Containment What If?

[Sharkbait]

What if the incest news hadn’t been leaked? Chris was already so excited to share the news that he was dropping hints to null; would he have eventually felt inclined to do a captain’s log to reveal his boyfriend free relationship or otherwise come out about it?

Chris can't keep his mouth shut for ten seconds, so it would've been leaked sooner rather than later. But for the sake of your question, let's assume he learned to be quiet about this for once in his life - it would've gone on and on and on and on until Barb eventually croaked under the physical and emotional weight of her own son raping her on a strict schedule. I don't even want to begin to imagine how that must feel. Barb has never been a saint, but damn, that's some heavy shit she definitely didn't deserve and I'm glad Chris is behind bars right now and she can at least live her undoubtedly few remaining days without a bent duck forced into her.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris can't keep his mouth shut for ten seconds, so it would've been leaked sooner rather than later. But for the sake of your question, let's assume he learned to be quiet about this for once in his life - it would've gone on and on and on and on until Barb eventually croaked under the physical and emotional weight of her own son raping her on a strict schedule. I don't even want to begin to imagine how that must feel. Barb has never been a saint, but damn, that's some heavy shit she definitely didn't deserve and I'm glad Chris is behind bars right now and she can at least live her undoubtedly few remaining days without a bent duck forced into her.

He was already feeling the need to brag when he let slip to Null he was dating a older woman who was an accountant, so it would have slipped sooner rather than later but he would have tried to be cryptic about it and unless he come flat out an said I'm ducking my mudda every 3 nights, most people wouldn't have believed it because it's such a unnatural concept to process.

My main concern is though what else he's done or been cryptic about in the past, even just in passing because it's something that's entered his mind even if it takes him a while to work up to the act were talking about a man who got tipsy and too a knife to his gooch to unleash his newly grown vagina he has poor thought and impulse control and combine that with alcohol I could see him doing stuff and not caring.

Now that I think about it do we have any idea how much Alcohol Chris drank? I know in the early days he was very much against it but he warmed up to it and did start drinking eventually and I wonder if that played a factor in what's happened.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Now that I think about it do we have any idea how much Alcohol Chris drank? I know in the early days he was very much against it but he warmed up to it and did start drinking eventually and I wonder if that played a factor in what's happened.

I think he got so drunk and overconfident that he did something antisocial enough to be shunned from even the gay bar that welcomed him, but with the taint wound it's not the alcohol it's the binaural beats hypnosis. Chris is a highly suggestible type and has been actively editing his memories for a long time. The new age woo he's into is based on using affirmations to deny reality - thinking he's sonichu or cpu goddess or jesus is the logical end point. His memory of thanos-snapping plastic horses out of existence is just one example.

He convinced himself that his vagina was blossoming, even resorting to the "science" of explaining that men having X chromosomes on facebook. He was all-in on the delusion and was forced to either admit to himself that he's wrong... or to give it a little help with a knife.

Maybe the alcohol brought the frustrations to the surface but it's not like he woke up hungover and put a band-aid on it. He just wrote off the blood as his first menses and begrudgingly disinfected it to appease his horrified fans.

 

[AnOminous]

What if the incest news hadn’t been leaked? Chris was already so excited to share the news that he was dropping hints to null; would he have eventually felt inclined to do a captain’s log to reveal his boyfriend free relationship or otherwise come out about it?

He's a moron who would have eventually told someone. If not ILJ, then someone else.

 

[FightenGnome]

What if this photo was real?

 

[SaltyFanta]

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What if this photo was real?

Is she half and half?

 

[FightenGnome]

Is she half and half?

According to Chris' attraction signs, Latinas are White enough for the Ethnostate.

 

[I enjoy women]

What if Christian and The Hedgehog Boys became a cult classic band?

 

[Aegeus]

if this photo was real?

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

 

[Interchanger]

I heard barb got into an accident, and it got me thinking of she died before trail what gonna happen. Chris might have a full blown meltdown in jail, making ludicrous demands and threats.

Especially if the temple gets reprocessed.

 

[DownSouthBoi]

What if the federal government brought back eugenics because of Chris?

 

[忠勇真]

What if Chris Chan is right about being an omnipotent god?

