Containment What If?

[Clown Doll]

This thread is wrong.
It's Chris, not Christine.

Also I think he should be lit on fire.

 

[CatParty]

die chris

 

[autism420]

Christine is a beautiful woman and I would let her peg me.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Is this before or after Barb dies just for context

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

that feelio when kiwis dont understand that chris is subhuman and needs to be murdered

 

[autism420]

that feelio when kiwis dont understand that chris is subhuman and needs to be murdered

Holy shit, on what subreddit do they discuss Chris?

 

[GS 281]

Cut the pig's throat and let it drain dry. That would be halal as fuck.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Chris-Chan WILL live on. He must write 50-100 issues of Sonichu. It was promised!

 

[Serial Murderer]

I like scarface so I vote for that

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Holy shit, on what subreddit do they discuss Chris?

r/milliondollarextreme, i forget which thread i screencapped that post from but there you go

 

[Vault Boy]

You remember that scene in The Green Mile where one of the prisoners had a dry sponge instead of a wet sponge for his execution?

Something like that.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

I'm disappointed that there's no firing squad option in the poll, so I went with the next best thing.

Edit: I'm also disappointed there's no beheading option in the poll.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Take lighting him on fire off the list. I already did that once and all he did was complain.

 

[Judge Holden]

Raped to death by a bunch of Niggos in a Cwcville jail cell

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I hope he gets anthrax on his freedom fries

 

[Lipitor]

Chris has to take his own life. I want him to die by suicide cuz of a trolling act so severe he has to immediately commit suicide. This is how I want him to do it. I want him to curb himself.... that's right. I want him to do it himself. How you ask. Well first he lays down and puts his mouth on the curb... then he scorpion kicks himself in the back of the head and curbs himself... Its the only fair punishment for being autistic.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm disappointed that there's no firing squad option in the poll, so I went with the next best thing.

That would cause one Hell of a helicopter crash!

 

[BillRiley]

Have him thrown to the Juggalos!

 

[Hyperion]

I hope he slips on a banana peel.

 

[ActualKiwi]

1. Electrocute Christine till her head catches on fire
   Chris would probably get off on the stimulation
2. Hang Christine out of a helicopter like in Scarface
   Most helicopters have maximum lifting weights that Chris would exceed.
3. Give Christine Lethal Injection of homemade death potions made from Home Depot supplies
   See 1, also probably immune given the shit he ingests regularly
4. Light Christine on fire
   Too wet and greasy to burn.