Containment What If?

[DykesDykesChina]

I'll never understand why people play slot machines and other casino games - they're DESIGNED to make the player lose and the casino win on average. That's the idea behind them.

Which probably means that the would turn into a small subsidy for the Las Vegas casino industry.

 

[Hyperion]

I'll never understand why people play slot machines and other casino games - they're DESIGNED to make the player lose and the casino win on average. That's the idea behind them.

Which probably means that the would turn into a small subsidy for the Las Vegas casino industry.

This is why we never invite the Germans to any parties.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Taken out back and knees broken due to unpaid gambling debts.

No call girl encounters, some ]P would take him to the male portion of Mons Venus where the stress of all those naked male bodies and no poster to stare at to stay straight would result in and him not being able to flee due to the broken knees. Hell, there's a better use of $900 in donations from this forum right there now that I think of it. ( )

 

[CatParty]

He'd probably have three cases of soda if he's there for a weekend.

 

[exball]

He'd probably have three cases of soda if he's there for a weekend.

This about Chris not Null.

 

[BootySweat]

I ship Chris and the Jedi guy with the huge forehead from the Star Wars prequels.

 

[Picklechu]

Chris may be kidnapped/murdered to harvest his organs for the black market. But who would want Chris's unhealthy organs??

I can see it now -- some rich bastard in need of a kidney purchases one on the black market. The operation goes fine. It doesn't look like their body will reject the kidney. They're released from the hospital and go home. Then, they start noticing some changes... Cue lightning, "I'll be in your dreams", and theater release date.

Re: What if Coleslaw had a change of Heart?

Then we should all be very afraid, because it means that Chris' duel disk survived the fire and he's going to use his Yu-Gi-Oh magic to exact revenge on us.

 

[Hyperion]

This is utterly ridiculous. Where did you hear that someone was planning on kidnapping Chris? Thats ridiculous. I don't know of anyone planning to do that, least of all me. I just really like rope and hunting knives.

My camping trip to VA is also totally unrelated. How ridiculous.

 

[exball]

This is utterly ridiculous. Where did you hear that someone was planning on kidnapping Chris? Thats ridiculous. I don't know of anyone planning to do that, least of all me. I just really like rope and hunting knives.

Can an honest citizen appreciate the uses of Rope and hunting knives without being called a kidnapper? Good lord what is this world coming to.

 

[c-no]

I'd ship Chris with the furry version of A-Log( ), you know, the one who has a six inch fox . I'm sure they would really love each other.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

I smell a little bit of butthurt in this thread.
And if he were serious, I might hire him, were I in such a position. The other workers need someone to make them laugh. Of course, the first complaints of harassment I received about him he'd be out the door faster than a super Sonichu.

 

[futurologist101]

I would hire him to walk outside holding a sign for my business. He would get more attention doing it than the average Joe
He could do this

Say just walked out the door and tried to hitchhike somewhere, take a bus trip somewhere, steal Barb's car, or tried to jump a train to get away?

 

[exball]

Come on, he'd die.

 

[Carlson]

Let's say that you were in a hiring position at a minimum wage unskilled job (i.e. HR/Manager at Walmart), and you saw Chris's resume on your desk. You do not know who Chris is, you have never met him, and you had never even heard of him, other than a short clip on the local news regarding his home burning down, so you decide to google his name to find out more.

After learning about his , his , his , and , how do you react? Do you toss his resume into the recycle bin, or do you give him a chance with an interview? If you decide to interview him, how would it go, and would the interview make you more or less likely to hire him?

Keep in mind, this is not about his actual work ethic or performance on the job, nor his Social Security disability payments and the conflicts which could arise from him trying to get a job. The real question here is: Is Chris employable?

The "You Google his name and find out all about him" bit kinda negates the "You've never heard of Chris before" bit.

 

[Batman]

He'd last ten minutes.

 

[Carlson]

Some peculiar psychologist might want him to study him.... that is the only risk I see for him...

By the way, given how much of his personal contact info is out there, it is a wonder some unbalanced ween or A-logger hasn't tried to cause him serious harm

Eh. Remember, actually going and physically harming Chris requires effort. It's a minority of mentally unbalanced people who would actually go out and drive across the country purely to attack someone or commit property crimes against them, let alone someone who hasn't caused actual harm to them. There's probably at least a few who would love to punch Chris or throw a rock through his window or something, but they live nowhere near Ruckersville and don't care enough to make the effort.

I'll never understand why people play slot machines and other casino games - they're DESIGNED to make the player lose and the casino win on average. That's the idea behind them.

Which probably means that the would turn into a small subsidy for the Las Vegas casino industry.

Many, many decades of research have been done on this. Basically, it only takes one small win and a lot of lack of understanding of odds to get addicted: someone manages a win, maybe even a few successes in a row, and becomes convinced that they're on a "lucky streak". Or they see the ball land on red a bunch of times in a row and think that they're "owed" a land on the black. Thing is, in a truly random game the ball has an identical chance of landing on black or red each time. The universe isn't balancing itself out when one result comes up too much.

 

[Hyperion]

He's only qualified to be a crash test dummy, so I assume he's being hired to be a crash test dummy?

In that case, yes. In fact sign up all the autists for that duty. We'll start with seat belts on and as they get used to the job we can start removing the restraints.

 

[normankrasner]

He'd probably head straight to the Nintendo World and Lego stores at Rockefeller Center and blow the , and then just sit there and play his DS

 

[The_Claw]

Re: What if Coleslaw had a change of Heart?

He'd drink craft beer and do nothing.

No, he'd have someone else pay for his craft beer in some expensive upscale bar, talk shit about movies, he know nothing about and you'd realize that Coleslaw is really

Of course, this would never happen, as you'd be required to pay 250USD, for nothing else but his bullshit opinions and the bill for drinks.

 

[Arkangel]

He'd shit himself and do nothing... In New York City.