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Saney said:
Chris would probably end up a lot worse off. No way he'd have it as easy as he does now.
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You are 100% correct, but that probably goes for a lot of people in this generation, including many of us on this forum. Life would be much tougher than not being able to get any for most of us Beta and lower males.

That said, death is more welcome than a life unworth living.
 


I've love to see Chris as a coal miner in West Virginia.
 

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Chris living in the Wild West, being put on trial for running over Michael Snyder's leg with a horse and carriage. That would be a sight to behold.

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
What if Chris went full weeaboo and bought a cheap katana? Would he go to the Game Place and challenge Snyder to a duel?
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If he didn't trip over the katana first, he'd definitely fall for Snyder's trap card!
 
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I would just tell him to start up Sonichu and make YouTube videos again. I miss the "golden-age".

*stress-sigh*
 
I would command him to do Gangnam Style. But he would stress-sigh because its difficult exercise for him. Not to mention his fat jiggling and bouncing in him while doing the dance. :lol:
 
Scatman said:
Isn't Ninjago a fairly recent thing? How are we so sure he doesn't like it? He hasn't drawn a comic, that we know of, in almost 3 years.
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He likes Legos. He also likes Cartoon Network. It's therefore quite possible that he likes this series.

While that video game might suck, the cartoon isn't that bad. I kinda like it.
 
I'd make him marry ADF.

What if Chris took Christopher Robin's place among the Winnie Pooh gang?

Would he quickly turn the hundred acre wood into a hellhole of sexual obsessions and revenge fantasies? Or would the talking stuffed toy animals reform him into a wholesome character?
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
What if Chris took Christopher Robin's place among the Winnie Pooh gang?

Would he quickly turn the hundred acre wood into a hellhole of sexual obsessions and revenge fantasies? Or would the talking stuffed toy animals reform him into a wholesome character?
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He'd industrialize the 100 Arce Wood for Fashion Square Mall 2.
 
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Isn't CWCville really Chris's Hundred Acre Wood, and Sonichu his Winnie-the-Pooh?
Of course, Christopher Robin grew up (to elementary school age) and said goodbye to Pooh at the end of "House at Pooh Corner", whereas Chris... not yet.
 
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Chris would drive Pooh and friends away from him, leading to where the latter either leaves the woods or kick Chris out. If they succeed, then Chris sees them as a trolls, if they fail, they would leave there old homes as Chris starts to desecrate the woods by replacing it with the CWCville shopping center and replacing its former denizens with Sonichu's, Rosechu's, and various citizens.
 
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I could see it becoming a distopia with a loyalist movement fight Sonichu and Rosechu and the Electric hedgehogpokemon
 
Hola Ricardo! ¿Qué te parece si vamos por unos pepinillos? :pickle:

Then I would run away :lol: while the adult autistic child just stood there absolutely confused. (It's been so long since he last attended Spanish class that I bet he has long forgotten how to say a single word in spanish.)
 
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Chris would be killed in a gangland execution by Pooh, Rabbit and Owl after Chris murders and devours Piglet, has Tigga executed for being a "damn, dirty troll" and does something unspeakable to kanga while forcing roo to watch. He is then buried by gopher in a shallow grave
 
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he'd get stuck trying to get out of rabbit's house.
 
Sonichu would get awesome.

Also MULTI-COLOURED, CRAPPED BRIEFS ;)

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Somewhere in the world, a drawfag has just picked up their pencils....
 
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Chu Guevara said:
Somewhere in the world, a drawfag has just picked up their pencils....
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Don't you dare tempt me heathen
 
I'd teach him to play Magic: the Gathering; over the games we'd chat about what he believes makes for a good plot and a good hero.
 
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