Containment What If?

C'mon, you guys, I thought his Clyde Cash throat-slitting video was very convincing.
 
I had a bad roommate in my college days, although for wildly different reasons than CWC; it does me (as a JERK) a good idea of how this would play out.

Initially, I'd be OK with CWC as a roommate. I'd demand that he'd wash up instead of stinking up--and he'd probably agree to do so. He's a tightly controlled manchild. While I'd try at first to be friendly with him, it would soon be apparent that I'd be bossing him about, not politely trying to tolerate his crap.

CWC will eventually do something like steal stuff from me, and this is where the Jerkops come into play. I'd probably hate the guy, and I can't rule out a confrontation that ends in me probably beating the hell out of him. One way or another, it would break down, although CWC probably gets blamed for it either way.
 
Henry Bemis said:
C'mon, you guys, I thought his Clyde Cash throat-slitting video was very convincing.
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Aside from defecating his own drawers, Chris might try to fight back but it would be futile since his attempts at fighting are non-existant. He would most likely run away if fighting isn't an option, either retreating or trying to get his car which he would use to try and hit them.
 
From what we've seen of Chris, he's generally relatively passive. Yeah, I'm sure he might eventually reach a breaking point and rage at her, but I don't think he'd actually hit a woman. I'm pretty sure most women could fight back, and as we've seen, Chris talks big but doesn't like anything that has the potential to fight back (hence him taking out rage on a clown doll and a small sign, among other things.) Frankly, I think his constant whining and complaining would be more likely to drive a woman away before it got to the rage point (though there'd be much raging after!)
 
Let's say he saw The Fast And The Furious (any film, don't matter), and he had the idea that driving a cool car and winning street races would get him girls. Which car at 14BC would he "tune" up, how would he make it look like?

How would he handle defeat from another street racer?

And hat would he do if cops came in to bust the scene?
 
Do you think he will be harassed by people who know who he is? Like yelling rude things, taking his picture, having stuff thrown at him, etc.?
 
Aranamor said:
If he does become homeless, it's our civic duty as his fans to rescue him.
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Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...yyyeah...

naw.

Unless by rescuing you mean like getting him someplace where he can get help. I can't afford a Pet Lolcow.
 
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