Containment What If?

[Carlson]

In a roundabout way, yes.
If it transpired that I was seeking disabled employees (because of being offered wage subsidies from an employment agency or whatever) - I'd pick Chris over someone with a "worse" disability. Realistically, dealing with Chris' foolishness would be easier than accommodating someone with a severe physical or mental impediment. Stick him on night-fill or cleaning duty and have him shadow a competent, understanding (and patient) employee who can keep him in line. Done.

Well, that would only work if the other person's disability was not only severe, but they had failed utterly at learning to cope with it and be a productive human being. I know a guy with no legs. Literally nothing below the waist, as in his body just ends right at his wheelchair seat. He'd still do pretty much any job better than Chris, even stocking shelves, simply because he has the drive (and superior physical strength) to work instead of whining and flaking.

No one would notice him while he shits himself and does nothing. He's just another babbling smelly crossdresser that us New Yorkers deal with every day.

Also
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=825&p=26759


Also don't we have just have one thread for "what if Chris went to _____"
maybe we should since that's two in a day that fall under the same category that OP has pondered.

I agree with this idea.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The Playboy Mansion - for obvious reasons

9) Hollywood - he probably saw a grand number of movies in which someone driver/hitchhikes/travels in any way to Hollywood to become a rich and famous actor.

10) Some Anime convention - once again - in order to get laid with some fangirl or pitch his Sonichu idea to the industry.

11) Japan - cuz this is an awesum country with lots of sexy schoolgirls with huge eyes and ultra-short skirts that will fall in harem-sized droves for any Anime fan.

 

[Foof]

12) China - Pretty self explanatory.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ya know something, brother? There is no way that Chris would be fit to work with the Hulkster just by looking at him. Despite his elbow-greased strength claims, his strength would not be near enough for working in the World Wrestling Federation.

 

[Dr. Mario]

...It kinda happened before.

Spoiler

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ohio

 

[DykesDykesChina]

CWC + Harry Potter??

How come drawfags haven't already fanarted the shit out of that?

Something like that:

 

[CatParty]

Would only be interesting if it were "my immortal" hogwarts

 

[FramerGirl420]

He'd receive howlers that scream "JULLAAAAYYY!!!"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

New York City is a very active city that rewards hard work and punctuality and has little time for slackers.

Well...

 

[FramerGirl420]

The "what if" thread is the worst.

Except for Mauv's amazing thread.

Hal's was well-thought out and plausible as well.

 

[Carlson]

Even he's working a day job as far as I know. He just slacks off with his "passion".

 

[WiseOldBadger]

He'd join the bums in Central Park right quick

 

[Hakurei]

New York's a big, diverse, metropolitan city. Chris is a racist, sexist, homophobe from small town Virginia. I predict he'd eventually get his ass beat or worse.

Yes. If he doesn't die from walking a mile or two, yeah, probably.
Could I be the one to do it?

 

[Batman]

Even he's working a day job as far as I know. He just slacks off with his "passion".

From what I hear, Cole's a stay at home husband.

 

[Hakurei]

And he'd almost immediately earn the ire of the locals. Contrary to popular belief, New Yorkers aren't rude and they're actually quite helpful. They have that reputation because they're very often in a hurry, as New York City is a very active city that rewards hard work and punctuality and has little time for slackers. Lazily strolling down the middle of the sidewalk or stopping in the path to look at a map or stare up at the skyscrapers will at best get you angry glares, and might result in you being shoved aside by someone in an especially large rush.

New York native, so I'll just put it this way: Chris would get shoved into oblivion, and/or get laughed at by the local kids. Seriously, a man like him suddenly stopping in place in the sidewalk would be hit in the face just for doing it so often, considering he can't even run a meter. Heck, even if he managed to utilize the transit system, would he get anywhere? I'm not anywhere near knowing every stop on every train, so for him he'll probably not get anywhere, much less Rockefeller Center. Even then, he's way too rude to just politely ask where he is. He'll also anger the LGBT community, get his ass beat by the local successful African-American, and get a spot on NY1 just for his stupidity.

