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Re: What if Coleslaw had a change of Heart?

Hopefully Coleslaw and his heart donor are blood-type compatible, otherwise Coleslaw's body would reject the change of heart and he would die! AUGH YEAH
 
Batman said:
Seriously, like I said before Chris is illiterate. He wouldn't even finish the first page of any of the books you people suggested (especially not Chinese literature, LOL). If Chris even attempted to read any of these books he would try to read the first page, fail, shit himself, do nothing and then fall asleep.

Honestly. He can't even read more than one page and one topic of this forum at a time and we talk about his favourite subject, himself.
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We could probably trick him into reading Journey of the West by telling him that Son Goku from Dragon Ball is based on the character in the book.

They'd probably reconsider and either pay to get rid of him, or just throw him out of a moving truck. Knowing Chris's facial and vocal recognition skills he'd probably forget what they look like, letting them get away.
 
Chris may be kidnapped/murdered to harvest his organs for the black market. But who would want Chris's unhealthy organs??
 
Mourning Dove said:
Chris may be kidnapped/murdered to harvest his organs for the black market. But who would want Chris's unhealthy organs??
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Disability fetishists.
 
Some peculiar psychologist might want him to study him.... that is the only risk I see for him...

By the way, given how much of his personal contact info is out there, it is a wonder some unbalanced ween or A-logger hasn't tried to cause him serious harm
 
Maybe a mad scientist would want him for his DNA, so he could build a clone army of Chrises with flamethrowers implanted into their forearms.
 
bobichu said:
what kind of sane person would want to steal an identity as worthless as christian weston chandler?
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He'd lose all his money in slot machines, demand his money back because he's an autistic warrior battling trolls. He'd get kicked out by the casino manajerks.
 
It'd be just like rainman. Except with more shitting himself and doing nothing.
 
CatParty said:
It'd be just like rainman. Except with more shitting himself and doing nothing.
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Rather UNLIKE Rainman, since Chris would not be smart enough to help anyone who wants to cheat at blackjack.

He would rather like it (except the losing part). He would probably creep on the showgirls and perhaps visit one of the many legal brothels there. Oh and the buffets. Hed love the buffets.
 
I've always thought of Barb as the type of old lady who would love Vegas. In fact, I'm surprised she hasn't made a few pilgrimages to those touristy places like Mall of America or Orlando. But I guess travel, even old people vacations is a form of doing something...
 
Batman said:
That wouldn't really be a trick, seeing as it's true.

Nonetheless, Journey to the West is like 2000 pages long. Most literate people have trouble with it. Chris would probably finish half a page before (:_(
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Chris wouldn't even get half a page in. The size would make him :briefs:

I would probably go punch him in the face since I live really close to Vegas.
 
He wouldn't even be able to get past the first page, due to presumably shitty reading skills, and a lack of pictures.
 
He'd solely hang out at McDonald's to play vidya on his handheld whatever, and then complain that Vegas has nothing to do and nobody willing to be his friend/sweetheart.
 
All the flashing lights and loud noises would overload his autistic brain and he would die of an aneurysm in seconds.

Then his body would be eaten by rabid showgirls.
 
Batman said:
CatParty said:
It'd be just like rainman. Except with more shitting himself and doing nothing.
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Yeah, cause I look at Chris and I say 'There's someone who could count to five, let alone count cards'.
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WiseOldBadger said:
Rather UNLIKE Rainman, since Chris would not be smart enough to help anyone who wants to cheat at blackjack.
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