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The Maxx said:
Chris would spend all his time trying to get with the female counselors, which would cause all of them to hide. Then there would be an accident with one of the kids drowning due to lack of supervision, and then......
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Horror huh? I sort of pictured this scenario as a comedy, sort of in the form of "Pee Wee" or Earnest..

In all reality though it would just be sad/funny. He wouldn't have the motor skills to do the arts and crafts, wouldn't make an effort to play physical games, would be bitchy with the kids, and would shit all over the place most likely. He wouldn't be invited to come back next summer and would not have made a positive influence on anyone ( A-loggin I know :)
 
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FifthColumn said:
So what if Chris got a job as a Summer camp counsler? Lets say it is an outdoors camp for kids aged 8-12, complete with canoes, arts + crafts, campfires, etc.

Lets say the head counseler hired Chris, not knowing what sort of mess he was getting into. How would Chris handle helping with a group of little kids ( he wouldnt be in charge of them completely thankfully)

What sort of shenanigans might ensue?
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FifthColumn said:
Horror huh? I sort of pictured this scenario as a comedy, sort of in the form of "Pee Wee" or Earnest..

In all reality though it would just be sad/funny. He wouldn't have the motor skills to do the arts and crafts, wouldn't make an effort to play physical games, would be bitchy with the kids, and would shit all over the place most likely. He wouldn't be invited to come back next summer and would not have made a positive influence on anyone ( A-loggin I know :)
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Sorry big horror fan, and when I saw camp and counselor I had a sperg moment. :oops:

I think comparing Chris' scenario to Earnest is giving him way to much credit. Earnest is far more reliable and is much nicer and better with kids. He would take all the art stuff and hide in one of the cabins eating junk food, playing Pokemons, and making a copy of his HS out of Legos and Popsicle sticks.
 
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What if Chris had Superman's powers? Would he try to change the world into a more CWC-friendly place? I imagine he would make the world into CWCville.
 
He'd more likely become General Zod by that logic. I'm pretty sure that while Superman acknowledged that he had abilities beyond what the human race was capable of, he didn't use it to exalt himself above him, and they did cause him problems.

Chris however seems to equate autism with some kind of superpower, and were it the case he would try to milk it for all it's worth since Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy...
 
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SuperChris would just eye-lazor jerkops, and take lego for free. World Domination requires efficiency, competency, dedication and willpower. Not Chris's things.
 
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Ian Brandon Something said:
He'd shit himself and say nothing.
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The Maxx said:
Chris would spend all his time trying to get with the female counselors, which would cause all of them to hide. Then there would be an accident with one of the kids drowning due to lack of supervision, and then......
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I actually see it happening a little differently:

Chris keeps trying to get the attention of the female counselors, who are selfishly giving all of their attention to the underage campers. One thing leads to another and he ends up drowning. Then Barb does this:

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