.
 
Really, in Sonichu, for all intents and purposes, he already is an absolute monarch in all but title. You'd only have to look into the pages of Sonichu to get the general idea of what'd happen.

The only question should be how long it would take for things to get so shitty that he'd face a rebellion where he gets overthrown. In my opinion, I'd be surprised if it took more than a year to reach that point.
 
While we're talking history here, I would like to bring up Peter III of Russia, Catherine the Great's husband. Although a bit more sadistic, he shares many similarities with Chris, such as being a grown man who plays with toys (soldier figurines.) Spoiler alert: He got assassinated, and his wife was more than likely involved.
 
He would stare blankly into the walls, never thinking of the pile of shit he left in his pants for a few minutes, and still do fuck all whatsoever. :pickle:
 
It would start a chain of events leading to Chris improving his life.
 
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