This is a pretty reasonable answer. Digimon had a moderately popular card game and the focus was bizzaire animals forced to fight for their humans. Plus the whole Digi Master and Digi Destined would fit nicely into the Ancuent Prophecy. Plus there were tons of female Digimon that were pretty much just furries or even humans. Angemon and Angewoman were so stupid when I was a kid; if I wanted to watch humanoids fighting each other I'd watch Dragonball Z.
I think sandbox games don't offer enough structure for him. He may have stepped out of Doc's office and been like "Wait. What? You want me to go talk to people? Who want me to do chores for them?" He likes games where there are levels he can pass and progression is more obvious.
Although to make this work let's just assume that Fallout 3 and NV were the only games and form of entertainment he could access for a whole year.
Fallout 3 is something I'd want to see him play since many of the decisions you make aren't so black and white.
Major spoilers regarding quests and the ending incoming.
- Chris would fight and tattle on Butch for trying to take his sweet roll.
- He wouldn't bother trying to save Butch's mother from the radroaches. He'd see it as justice.
- I think Chris would save Megaton. The good choice is obvious.
- Grobb(?), who is normally the first ghoul the player meets, is also slow-in-the-mind. Chris would choose the most offensive dialogue on the initial meeting. He'd never find out that treating him like an equal awards you with a discount and free stuff. I always enjoyed moments like these in RPGs. Grobb is just another townie NPC with no quests to give and you have no obvious incentive to be nice to him but just asking what the bar offers without being a dick is rewarded.
- When it came to Tenpenny Tower I think Chris would identify and side with the ghouls if he doesn't ignore the dialogue and start shooting them. He wouldn't even try to get the option of the ghouls and humans attempting to coexist. Even if he did he wouldn't notice the fact the ghouls kill all the humans anyway.
- He'd try to kill the mayor of Little Lamplight even though he's a child. Many people would not blame him.
- Chris would be swayed by the president and put the "cure" in the purified water. It'd kill all those evil super mutants so it MUST be the good choice, right? Sure it would wipe out most people in the wasteland who drank it but many of them have been JERKS! The president assures you that the water will not hurt you since you were from a vault population that hasn't been exposed to background radiation until recently.
- Chris drinks the water and takes damage. WHAT? The president said he would be fine! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED! Chris forgot that his character wasn't from a vault bloodline, he was just raised in a vault. He has the same slight mutations from multi-generational exposure to radiation that anyone from the wasteland would have. Oops!
- Chris gives some of his water to a man dying from thirst to see if he gets a gift in return. The man dies. Oh, right. The water. Hmm, yeah.
Looking at what Chris would do in Fallout 3 would be what happens while he plays Fallout 3 along with dying all the time if he has no skill, especially on the easy difficulty.
Nah dude, I mean those weirdos who make cars "look fast" by pasting boxes of stickers for parts they don't even own, enormous spoilers, nonsensical body kits, etc. Now there is a right way to mod your car, but that's obviously not it.
I can imagine him trying to commission an airbrush artist to spraypaint a huge scene of Sonichu characters on his ride, and getting guffawed out of the shop.
Also, Saney, those guys are often referred to as "rice queens" or having "yellow fever." And even of Chris did have a thing for Asians, well, you know...
Dash is confused as to whether Chris is a blank flank or if his cutie mark is covered up by
Then again, a big shit stain would be an appropriate cutie mark for Chris.
She is just happy she found the perfect tomgirl all the other tomboy (ponies?) were looking for. He is the Ken doll that will wear Barbies clothes, as I recall.
Chris would probably drive a Honda Civic and it would look like this but with more Sonichu crap on it. Then Chris would complain that the cops are trolls for arresting him for street racing. He also would get banned from car events for acting like an ass. I am still shocked this did not happen. The import scene in the 90's and early 2000's was huge in the US. Also the first Fast and the Furious movie came out at around the time Chris was 19. Also Bob seemed like a car enthusiast to because he had a Z3 with a manual transmission. I guess it is for the better because I could not imagine Chris driving a car quickly and having it end well.
GodJesus that is an atrocious ride, at least imagining as it would be if there was Sonichu shit all over it. And racing these things? Lol I know half these ricers simply throw on exterior mods and no engine work, and maybe add nitrous to the mix. A great way to roast your intake valves by the way.
Beyond applying stickers, any of those other add-ons would require too much work for Chris. But I think this image gives us some idea of what Chris' vision of a "cool" car would be.
Crooked or not, it would actually be an improvement on Son-Chu. Of course, the money saved by making your own spoiler out of cheap lumber could be used for a regular tune-up...oh wait, there's vidya to be bought.
Ok, let's say Chris moves to your hometown. This gets rid of the "why is he friending me'
So Chris moves to my area of the woods and I meet him.
Chris: I'm new here
Me: Hi, welcome to Pikonicville, CT.
Chris: do you have Facebook?
Me: Why yes sir I sure diddily-do
Chris: Will you be my friend?
Me: Hell yeahs, I love friends.
Chris: (requests me on FB via his phone) Mmmmm yea, kewl, A-are y-y-you, um hmmmm, Boyfriend free?
Me: Well, no, I gots man, sorry. But we can be friends.
Chris grunts and walks away
His requests sits there, I don't accept or reject it. If I ever see him again I tell him im never on Facebook and haven't seen the request yet.
Supposedly Chris used to talk with Sonichu, most notably during a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh.
What about Yu-Gu-Oh? I know it premiered in the US in the early 00's but It also included a cardgame and the show was dumb and repetitive enough that I think Chris would enjoy it. I think Chris would dislike Digimon changing characters every season. One of the things I suspect he enjoys of Pokémon is how static and simplistic the plot is.
He'd commit suicide within a week. Most of the heroin addicts who were treated with ibogaine ended up killing themselves out of guilt and shame for their past actions.
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