I imagine he would just take sadistic pleasure in simultaneously torturing, killing and raping every single organism in the world.
Committing a mass genocide, mass rape and mass torture with his god powers, all to pleasure his sadistic pleasures.
He would especially love torturing, raping and killing his mother as well as little kids but he would indiscriminately torture, rape and kill every single living thing in the universe.

ngl I would do the same as him, except for the rape part. But I would happily and sadistically commit mass torture and mass genocide if I became a god.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What if Chris Chan is right about being an omnipotent god?

I imagine he would just take sadistic pleasure in simultaneously torturing, killing and raping every single organism in the world.
Committing a mass genocide, mass rape and mass torture with his god powers, all to pleasure his sadistic pleasures.
He would especially love torturing, raping and killing his mother as well as little kids but he would indiscriminately torture, rape and kill every single living thing in the universe.

ngl I would do the same as him, except for the rape part. But I would happily and sadistically commit mass torture and mass genocide if I became a god.

Chris being an omnipotent ruler would be horrifying, but I doubt he would behave like this. He'd just take as many concubines as he wanted, and try to deliver justice to make people "happy" (i.e. Chris' version of happiness). Remember, Chris has a strong desire to be the hero, not the villain.

So yeah, GodChris would be very rapey but probably not very genocidey. Yeah he's wanted to exact vengeance on people before, but if jerkops/manajerks/trolls lost all power over him, he wouldn't have any reason to hate them. His anger comes entirely from his powerlessness.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

What if chris had some decent programming skills and had become a lolcow akin to Terry Davis?

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

What if Barb got Pregnant?

Then Crystal would finally be born.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

What if someone decides to make Sonichu into NFTs and distribute it online
scattering ownership of all Sonichu characters in digital representation
and tells/shows Chris about it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What if chris had some decent programming skills and had become a lolcow akin to Terry Davis?

Terry was a legitimate genius who had bad luck with genetics and ended up crazy, coding a OS on its own let alone the tools needed is seriously impressive.

If Chris was OK at programming I could see him getting into some obscure modding sceen and making his own Sonichu games and really liking obscure languages.

 

[Aegeus]

If Chris was OK at programming

That would have required Chris to be a million times smarter than he is in this reality. He has used computers for nearly half a century, and he doesn't know the difference between RAM and hard drive space. His HTML was awful (despite him taking multiple HTML classes), and he couldn't even insert a single introductory HTML tag correctly.

"Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super Sonic Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links)."

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC's_Sonichu_Site!

He always tried to avoid PCs and preferred to do everything on his PlayStation because he was too dumb to understand how to use a PC (let alone program software), and a console with a dumbed-down idiot-proof UI is much more his cup of tea (or Fanta).

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

That would have required Chris to be a million times smarter than he is in this reality. He has used computers for nearly half a century, and he doesn't know the difference between RAM and hard drive space. His HTML was awful (despite him taking multiple HTML classes), and he couldn't even insert a single introductory HTML tag correctly.

"Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super Sonic Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links)."

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC's_Sonichu_Site!

He always tried to avoid PCs and preferred to do everything on his PlayStation because he was too dumb to understand how to use a PC (let alone program software), and a console with a dumbed-down idiot-proof UI is much more his cup of tea (or Fanta).

Yea, I can get that but he's not as incapable technically as people think he can do basic tasks if they are clearly spelled out like rebuild a laptop from a recovery partition or similar tasks and HTML is rather simple and at the time there was a lot of really simple Do this to get this result HTML guides available in print or online but the second it requires any real understanding or creativity he gets out of his depth.

You know what I would like to see, I'd like to see him try and build a computer and install a OS without help with preloaded drivers.

The console thing does give me pause when I say that and he's been doing that a lot longer than most normal people have but I know a few people around Chris's age who use there console and phone / tablet in the same way as they don't need a full blown computer just something to play a game on when they are bored and phone for email and amazon or ebay etc. The other week a friend of mine who does use his console like that called me up to help him pick a laptop up for his Wife because he's not had a computer in over a decade because he's used his tablet for everything his console cant do.

 

[Spoonomancer]

What if Chris was a foreskin extremist?