Containment What If?

Shit, CWCkis down. I'll get the link when I can.
When he called out Jack Thaddeus. He mocked ADF for wanting to become a woman (but at least he wasn't gonna be a homo anymore), ADF replied in a video basically telling him to fuck off and becoming a woman is a decision that isn't taken so lightly.
 
I think we all know what he would rapidly devolve into

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After that he will get clover and/or snoopy to act as his cackling aide, the beast within the hoard to be his gigantic monster pet/executioner, and finally barb to wear a golden bikini and spoon with him forevermore
 
Judge Holden said:
I think we all know what he would rapidly devolve into

jabba_the_hutt.jpg

After that he will get clover and/or snoopy to act as his cackling aide, the beast within the hoard to be his gigantic monster pet/executioner, and finally barb to wear a golden bikini and spoon with him forevermore
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I really wish I could thank you twice for that post.
 
Judge Holden said:
After that he will get clover and/or snoopy to act as his cackling aide, the beast within the hoard to be his gigantic monster pet/executioner, and finally barb to wear a golden bikini and spoon with him forevermore
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and Anna will be the alien singer, she bares a surprising resemblance.

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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Judge Holden said:
After that he will get clover and/or snoopy to act as his cackling aide, the beast within the hoard to be his gigantic monster pet/executioner, and finally barb to wear a golden bikini and spoon with him forevermore
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and Anna will be the alien singer, she bares a surprising resemblance.

[youtube]vgS4B_mQtvo[/youtube]
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ah that fucking abomination of a scene....you may have to be more specific about which dancer
 
Judge Holden said:
ah that fucking abomination of a scene....you may have to be more specific about which dancer
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*singer
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It's like I'm seeing double
 
The video wouldn't have been posted. But I think he'd :briefs: while the McDonald's employees would need to flee to the back room to laugh.

If he did it here, he's get some real questions then *SIGH* and abandon the whole thing.
If he did it on reddit, he'd get :julay: 'd and delete the post.

And no questions would get answered.
 
Chris's MO as far as answering questions has always been the same, and i doubt that it would be changed even now; Unless a question allows him to publicly decry wrongs done against him, or otherwise further one of his agendas, then he will only issue a half-assed answer, if he bothers to answer at all. He simply does not care about anyone else or their curiosity.
 
Remember the Mailbag? He'd lie through his teeth about everything.

And he'd answer some questions with a generic response.

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.
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There was a random what if for him trying e-cigs (or it might have been what he thinks of them)
Hookah smoke is a little healthier than cigarettes and e-cigs are just nicotine and flavored water. However, Chris is an idiot and would think these are just as bad (I think he would think e-cigs are cancerous), try to explain it to him you ask? Haha no.
 
If Chris was missing even one lego piece (no matter how small and insignificant it is to the entire structure) he would use it as an excuse to buy 3 or 4 more of the same lego high school sets.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
This is something I've begun to wonder considering Chris at one point hating alcohol as much as tobacky. I assume he hares smoking a lot cause it tastes icky, but what if a gal pal took him to a hookah lounge and he had flavored tobacky of different variations? Do you think his opinion would 180 on smoking, would he only allow hookah smoking to be the only type of smoking allowed in cwcville, or is his mind truly closed on the subject?
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Firstly, tobacco smoke is not icky. I object to that.

But more so, for him to hate because it tastes icky he would have had to try it. This seems unlikely, unless there is some part of Christory I am unaware of.
 
Wasn't there a comic about this once? :asperchu: It was all "die you dang dirty impostor" and ended with past!Chris beating up present!Chris due to being slightly less decrepit, if memory serves.

But I guess that if the Chrises would recognise what's going on, and if neither were to panic, and if past!Chris is in the mood to listen... ... ...Chris's advice would be utterly useless because he still thinks he's a victim of circumstance.
 
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