Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris owned a deep fryer?

Spoiler

DIRTY, FRIED BRIEFS or another fire.

Have you ever watched Spooks?...

 

[Randy Lahey]

Have you ever watched Spooks?...

No

I'm from Western Canada, British TV is weird and unfunny to me.

 

[CWCissey]

No

Well I'm sure my fellow Brits will know what I'm referencing anyway...

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris was the assistant park supvervisor for Sunnyvale?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris was the assistant park supvervisor for Sunnyvale?

He would be fired for incompetence.

 

[GolgoXIII]

He would be fired for incompetence.

I'd take Randy's gut over his though.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris kidnapped a Little Sister and tried to force her to become "Crystal"?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris kidnapped a Little Sister and tried to force her to become "Crystal"?

 

[Somar]

What if Bob and Barb got shot to death in front of Chris when he was a child?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Bob and Barb got shot to death in front of Chris when he was a child?

He may have turned out better than he did.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Bob and Barb got shot to death in front of Chris when he was a child?

Batchu Saga Begins.

What if Chris's PS4 friend zones him?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if it was raining CWCs?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if it was raining CWCs?

Not a single Hallelujah would be sung after that.
What if Chris lived in any Great Lake state, where apparently a majority of Kiwis live.

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris lived in any Great Lake state, where apparently a majority of Kiwis live.

Nothing.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris replaced Caesar as head of the Legion in Fallout New Vegas?

 

[Somar]

What if Clyde Cash gathered up all of Chris's enemies and formed their own Legion of Dark?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Clyde Cash gathered up all of Chris's enemies and formed their own Legion of Dark?

Chris would try to do the same but it'd be called Legion of Tards.

What if Chris shat out gold nuggets instead of shit?

 

[Broseph]

Chris would try to do the same but it'd be called Legion of Tards.

What if Chris shat out gold nuggets instead of shit?

They would be shitty golden mcnuggets.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if you were forced to do one of the following: store food overnight in Chris' freezer and then eat it OR take a long bath in his bathtub?

Which would you choose?

 

[CWCissey]

What if you were forced to do one of the following: store food overnight in Chris' freezer and then eat it OR take a long bath in his bathtub?

Which would you choose?

The bath, as that's probably at least clean from lack of use (don't forget it's a new one too!)