Containment What If?

Get q-sands at the Times Square McDonald's, buy replacements or upgrades for every toy lost in the fire at the Times Square FAO Schwartz and Toys-R-Us locations, somehow make it back to wherever he left the current incarnation of Sonchu, crash into slumber inside out of sensory overload, and wake up with the left front wheel in a Denver Boot, make it home to Virginia with no money, crapped briefs and a few more dents and scrapes on Sonchu.
 
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There is a university course called BWL ("Betriebswirtschaftslehre" ~ business administration) at German universities which is infamous for being so simplistic that even a complete retard can pass. I do not know whether US universities have similar "moron's subjects"... if Chris was German he sure could have studied BWL at university - successfully.
 
Everyone would go blind from seeing his ugly, fat ass grinding a pole. :alog:
 
Chris would be dumb enough to it do outside, naked, on a cold day. Then he gets his duck stuck to a pole.
 
Carlson said:
the crime rate in NYC is low enough that you're more likely to get pickpocketed or scammed by being an idiot than anything else.
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So Chris is still boned.

He'd sway arrhythmically around the pole for about fifteen seconds before having to sit down and have a rest.

Also: DIRTY CRAPPED G-STRING
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Carlson said:
the crime rate in NYC is low enough that you're more likely to get pickpocketed or scammed by being an idiot than anything else.
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So Chris is still boned.
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Pretty much. The old days of New York filled with gang violence, porn theaters and shops filling Times Square, rapists and murderers in Central Park, and muggings on the subway are just that: the old days. The crime rate in NYC has been in continuous decline, and has the lowest crime rate of the 10 largest cities in the country. New York City is probably safer than where you live.

Really, your biggest risk is of pickpocketers (which you can avoid by not having your wallet in your back pocket and not having your bag hanging or sitting around where someone can dip in without you noticing; even having your bag firmly closed can prevent this) and of getting scammed, which is entirely your fault most of the time. Chris is the perfect mark for these kind of guys, at least for pickpocketing or having his man purse grabbed. He'd probably be too paranoid to talk to scammers.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
There is a university course called BWL ("Betriebswirtschaftslehre" ~ business administration) at German universities which is infamous for being so simplistic that even a complete exceptional individual can pass. I do not know whether US universities have similar "moron's subjects"... if Chris was German he sure could have studied BWL at university - successfully.
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I was going to say "Physical Education is a really easy major, that's why so many college athletes pick it, so they don't have to study" but then I remembered Chris trying and failing to do a single pull-up so not that. And Communication is pretty much out the window for him, too.
 
Batman said:
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Batman said:
Why would he complain about that? He's a lazy bum who only ever did two pieces of work. He was also there, presumably, on a part-time basis.
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Well, as far as his CADD degree goes, but he's also talked about English class and so I'm sure he took other classes where homework consumed some part of his time.
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In community college, I somehow doubt it. However Chris did claim that he made the dean's list. Of course, with Chris that could mean anything. For all we know 'Dean's List' could quite easily mean 'Dean's Hit List'.
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As I said on the talk page about pvcc on da wiki, he made deans list once way in the beginning, way before he got in trouble. I think it was when he was taking his prerequisite courses.
 
I'd hate to be in PVCC when Chris's mid-terms and finals roll around. :briefs:
 
Batman said:
sparklemilhouse said:
As I said on the talk page about pvcc on da wiki, he made deans list once way in the beginning, way before he got in trouble. I think it was when he was taking his prerequisite courses.
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Do we have any information on what his prerequisite courses were and what he had to do?
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I never went to community college, but, from what I can tell, it seems to be a lesser number of the same types of general ed requirements at universities (i.e. a certain amount of history, English, math, and science) for standard degrees; certificates and other non-degree programs wouldn't likely have any. However, seeing as Chris'certificate likely overlapped with his degree, I doubt any extra work was required for it anyway.

Sadly, an AA would probably require too much critical thinking for Chris to receive even that.
 
Yeah, an AA means that you HAVE to be good at something other than shitting and doing nothing.
 
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