Containment What If?
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He'd get arrested as it's mostly illegal in certain states or there's limitations like you can't do it on highways and stuff. Chris would ignore that and in any case, he'd probably get arrested.
Plus nobody would pick him up. Not to be an A-Log or anything but if I saw him with a sign saying he needed a ride, I'd automatically think he's one of those hitchhikers that end up being a serial killer or whatever.
Also when his phone, iPod, DS, and PSP run out of battery, he'll wanna go home.
Plus nobody would pick him up. Not to be an A-Log or anything but if I saw him with a sign saying he needed a ride, I'd automatically think he's one of those hitchhikers that end up being a serial killer or whatever.
Also when his phone, iPod, DS, and PSP run out of battery, he'll wanna go home.
If he were doing the full drag Tomgirl with makeup and everything (especially if it were one of his revealing outfits like the one with the blue sleeveless top and the thong), then yeah, definitely gay prostitute. But with his currently toned down Tomgirl look he'd probably resemble either a homeless man or an incredibly dirty hipster.Kosher Dill said:
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I kind of see him as the type to bring his chargers everywhere with him and just plug in at McD's and loiter a few hours to recharge. In fact, I wonder if that contributed to any of his bannings.champthom said:
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Black Sonichu said:SodomyRocket said:
Because Son-Chu is a fucking wreck, no doubt. Absolutely no maintenance whatsoever has been done to it since 1993.
& that's why its dead now, its so dead it doesn't even live in Chris' yard anymore.
Could you imagine if he pimped out his Cadillac?
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Black Sonichu said:sparklemilhouse said:
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OH GODJESUS NO
You know the Cadillac emblem has the same color scheme as Chris's clown shirts.
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Obviously he'd respond with the usual "oh im sorry my life is also bad thanks to the DIRTY DANG TROLLS causing me stress" line, but what would you think?
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CWC: -audible sigh- "Hello dere, dis is uh... 991. I mean 911. Can I take your ord- I uh- what seems to be the trouble?"
Woman: "There's an Axe Murderer in my house!"
CWC: -gasp- "Damn trolls trying to murder all de Atse! That is a CRIME. Atse is for STRAIGHT MALES and any murderer who says odderwise..uh... says odderwise."
Woman: "Can you get someone here right away? I need help, now!"
CWC: "Mmyeah. I feel ya, I feel ya. I'll send in police, I'll send in detectives, y'know. Until dey get dere, uhh, how about you tell me a bit about yourself?"
Woman: "Is this even 911?"
CWC: "Huhuh, 911. Dat reminds me of de time I got de uh.. DARK ARBOK CARD."
-Bloodcurdling scream-
CWC: "Hello? Are you dere?...Hello?.... -sigh- Failed on my damn lovequest AGAIN. What do you think, Officer Sonichu?"
Woman: "There's an Axe Murderer in my house!"
CWC: -gasp- "Damn trolls trying to murder all de Atse! That is a CRIME. Atse is for STRAIGHT MALES and any murderer who says odderwise..uh... says odderwise."
Woman: "Can you get someone here right away? I need help, now!"
CWC: "Mmyeah. I feel ya, I feel ya. I'll send in police, I'll send in detectives, y'know. Until dey get dere, uhh, how about you tell me a bit about yourself?"
Woman: "Is this even 911?"
CWC: "Huhuh, 911. Dat reminds me of de time I got de uh.. DARK ARBOK CARD."
-Bloodcurdling scream-
CWC: "Hello? Are you dere?...Hello?.... -sigh- Failed on my damn lovequest AGAIN. What do you think, Officer Sonichu?"
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No better place to hit on the ladies in his inimitable style.
Lord forbid he responds to a call regarding a sex crime.
Lord forbid he responds to a call regarding a sex crime.
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I'd pick him up out of the kindness of my heart. The niceness ends if/when he shits in my car.
CWC: 911
Caller: help my house is being robbed!!
CWC: Hmmm, yeah. I got some stress too. Try having your reputation dragged through the muck for the past greater than five years.
Caller:.....There's people in my house, arnt you sending help??
CWC: ok whatever troll
*click*
CWC: 911
Caller: help my house is being robbed!!
CWC: Hmmm, yeah. I got some stress too. Try having your reputation dragged through the muck for the past greater than five years.
Caller:.....There's people in my house, arnt you sending help??
CWC: ok whatever troll
*click*
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There is no way Chris could manage being a father. The novelty would wear off very quickly and he would be overwhelmed in short order. He would be neglectful because he is 100% self centered. Barb would be doing all the parenting. I could honestly see him getting frustrated because the baby won't stop crying and shaking the baby. The baby would constantly be sitting in its own filth (like daddy like baby) and would never get fed. Chris would bitch on Facebook about having to spend tugboat on diapers and formula and how he never gets time to play vidya. The best thing to ever happen to any child Chris could spawn would be either staying with the mom and never seeing Chris or adoption.
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