Containment What If?

Ass Johnson said:
Sometimes I really wish that was the last video. It would have been the perfect ending.
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It would have. I would have been skeptical of him saying he did all that stuff to troll people because at that point people got him to send nudes, make a sex tape with a blowup doll, and have audio of him shoving his medallion up his butt, but I just want Chris Chad to be a reality. Every time I watch that video I look at would he could have become if he just stuck with it and it bums me out a little.
 
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Null said:
Considering Chris' agenda is purely Chris, he'd probably end up calling the Supreme Glorious Leader a dictajerk or something and get euthanize.
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I was thinking along the same lines myself, I Think that Chris is so down in the hole that he's dug with the help of trolls , is their anyway to get him/her to a level of base line normal? and then it hit me, a lobotomy might be the only way to clear the board for Chris, Imagine that, they send him to one of those mental heath facility's and go through every single option, that leaves the last resort, get the ice pick, then we just change Chris's name to something else and BAM, new person, no Sonichu, no more trolls, then you just make sure you monitor his internet access, block any mention or appearance of his old self and make sure patterns aren't repeating themselves and then maybe just maybe, you have functioning member of society, but then again I don't know if the patterns are soaked into his DNA, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker.
 
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What if we spread wild rumors on the internet that Chris was dead and so eventually when he did get out and got back on the internet, he would think that we all thought that he was dead?

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what if all of Chris’s timeline was pushed exactly ten years forward and he was discovered in late 2017 instead of 2007? How would his trolling have played out with the radically different internet, political landscape and technology? Would things like the Bluespike incident and some of the more edge lord stuff of Classic Chris trolls even have happened?
 
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thegooddoctor said:
How do we know he didnt?
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His bent pecker probably can't penetrate that deep, if he tried I doubt he would have known that you need to have a clean asshole to do it in, then Chris might have found he was digging up shit as he was doing the dirty.

So yeah, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever said here.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
what if all of Chris’s timeline was pushed exactly ten years forward and he was discovered in late 2017 instead of 2007? How would his trolling have played out with the radically different internet, political landscape and technology? Would things like the Bluespike incident and some of the more edge lord stuff of Classic Chris trolls even have happened?
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I can see some differences right off the bat if Bob still dies in 2011. We would not have gotten all the lovable moments on camera with the beloved Internet Lumberjack. We would see Chris and Barb in some form of Finacachu Crisis because Bob was the only one not horrible with money. If Chris still goes down the tomgirl to tranny path, I do think the trolling would get some push back from the wider Internet due to how protected trans people are today. I also think if Chris was discovered in 2017 he wouldn't nearly get as much attention from trolls due to how many people nowadays embody the same traits that made Chris a huge target: overshares about everything, narcissistic, lack of empathy, general childish behavior, etc. Chris would been viewed as being a bit more garden variety because social media has given us so many people like Chris Chan. The Sonichu comis would also be vastly different because the trolls come in so much further down the line and how early on they take focus in the comics' publication history. The less troll-centric content leads the Sonichu comics to develop its own small but passionate fanbase.
 
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Maybe this was asked already but fuck you if you think Im reading over a thousand pages to check

What if the zombie apocalypse started during the classic chris phase? Would it go differently if it was during the tomgirl phase?
 
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What if Rollin' n Trollin' was the final video we got from Chris? How would his legacy have changed if he used that video as an opportunity to turn over a new leaf and leave the Internet?
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Man, I think about this all of the time. He could've remained a childish sperg in silence but stayed off the Internet.
 
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