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Sanae Kochiya said:
What if Chris held an AMA on Reddit?
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It'd pretty much be the same thing as the mailbag, we ask Chris a question and then he comes up with a lie to try and sound smart.
What if Chris went to the north pole to try and prove Santa's existence while also asking for a girlfriend in person?
 
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Somari1996 said:
It'd pretty much be the same thing as the mailbag, we ask Chris a question and then he comes up with a lie to try and sound smart.
What if Chris went to the north pole to try and prove Santa's existence while also asking for a girlfriend in person?
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He and Sonichu and Santa Claus would be kidnapped by Martians, who Santa Claus would conquer. Then Santa Claus would return victorious, but they'd leave Chris on Mars.
 
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What if Chris ate a burnt Big Mac at mcdonald's and tried to sue the entire company for it?
 
What if Christory is the only information about our age surviving into the year 25000? How would the archeologists of the Galactic Empire reconstruct our world? What would they get right/wrong?
 
DykesDykesChina said:
What if Christory is the only information about our age surviving into the year 25000? How would the archeologists of the Galactic Empire reconstruct our world? What would they get right/wrong?
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Their historical pieces would basically be Wall-E.

If there was a cure for autism that Chris could use, what would he start blaming all his failings in life on?
 
normankrasner said:
what if they made a Chris(tine) themed slot machine? Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, and Elvis have their themed slot machines
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I suppose it would depend if it were made according to Chris's specifications or by someone using Chris memes for humor.

The Chris-made version would be terrible. It would feature his art, except for the bits where he just got lazy and probably wrote some text for the pictures, and would probably be rigged to pay out only in CWCville money or coupons for Sonichu merchandise. He'd insist it be one of the "classic" kinds where you actually have to pull the handle, and there's three reels and one line. It would make penny slots look worthwhile.

The meme version could be pretty amusing, especially if it was one of those elaborate ones with minigames and whatnot. Get a couple of axes on a line and you get to play Internet Lumberjack, chasing Chris through a forest of cables cutting them down behind him.
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris started his very own art class?
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You know how well he could actually fit in as an academic artist? He's trans, which makes him a demi-god in their eyes. He has a victim status as one who has been cyber-bullied, another plus. And he's aneurotypical. That, along with his refusal to shower, makes him a shoe-in for any kind of art field, so long as it is avant garde.
 
What if is actually a living god who know the answer of the universe and the meaning of the number 42?
 
normankrasner said:
what if Chris(tine) or someone else made a Sonichu holiday special?
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It'd certainly be more entertaining than the Star Wars Holiday Special.
What if Mary Lee Walsh and Micheal Snyder got married and moved into a house right next to Chris's house?
 
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