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Say if not long after Chris was found in 2007, he fell down the stairs and broke his spine, causing him to be permanently confined to a wheelchair?
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What if Chris had been obsessed with Digimon and Mario instead of sonic and Pokemon?
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Chris would eventually punch a hole in his computer trying to break into the digital world or try flushing himself down the toilet to go to the Mushroom Kingdom.

90theguy said:
Say if not long after Chris was found in 2007, he fell down the stairs and broke his spine, causing him to be permanently confined to a wheelchair?
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Trolling might have ended out of sympathy and Chris disappearing in the hospital to recover from the accident. Or some ween would try to trick him into rolling his wheelchair down a steep hill to break through the Iron Curtain and complete the Dimensional Merge.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What if Chris was a pirate? And his crew consisted of other lolcows? ADF as his second In command, and DSP, Tommy Tooter, Ethan Ralph, Yaniv and Amberlyn as crewmates?
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Ethan attempts to stage a mutiny, gets his orbit fractured by fat autistic trannies instead of a Moorish pimp, and is thrown overboard. Thankfully, his large gunt acts as a natural floatation device and he survives to rape another day.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What if Chris had been obsessed with Digimon and Mario instead of sonic and Pokemon?
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Then everyone would think he is MovieBob's long lost brother lol!

Not A. Yankee said:
Ethan attempts to stage a mutiny, gets his orbit fractured by fat autistic trannies instead of a Moorish pimp, and is thrown overboard. Thankfully, his large gunt acts as a natural floatation device and he survives to rape another day.
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That would be one of the many shitshows that would happen on that ship. Chris would basically fuck off to his cabin for the rest of the trip as soon as he got there, telling the rest of the pirates to loot every toy and video game stores on the Seven Seas and bring him the loot (and wenches), leaving the rest of the lunatics on board to fend for themselves. Would take some five minutes for the crew to turn on each other, whoever survived the firefights and sword duels would kick Chris out of the ship and assume command. The twist being that Chris is the winner here, as none of these people would be capable of running the ship for long before either sinking, dying on a raid or starving on the open oceans lol!
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
What if Megan enjoyed the picture he drew?
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Well some women get turned on by erotic art and have some kinky/weird fetishes, she might have not minded been drawn as a cartoon character in some messed up universe, but it was still very disrespectful because...

1. He didn't ask for her permission or input for using her as a character or her likeness in his comics.

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2. He published it on the internet for the world to see, even if she may have enjoyed the artwork in some capacity, no way was someone like Megan completely open to the idea of making her presence known in Chris's comics, nor did any of the other real people in them agree to having their names used in his stories.
 
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I think turnin into Digimon and Mario insteed of Pokemon and Sonic will be a gamchanger.

1. Chris will be belivieng, that Internetz and video games are real - so no dimensoshit, insteed a theory about Internet lawyers, Dark Web (home of that big evil turtle from Mario), Marinas Web etc.

2. They will be no custom cards by Chris.

3. Chris would be more into computers. Probably in poor fashion, but still. You know, a very retarded script kid (maybye, even, he will be able to install Linux), possible interaction with crypto, fixation on Snowden and Assange etc.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
What if Megan enjoyed the picture he drew?
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Even if she did enjoy the picture, he admitted to her that he drew it to relieve himself of the urge to rape her. Unless she was fucking insane or an bigger idiot than he is, she would leave. That and posting it on the Internet for the whole World to see would have scared her off!
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Some rival tribe would have beheaded him, but not because he was a threatening capable warlord, but because he would have insulted somebody and they of course took that very personally.
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He would probably die at 11 years old from being KIA as a child soldier
 
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