Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris went back in time and was the one that caused the Titanic to crash into that iceberg?

 

[GetShrekt]

What if Chris went back in time and was the one that caused the Titanic to crash into that iceberg?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris became Emperor Palpatine's apprentice?

He'd Sith his robes and do nothing.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the sole survivor of Vault 111?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris was the manager of "First Astronomical Velocity"?

 

[Asandy31]

What If Chris accidently accessed the fourth Dimension while eating a Burrito on a Tuesday

 

[Vault Boy]

What If Chris accidently accessed the fourth Dimension while eating a Burrito on a Tuesday

His head would explode from the overwhelming feeling of Sensory Overload.

My same question.

 

[ThingsWeLost InTheFire]

What if Chris was the manager of "First Astronomical Velocity"?

You would have asked a different question, because you would not have heard about them.

What if Christine became the star of a popular j-pop anime band?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris were a stoner?

Then he'd have another excuse as to why his life sucks, he'd then go onto blame trolls for making him take the first puff.
I'm sure he has no real idea about drugs, when someone says puff, puff, pass he probably thinks about group sex with Mrs. Puff from Spongebob.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went on a roadtrip and accidentally left Barb at a gas station?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris went on a roadtrip and accidentally left Barb at a gas station?

Then she'd run to the first pay phone she could find call the cops and release a memoir about living with two idiots

I got a good one, what if Chris marched on Washington for his right to free China, and all the free Fanta his Pancreas could hand, but Obama knowing no idiot in their right mind would sleep with Chris gave him exclusive affirmative action rights to work at any titty bar/strip joint he wished to infect.

 

[CWCissey]

Then she'd run to the first pay phone she could find call the cops and release a memoir about living with two idiots

I got a good one, what if Chris marched on Washington for his right to free China, and all the free Fanta his Pancreas could hand, but Obama knowing no idiot in their right mind would sleep with Chris gave him exclusive affirmative action rights to work at any titty bar/strip joint he wished to infect.

Chris' demand of 'Free China' would be misconstrued and Chinese Intelligence would blackbag him.

 

[Somar]

What if Cole reviewed the Chris Chan documentry?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Cole reviewed the Chris Chan documentry?

Then he'd just be ashamed

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was waterproof?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was waterproof?

He's already vagina-proof

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a tea brand?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was a tea brand?

The name of his brand would then be Teabag

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris was a pig?

 

[Apocalypso]

The name of his brand would then be Teabag

Spoiler

What if Chris was a pig?

He'd be a BABE. Badmmmmtsssssssss

What if Chris dated a tomboy? Can't be certain, but I guess he could.........