Containment What If?

[Superjad]

Unlike most Pokemon Trainers he'd probably travel with Borb instead of leaving them at home.

...Or he'd use their pokemon to care for him after they're gone.

(Assuming pokemon had been around for several generations.)

 

[AtroposHeart]

What would he have to say?

 

[UltraSonichu]

He wouldn't understand anything that was going on, because subtlety and politics is way above his head. He might just about get his head around who is a goodie and who is a baddie.

If it was still Sonichu era, he might even do a mini-episode where he, Sonichu and Rosechu go through a magic portal into Westeros in search of the Sonichu Balls, or some shit, and find Robb Stark fighting Jaime Lannister and Chris ends up transforming into ChrisChan Sonichu and captures the Kingslayer and saves the day. While Sonichu and Rosechu have a massive orgy with some Dothraki. Totally.

 

[Sophia Petrillo]

I'd suggest that he give up cheesecake, but if he's going to give up something he never uses it'll probably be his schlong.

 

[renomakicwc]

If Chris ever got around to training pokemon, they'd probably be the weakest pokemon in the world due to how lazy he would be.

They'd be nothing but pets due to a lack of combat training, meaning that if someone did challenge him to a battle, they would win easily because his mons don't know how to fight.

Then again, if that's the case, I think he'd be stuck with nothing BUT a starter, which will never grow into a more powerful form due to lack of said combat. Meaning he would never be able to enjoy the other pokemon in the world because he isn't willing to try and tame them.

Re: What If The Classic Chris discovered Anthony 'A-Log' Log

Why stop at video exchange? Chris went to a con, A-Log has been to one or two. A live exchange at a con would be perfect.

Nah, nothing would happen if that did happen. They are both too cowardly to act on their threats. A-log might even be scared of Chris for all we know, so if he ever met him, he'd drop a dooky in his pants and then run to the nearest karaoke bar and start babbling about stupid shit to a bunch of people wanting to hear him sing instead of talk about said stupid shit.

Maybe he'd give up the rights to Sonichu? Not like he cares enough to make new adventures for him anymore.

He doesn't even wear him anymore, so what's the point of hanging on to something you clearly given up years ago?

 

[Fialovy]

He'd probably give up something easy like exercise. Oh wait... he already does...

 

[CatParty]

He could give up tomgirl

 

[Fialovy]

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He'd be like this guy, only watching it for the boobs!

 

[Stratochu]

He would either not follow through with it or would give up Goodwill trips with Barb.

 

[Saney]

I wonder what starter Chris would pick?

 

[Bugaboo]

I wonder what starter Chris would pick?

Chespin, because it may or may not turn into a hedgehog (seriously it's evolutions haven't been revealed yet)

 

[Saney]

I wonder what starter Chris would pick?

Chespin, because it may or may not turn into a hedgehog (seriously it's evolutions haven't been revealed yet)

Of course (shame it probably won't be part electric type. That'd seal the deal.)

 

[Bugaboo]

I wonder what starter Chris would pick?

Chespin, because it may or may not turn into a hedgehog (seriously it's evolutions haven't been revealed yet)

Of course (shame it probably won't be part electric type. That'd seal the deal.)

People are guesstimating it's going to be a steel type but I sort of think it's going to be a grass-water type and shatter all conceptions of reality!

 

[Saney]

Chespin, because it may or may not turn into a hedgehog (seriously it's evolutions haven't been revealed yet)

Of course (shame it probably won't be part electric type. That'd seal the deal.)

People are guesstimating it's going to be a steel type but I sort of think it's going to be a grass-water type and shatter all conceptions of reality!

Why steel?

 

[Bugaboo]

Of course (shame it probably won't be part electric type. That'd seal the deal.)

People are guesstimating it's going to be a steel type but I sort of think it's going to be a grass-water type and shatter all conceptions of reality!

Why steel?

People be weird.
The other speculations are

Fire-Physic

And nobody has any idea what this thing is gonna turn into.

 

[Saney]

People be weird.
The other speculations are

Fire-Physic

And nobody has any idea what this thing is gonna turn into.

How much you want to bet that fennekin turns out to,be another fire/fighting?

 

[Bugaboo]

People be weird.
The other speculations are

Fire-Physic

And nobody has any idea what this thing is gonna turn into.

How much you want to bet that fennekin turns out to,be another fire/fighting?

I reeeeeaaaally hope it doesn't.

 

[Saney]

People be weird.
The other speculations are

Fire-Physic

And nobody has any idea what this thing is gonna turn into.

How much you want to bet that fennekin turns out to,be another fire/fighting?

I reeeeeaaaally hope it doesn't.

Well, too bad, because that's what we're getting (probably).

 

[Bugaboo]

Well, too bad, because that's what we're getting (probably).

Only time will tell

 

[AtroposHeart]

I would actually have to find productive uses of my time.