Containment What If?

I could list endless possibilities why chris should/should not become homeless, but I don't want to make a TL;DR

Here is a list of some possibilities though

Chris will starve to death.

Chris will get eaten to death by insects/other animals

Chris will get rabies while trying to steal food from a raccoon

Chris will completely devolve into an animal

Chris will wander the earth for the rest of his life (that is if he can adept to the harsh life, though this is unlikely)

Chris gets killed by another homeless man

Chris gets sent to jail for stealing shit

Chris gets sent to a nuthouse

etc. etc.
 
If Chris becomes homeless, Boyfriend-Free girls beware. Chris is his OWN FREE BITCH and restraining orders can't stop him!
 
>Chris will wonder the earth for the rest of his life (that is if he can adept to the harsh life, though this is unlikely)

I would pay for a novel about that.
 
I wonder if he would yell something about slut-pride or something similar. Or try and slap the troll with his purse of fail.
 
One of my current room mates is a doctor shopper addicted to painkillers who hasn't had a job in years, and is currently living off of his dad's money. Doesn't clean his room, sits around playing video games all day, and leaves dishes and half-drunken coke cans everywhere. Always wanting us to play video games with him, bitchy, whiny about anything not going his way. He's been here for far too long.

I honestly don't think Chris would be much worse. I live pretty close to Nintendo of America. I feel like Chris would at least try to get a job testing around here.
 
I'd vainly try to redeem him, fail, turn blackguard, and embark on a campaign of evil directed primarily at him.
 
If Chris became homeless, it would only be for a little while because he would wind up in jail pretty quickly. His sweetheart quest would become way more intense because he will want someone to take him in and look after him. So he would wind up being banned from even more places for trying to solicit "a sweetheart" and will wind up trying to steal food and shit thinking he's entitled since he's homeless.
 
He'd probably just try to stay inside McDonald's or the mall or whatever.

Also this is a What If? thread.
 
A pitch for a new series: 'Tard Fu!

Great Unclean Chris said:
Chris will wander the earth for the rest of his life
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Then he'd be Chris-Chang Kaine, using his mastery of 'Tard Fu to clean up the Old West.
All the while spouting incoherent platitudes that seem to be abstruse philosophical koans :ugeek: ....but are actually random access brainfarts. :?
 
Re: A pitch for a new series: 'Tard Fu!

LordCustos3 said:
Great Unclean Chris said:
Chris will wander the earth for the rest of his life
Click to expand...

Then he'd be Chris-Chang Kaine, using his mastery of 'Tard Fu to clean up the Old West.
All the while spouting incoherent platitudes that seem to be abstruse philosophical koans :ugeek: ....but are actually random access brainfarts. :?
Click to expand...

Now he just needs to hang himself on a doorknob while having a wank.

Edit: Just editing this in just incase. This isn't A-Logging, for those who dont get the joke, look up David Carradine
 
Re: A pitch for a new series: 'Tard Fu!

LordCustos3 said:
Then he'd be Chris-Chang Kaine, using his mastery of 'Tard Fu to clean up the Old West.
All the while spouting incoherent platitudes that seem to be abstruse philosophical koans :ugeek: ....but are actually random access brainfarts. :?
Click to expand...

I was thinking more on the lines of a vagabond that doesn't have any sense of direction or meaning, he instinctually just wanders around like a deranged animal(retard)
 
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