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If it was a girl, he would name it something like Rose-Crystal-Chu and color it pink with magic markers. If it were a boy, he would name it Sonichu and color it yellow with magic markers.
 
I always wondered how Chris's life would have been if he was into trains. When I was younger I used to have a O-Gauge layout and for every birthday and Hanukah I got a new train item. I ended up out growing it when I was 13-14. I remember Chris said in an Animal Crossing video that Bob liked trains. I wonder if in Barb's hord there are some trains. I also know that model trains are popular with austitic people too. I guess Chris liked Lego's and Video games more.
 
As lame as it sounds, this is actually one of the funniest scenarios for me. Ausitic kids fucking love trains, and I've never really been able to figure out why. It's actually kind of comical. Thomas the Tank Engine should be the diagnosis tool for early screening. If I weren't so fucking lazy, I'd find an article on an autistic boy who pretty much lives in that universe like Chris lives in the Pokemon/Sonic universe.

First off, he'd dump his money into expensive kits, lots of which would never make it out of the box because they'd be too complicated and time consuming for him. He might be obsessed with train media like Thomas or maybe Polar Express, maybe even make his own inserts into them (I had an autistic girl who had a self-insert OC in a Polar Express fan fiction that was actually fairly well-written if not super crazy). Maybe he'd make his own version of Sodor called the Island of Cqic or some shit and he's the station master and also mayor. The trains are just re-colours of Thomas and co. He might "customize" some sets to make them look like that.

Would trains be a sexual desire of his like Rosechus obviously are? Maybe. Christ knows there's porn of it. Chris would probably be all over Emily's sweet undercarriage and smoke stack.
 
Bridechu said:
As lame as it sounds, this is actually one of the funniest scenarios for me. Ausitic kids fucking love trains, and I've never really been able to figure out why. It's actually kind of comical. Thomas the Tank Engine should be the diagnosis tool for early screening. If I weren't so fucking lazy, I'd find an article on an autistic boy who pretty much lives in that universe like Chris lives in the Pokemon/Sonic universe.

First off, he'd dump his money into expensive kits, lots of which would never make it out of the box because they'd be too complicated and time consuming for him. He might be obsessed with train media like Thomas or maybe Polar Express, maybe even make his own inserts into them (I had an autistic girl who had a self-insert OC in a Polar Express fan fiction that was actually fairly well-written if not super crazy). Maybe he'd make his own version of Sodor called the Island of Cqic or some shit and he's the station master and also mayor. The trains are just re-colours of Thomas and co. He might "customize" some sets to make them look like that.

Would trains be a sexual desire of his like Rosechus obviously are? Maybe. Christ knows there's porn of it. Chris would probably be all over Emily's sweet undercarriage and smoke stack.
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When I was alot younger I was into Thomas but I outgrew by the time I was seven. Knowing Chris he would have probably been into Thomas through his teens. Probably financially though it would have ruined Chris if he got into trains. When I was modeling in O-Gauge most of the nicer diesel locomotives were between $200-$500 and some of the larger steam locomotives could where between $400-$1000+. Most of freight cars where from $30-$50 per car. When I was younger I also was into Lego's heavily and ended up buying a Lego Train set. I am shocked Chris never got one for CWCville. Some Lego groups build these massive Layouts completely made out of Lego
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVJqHqyIWo[/youtube] I remember Chris wanting to join a Lego group. I wonder if they where at this event. I also remember Blackbustercritic from youtube did a rant about teenagers and adults that where into Thomas. Some of them are even sexually aroused by the trains in the show.
 
Bridechu said:
Would trains be a sexual desire of his like Rosechus obviously are? Maybe. Christ knows there's porn of it. Chris would probably be all over Emily's sweet undercarriage and smoke stack.
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I remember that in the book "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, there was this one dude who had a sexual relationship with a sports car by inserting his pickle into the exhaust tube :shock:

Anyway, if Chris'tard was into trains, he'd probably create the lousiest table setup imaginable, similar in quality to his Lego constructions. BTW I once saw a miniature couple having animatronic hankypanky as a decoration part of a model train set. Chris might get something in that spirit. The Miniatur-Wunderland, world's largest model train set in Hamburg, even has a small brothel as part of decorations. Maybe I should write to them that they should get with intarwebz culture and add a Charlottesville/Ruckersville section to MiWuLa, complete with a small Classic Chris who loiters with his attraction sign....
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Bridechu said:
Would trains be a sexual desire of his like Rosechus obviously are? Maybe. Christ knows there's porn of it. Chris would probably be all over Emily's sweet undercarriage and smoke stack.
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I remember that in the book "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, there was this one dude who had a sexual relationship with a sports car by inserting his pickle into the exhaust tube :shock:

Anyway, if Chris'tard was into trains, he'd probably create the lousiest table setup imaginable, similar in quality to his Lego constructions. BTW I once saw a miniature couple having animatronic hankypanky as a decoration part of a model train set. Chris might get something in that spirit. The Miniatur-Wunderland, world's largest model train set in Hamburg, even has a small brothel as part of decorations. Maybe I should write to them that they should get with intarwebz culture and add a Charlottesville/Ruckersville section to MiWuLa, complete with a small Classic Chris who loiters with his attraction sign....
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That would be hilarious on Miniatur Wunderland if they had Charlottesville/Ruckersville section with Chris loitering or being chased by Jerkops. Then Germany can learn about America's favorite lolcow. I can agree though Chris would do a terrible job building a train layout. There is alot of hard work like wiring, building models and scenery. I doubt Chris could do any of that. The only person that could have done that would have been Bob.
 
