Containment What If?

Shibaru said:
We would've had photographic evidence of Chris working at Wendy's and maybe pics of him shopping at like Suncoast and Waldenbooks or something, but other than that, basically quickening the inevitable.
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Correction. We would have gotten photographic evidence of Chris sitting on his ass at Wendy's while other people worked. Chris making an effort and working? LOL

Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
What if his ugly growth gets shot off?
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By Barb when he trespasses back onto 14 Branchland Ct? He'd take a knife and try to convert it into a TRUE AND HONEST vagina before impregnating himself with the frozen seamen samples he had stored at the group home he is living in after getting out of jail.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What if simply, this whole horrible ordeal had never happened and Chris had just continued to live his life relatively normally, I mean his life wasn’t really going anywhere but at least he’d have more people to be sympathetic to him when Barb passes away.
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Assuming he just doesn't fuck Barb, Chris flies to Everfree Northwest where he meets Fiona for a little hanky-panky. I think Bella had some kind of plan to try to get him to kill himself and it somehow involved Fiona didn't it?
 
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ABE LINN COHN said:
Assuming he just doesn't fuck Barb, Chris flies to Everfree Northwest where he meets Fiona for a little hanky-panky. I think Bella had some kind of plan to try to get him to kill himself and it somehow involved Fiona didn't it?
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You're right
Portobella was gonna use the sex photos as blackmail or whatever so he can hang himself or something after she seduced Fiona away from him
 
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Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
You're right
Portobella was gonna use the sex photos as blackmail or whatever so he can hang himself or something after she seduced Fiona away from him
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And after that would turn into a nothingburger, Chris would return home and be a smug bore until Barb dies. If all went well, Null was working on managing Chris’s affairs so he could keep the house.

(I have doubts about Fiona seriously wanting to hanky panky with Chunky or the Fungus. She’s pretty much the innocent party caught in the middle of a tard plot.)
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
What if Bella got caught early and Fiona and Chris got hitched,causing the birth of Crystal?
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He'd probably just find some other chick to want to fuck at Everfree over Fiona or some shit. As for if he actually fucked Fiona without protection...Crystal'd be quite the bastard child, that's for sure.
 
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I was listening to Gibi's video about when Chris is supposed to be released. I was thinking about Ethan Ralph harassing him to come on to his show the moment he's released. What if Chris can't go back to the Souchu manor? Will Ethan let him stay to record the show? Is Ethan Ralph going to adopt Chris Chan possibly by accident?
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
What if Chris was never discovered by SA?
Would he have grown out of it without the influence of trolls and weens? Would he have learned anything at all from Bob? Would he still shit himself?
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The exact same chain of events would have played out just without Trolls messing with Chris and the internet gawking at him. It wasn't the trolls that made Chris a human train wreck it was his own stupidity, ego, and laziness that created Chris Chan. Even after the trolls stopped messing with him after Bobs death Chris was still getting into trouble without them influencing him. He ran over Snyder on his own, burned his own house down, pepper sprayed the guy at Gamestop over Blue Arms, and had sex with his own mother all on his own account. Only things that might have been different would be Chris would have come up with a different coping mechanism instead of the Dimensional Merge without the Idea Guys and it might have taken longer for it come out that Chris was having sex with Barb without Bella to blab to, but you just know Chris would find someway to spill the beans.

Even without Clyde Cash and the CWCki he was always doomed to end up in a group home or on the street.

CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
He would probably still shit himself now that I'm thinking about it.
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Death, taxes, and Chris shitting himself are the few constants in this world. Even locked in his cell 23/7 with a toilet less than two steps away, Chris is still shitting himself because getting up to go to the bathroom is just too much work.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
Death, taxes, and Chris shitting himself are the few constants in this world. Even locked in his cell 23/7 with a toilet less than two steps away, Chris is still shitting himself because getting up to go to the bathroom is just too much work.
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I have seen no proof of this. Chris' hygiene seems to improve when he's not at 14BC.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I have seen no proof of this. Chris' hygiene seems to improve when he's not at 14BC.
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The pony people seem to have inspired him to wash a bit more. But he’s still incontinent.

Chris’s life might be worse without trolls, given how they’ve donated to him in good times and bad.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I have seen no proof of this. Chris' hygiene seems to improve when he's not at 14BC.
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We're talking about a man who even when he thought he was talking to the CEO of Nintendo was too cheap and lazy to actually fly out to Seattle to realize his dreams of making a Sonichu video game, made a half-assed one take video to win a contest to be with the girl of his dreams, and gave up on any chance of making a living off his character because molding hunks of Crayola Model magic and shipping them out was too much effort. Chris has definitely shit himself in his jail cell because he is too busy spacing out about being in CWCville to get up off his ass and make his way to the toilet that is three steps away.

It's also just funnier to imagine Chris that way.

Ophelia said:
The pony people seem to have inspired him to wash a bit more. But he’s still incontinent.

Chris’s life might be worse without trolls, given how they’ve donated to him in good times and bad.
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As much grief as they caused Chris, they were also the ones who gave him a chance to actually improve his life and profit off his Sonichu character. Like I said above, if Chris had never been discovered by the internet he would have spent the rest of his days in a group home or on the streets as a hobo once Barb died and he lost the house. During the Classic era some Trolls actually did try to make attempts to force Chris to improve his life and confronted him over his unsustainable lifestyle. After the Classic era they managed to turn Chris into enough of a minor internet personality that he actually had the chance to either profit off his crummy fanfiction or his internet infamy. He had a chance to actually make a living off his antics but he threw it all away because he was too lazy to make Sonichu merchandise for his customers and got caught banging his own mother.
 
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