Containment What If?

Could you imagine getting a Cutie Mark, the needle hits his skin, Chris gets STRESSED from the pain and the fact that a JERK is touching his buttocks, and then... :briefs:

I feel bad for any tattoo artist who has to be witness to that.
 
Mr. 0 said:
There's a lot of coleslaw in this thread. How come you guys are hoarding the picnic like it's 14 Branchland in here?
Too much Coleslaw not enough q-sands. (:_(
 
He'd probably do it himself with a safety pin and crayola magic marker ink because his HAND DRAWING tattoo style is better than any CRAPPY LOW RESOLUTION style. And I can maybe see him getting a sonichu tramp stamp :medallion:
 
Currently I am reading this novel called Life II. It's a good book so far, about a man who gets to live his life over again. The person who gives him this chance not only does this, but also gives Max (the main character) the choice of where (or more accurately, when) to go back and relive his life. 42-year old Max chooses to go back to when he was 16, and try to fix some of the mistakes he made in the 26 years between 16 and 42. He has his memories, so he uses this to attempt to fix some things, like telling his uncle about the cancer he has, so in Life II, his uncle gets diagnosed early enough and gets it treated whereas in Life I, by the time the cancer was discovered, it was too late. Max also uses the opportunity to change his career path, in Life !, he was an accountant, and he ended up not being happy so in Life II he takes the high school classes needed for the new career he wants, goes to a different college, and so on.

The reason why I brought this up is because I thought it would be fun to have a discussion about what would happen if Chris was in the same situation. We know how much he pines for his high school days and so on, so what if he was given the chance to relive his life from any point in the past that he chose. I know many of us would like to fix mistakes in our past, and if we had the chance at a Life II, we would use this opportunity constructively (My life right now is fine, but I would have chosen a different college major, and avoided a man who ended up being a really asshole boyfriend)

At what point do you think Chris would restart his life? Might he go back to being 16, or perhaps younger, and would he use Life II constructively? Would he, for example, ask Tiffany on a date? Would he try to convince his parents to stay there instead of moving back to Ruckersville after he graduated high school? Would he want to go back to college (remember, he would have all his memories, so he would be basically his 31-year old self in a younger body) or, given his bitter memories of college, he would decide to not go at all and spend his early 20's at home doing what he is currently doing (sans Barb's holey ass)

Would Chris try to save his father by standing up to his mother about the hoard? Barb wasn't always a hoarder, pictures of his childhood show a relatively clean household so might he, with his memories, be able to stave off his mother's hoarding urges and give his father a better, calmer end?

And of course, one pretty big thing... would he have learned enough from the trolls to avoid making mistakes such as sticking the Sonichu medallion up his ass or taking a picture of himself in his mom's underoos? And the Love Quest? Would he still use the Attraction Sign, or might he try something new?
 
Brother, Chris would likely go back to high school and not do anything differently. After graduation, he would sit at home playing vidya all day.
 
Chris would go back to, say, 15 or 16. Plenty of time to live over glorious high school again. This is obvious - but one thing you're not thinking of is the most important thing Chris would do with this power: He would demand to be allowed to use it infinitely, that he might repeat high school as many times as he wants. Even if you gave him the gift of a whole new chance at life, he would get mad if you didn't do it over and over again (even if you couldn't by the rules of the game).

Now if I had this Life II thing, I would go back to 2007 or 2008 and tell you guys all about Tomgirl Chris, so you could call me nuts and laugh me out of the forum.
 
He'd go back to right before that PaRappa contest happened and just copy Adam Stackhouse's winning entry. And he'd STILL lose.
 
If anything, I think it would end up being destructive for Chris because he'd go back to high school and relentlessly hit on his gal pals that he considers to have been missed opportunities. He wouldn't use the opportunity to do meaningful things like avoid destroying his friendship with Megan, and he'd probably try to enact some form of bizarre "preemptive revenge" on her and Snyder.
To utilise the power properly, he'd have to acknowledge when and where he's made mistakes in his life, and we all know where Chris stands on that topic.

The only positive thing I could see him doing is avoiding the internet, or at least not being so gullible.
 
Honestly, the only thing that I can see Chris doing differently is not putting Sonichu on the internet and not making YouTube videos.

He'd love to go back to High School and get the chance to ask girls for dances, but once he was actually back in high school he'd clam up, stress, and crash into slumber.
 
Oh, I would like to add that Life II is a one-way street, and Max was warned that once he went back into the past, he would be stuck at whatever point he chose. Max could not fast-forward or redo anything. He went back to being 16, and can not skip anything, he has to live Life II day by day, year by year, just as he did Life I. Currently at the point I am in, he is in his early 20's in his second life. I am really enjoying the book and recommend it, since it is written well and his reactions are appropriate, he is still thinking like a 42 year old so sometimes people think he acted more mature than his age and such.