Bridechu said:
As lame as it sounds, this is actually one of the funniest scenarios for me. Ausitic kids fucking love trains, and I've never really been able to figure out why.
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Yeah, the the train obsession has always confounded me too. I was wondering if there was any instances of an autistic child being hit by a train due to their obsessions, and not being able to pay attention, and turns out there has been, but it had nothing to do with the obsession with trains:

http://www.news10.net/rss/article/20332 ... in-Turlock

This kid was obsessed with rocks though, but was hit by a train due to being enamored by rocks after leaving his house via an open gate.

Kid in Australia, doesn't say if he was obsessed with trains:

http://www.news10.net/rss/article/20332 ... in-Turlock
 
Does the Cville Game and Hobby Place sell model trains? If so I can imagine he'd still end up banned for something.
 
What if Barbara remarried?

Okay I know this would never probably happen but the idea popped into my head while reading this forum and I wanted to see what everyone thought (I don't think anyone brought this up before either).

Basically, like the title says, what if Barbara got married again? How would her new husband react to Chris and vice versa? If her new husband had a positive impact on Barbara (e.g. getting rid of most of the horde, fixing up the house) would he be able to have a similar impact on Chris? If her new husband just ignores or enables her current behavior would he still cause Chris to change?

Your thoughts please.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Trains are a less pathetic obsession than Sonic recolors tbh.
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This. You have to put alot of effort and time into building a decent train layout. Most sonic recolors look like they took five minutes to make.
 
I really dig a lot of train set-ups and miniature villages. I spend way more time than I admit looking at set-ups online and really want to have a Christmas village when I have the space and the money. It takes a shit ton of time and effort to build things like that. As stated above, though, Chris would surely build his out of Lego and enter it in competitions then get pissy when he lost.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...homas-The-Tank-Engine-watching-hours-day.html This is the article I was thinking of, though it's from Daily Mail so consume with copious salt. It doesn't sound farfetched just based on my experience with speds. Media is so addicting to them (well, to all kids), and Chris is a perfect example of what happens when it's a third parent.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

If Barb got remarried he would be a "scurrilous mate" who would probably react to Chris the way Matt Devoria did. He might be "old-fashioned" (IOW, not caring for Chris's tomgirl crap) and think of Chris as some mama's boy who needs to learn discipline. He'd probably make Chris get a job and pay rent, and he might even make Chris move out.

Barb may side with her new sweet bolt because she now has someone to latch onto.

Then again, he might be as nasty as Barb and Chris, so it might work out.
 
Bridechu said:
I really dig a lot of train set-ups and miniature villages. I spend way more time than I admit looking at set-ups online and really want to have a Christmas village when I have the space and the money. It takes a shit ton of time and effort to build things like that. As stated above, though, Chris would surely build his out of Lego and enter it in competitions then get pissy when he lost.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...homas-The-Tank-Engine-watching-hours-day.html This is the article I was thinking of, though it's from Daily Mail so consume with copious salt. It doesn't sound farfetched just based on my experience with speds. Media is so addicting to them (well, to all kids), and Chris is a perfect example of what happens when it's a third parent.
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I used to set up a Holiday village with Department 56 and Lemax buildings with two trains looping around it. I read the article and I think the issue is the parent was letting the kid watch to much tv. When I was growing up one summer when I was four I my mom made me avoid watching TV. I think Chris consuming to much media negatively effected his mind.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

He would probably be a middle aged to borderline elderly veteran with good DIY and people skills, who saw something desirable in Barb and was similar to Bob, and got some projects to do as well.

He would have Junk-B-Gone remove the hoard after getting Barb into an inpatient psychiatric program with doctors who know hoarding and Chris into an autism specialist shrink (and Barb would let probably Chris take his TV and games back upstairs), call in Orkin, Ecolab or Truly Nolan to do a heat treatment for bedbugs and fleas and spray for other pests, replace the broken windows, do or commission enough work to make the house livable and safe but not exactly pretty, would mow the yard, sell all the cars but the Cadillac and Aerostar, buy some basic furniture and a new stove, stacked washer/dryer and refrigerator, would set up a trust fund for Chris, work with him and Rocky to have a plan for after his and Barb's passing, and would get Chris, Barb and the dogs to do other things besides vidya and eating. He would also introduce Chris and Barb to things like Civil War battlefields, Monticello, Colonial Williamsburg, the Chesapeake Bay, Chincoteague and Washington, DC. He, Chris and Barb would be much better off, and the Chandlers would be a happy family again.

Maybe too idealistic, but the only suitor for Barb would be someone similar to Bob and had skills that would help her and Chris, and a Bob-like but younger person with people skills and connections is the only kind of person who could do anything for Chris and Barb.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

The new husband of Barb would either do something that can help the family such as getting rid of the hoarded items and trying to do his best at straightening Chris out a bit such as curbing the fast food and microwaved meals or he would be like Barb, having the home remain as a run-down cesspit of bugs and hoarded junk and letting Chris go further down the drain.
 
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