It's much more easier to summarize it as this: Chris wouldn't live a day.

 

[WiseOldBadger]

^ Might be good for him, ya know, to get him to "get with the program!" Southern hospitality has its limitations with a fellow like Chris

No chance of grandchildren for Barb from Cole and his charming wife?

 

[Carlson]

And he'd almost immediately earn the ire of the locals. Contrary to popular belief, New Yorkers aren't rude and they're actually quite helpful. They have that reputation because they're very often in a hurry, as New York City is a very active city that rewards hard work and punctuality and has little time for slackers. Lazily strolling down the middle of the sidewalk or stopping in the path to look at a map or stare up at the skyscrapers will at best get you angry glares, and might result in you being shoved aside by someone in an especially large rush.

New York native, so I'll just put it this way: Chris would get shoved into oblivion, and/or get laughed at by the local kids. Seriously, a man like him suddenly stopping in place in the sidewalk would be hit in the face just for doing it so often, considering he can't even run a meter. Heck, even if he managed to utilize the transit system, would he get anywhere? I'm not anywhere near knowing every stop on every train, so for him he'll probably not get anywhere, much less Rockefeller Center. Even then, he's way too rude to just politely ask where he is. He'll also anger the LGBT community, get his ass beat by the local successful African-American, and get a spot on NY1 just for his stupidity.

It's much more easier to summarize it as this: Chris wouldn't live a day.

Well, you don't really need to memorize the train stops; they have big, giant maps showing all the routes and you can clearly see the station you're arriving in through the train windows. All you need to do is pay a little attention and you'll be fine.

Which means that Chris is boned.

 

[CatParty]

And he'd almost immediately earn the ire of the locals. Contrary to popular belief, New Yorkers aren't rude and they're actually quite helpful. They have that reputation because they're very often in a hurry, as New York City is a very active city that rewards hard work and punctuality and has little time for slackers. Lazily strolling down the middle of the sidewalk or stopping in the path to look at a map or stare up at the skyscrapers will at best get you angry glares, and might result in you being shoved aside by someone in an especially large rush.

New York native, so I'll just put it this way: Chris would get shoved into oblivion, and/or get laughed at by the local kids. Seriously, a man like him suddenly stopping in place in the sidewalk would be hit in the face just for doing it so often, considering he can't even run a meter. Heck, even if he managed to utilize the transit system, would he get anywhere? I'm not anywhere near knowing every stop on every train, so for him he'll probably not get anywhere, much less Rockefeller Center. Even then, he's way too rude to just politely ask where he is. He'll also anger the LGBT community, get his ass beat by the local successful African-American, and get a spot on NY1 just for his stupidity.

It's much more easier to summarize it as this: Chris wouldn't live a day.

Well, you don't really need to memorize the train stops; they have big, giant maps showing all the routes and you can clearly see the station you're arriving in through the train windows. All you need to do is pay a little attention and you'll be fine.

Which means that Chris is boned.

What New York have you been to? You kinda need to memorize the stops seeing as there's down lines and construction every other week. Also a good way to become a "mark" for muggers and other scammers is to watch the train stop signs like a tourist.

 

[Picklechu]

Didn't one of their teachers get raped by some centaurs?

I bet Chris would drop out and go live with them.

I don't remember anything like that happening in HP

Dolores Umbridge is taken away by them, then is later seen hospitalized. The rape is implied, as that is what they did in mythology.

 

[Carlson]

What New York have you been to? You kinda need to memorize the stops seeing as there's down lines and construction every other week. Also a good way to become a "mark" for muggers and other scammers is to watch the train stop signs like a tourist.

I've been to the New York where casually looking out the window at the signs that adorn every station is hardly going to get you robbed. Seriously, the crime rate in NYC is low enough that you're more likely to get pickpocketed or scammed by being an idiot than anything else.