Course, with Chris, his 31 year old self wasn't mature to begin with, and given his built-up ego, delusions, and denials, might actually be worse in Life II at 16 than he was in Life I because in Life I he was fairly optimistic and naive and was nowhere near the schmuck he is today. If anything, by the time Life II Chris became 31, he would be mentally 46 years old (assuming he chose 16 as the starting point of Life II) he would be even worse than 31-year old Life I Chris.
 
look at it like this. In the military, you have forward observers for artillery whose job it is to report back to tell you where your rounds are hitting so that you can adjust your fire to the target. This "life II" scenario is like that. You are your own forward observer who then travels back in time with the information of where you went wrong, allowing you to adjust your life to be more on target.

the only problem is that Chris's understanding of where the rounds are off is itself completely wrong. In fact, he doesn't even know where the target is. He could repeat the process indefinitely, but until he gains some understanding of what's actually going wrong, he's going to miss the target forever.
 
somejerk said:
Coleslaw: "We have to clean this place."
Barb: "You touch a single 10-year old magazine and i'll slit my wrists"
Coleslaw: "Well i'm not going to make my wife live in a shit hole"
Barb: "I mean it. One box of 80's clothing from goodwill goes missing and i'm swallowing every pill in the medicine cabinet."
Coleslaw: "Later bitch."

You forgot the best part of that exchange.


  • Barb: "I mean it. One box of 80's clothing from goodwill goes missing and i'm swallowing every pill in the medicine cabinet."
    Coleslaw: "Guess what...."
    (coleslaw grabs a box of 80s goodwill clothes and a handful of yellowing magazines and walks out the door)
    Coleslaw: "I'm calling your bluff!"
    (he laughs bitterly, tosses the shit in the trunk and he gets in his car and drives away.)
    Coleslaw: "Later bitch."
 
LordCustos3 said:
somejerk said:
Coleslaw: "We have to clean this place."
Barb: "You touch a single 10-year old magazine and i'll slit my wrists"
Coleslaw: "Well i'm not going to make my wife live in a shit hole"
Barb: "I mean it. One box of 80's clothing from goodwill goes missing and i'm swallowing every pill in the medicine cabinet."
Coleslaw: "Later bitch."

You forgot the best part of that exchange.


  • Barb: "I mean it. One box of 80's clothing from goodwill goes missing and i'm swallowing every pill in the medicine cabinet."
    Coleslaw: "Guess what...."
    (coleslaw grabs a box of 80s goodwill clothes and a handful of yellowing magazines and walks out the door)
    Coleslaw: "I'm calling your bluff!"
    (he laughs bitterly, tosses the shit in the trunk and he gets in his car and drives away.)
    Coleslaw: "Later bitch."

Barb: CHRISSHUN. GO AN GIT MAH STUFF BACK FROM THAT THERE THEEF!!
Chris: (puts down PS3 controller) *sigh*
 
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What other people have said here is spot on. Chris has no self-knowledge whatsoever, so if he had to relive his life it would be a huge disaster. He would try even harder to make Sonichu a success, he would hit on his high school "gal-pals" and they would be creeped out by him. He would stalk up and down Walmart even more and with a bigger, more glittery/eye-catching attraction sign. Perhaps he would even become a tomboy in high school this time. He blames other people for his failures, not understanding that it's his own actions that led him to where he is today. So he would do those exact same actions again with even more intensity to avoid his depressing fate. Like a hamster in a wheel, he doesn't understand that in order to have a normal life he just needs to step off the wheel of fantasy and into the real world. He just has to acknowledge that he has no artistic talent and isn't much to look at and move forward positively from there. Instead he would just keep running on the wheel faster and faster in pursuit of that supermodel sweetheart and prolific artistic career that are in his mind always... just... out .. of ..reach.
 
I have taken the liberty of drawing said Cutie Mark. Enjoy.
dirty crapped cutay mark.jpg
 
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Considering his current massive obsession with high school, he'd go back to 16 and he'd still be miserable after all.

Would CWC take the cure for autism because it might get him a sweetheart or wouldn't he take it because, well, he'd lose his biggest excuse for everything?
 
He absolutely would. He's not Classic Chris anymore and he no longer wears his autism like a gold medal. He's aware that he has limitations that he'd much rather be rid of.
Now once he actually took the cure, he'd be in for a major (:_( when it didn't magically grant him all the social skills and life experience he missed out over the past greater than thirty years.

However: if it came to a choice between the cure for autism and a PS4...
[cwc]Pixelated PS3[/cwc]
 
He'd find that it would enrich or change his life precisely as much as finally losing his virginity did. Which is to say, not one bit.

Well, except for maybe losing the tugboat.
 
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