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There would be an initial outcry about the abuse of an innocent autistic man followed by the slow climb down and subtle backpedaling that's characteristic of knee jerk reactions without all the facts.What if people got in an uproar about all these leaked pictures, videos and emails of Chris like they did for the celebrities of the Fappening?
What if Chris was possessed by the Evil Dead?
"I'll swallow your semen!"
What if Chris was a virus that turned everyone that hears about him autistic?
He'd say something racist in an attempt to endear himself. Like telling him that America has forgiven Japan for making America nuke them or something. Then he'd wonder why Nintendo won't make his Spergemon game.What if Chris met the real Shigeru Miyamoto?
You really need to ask that question? Only one of those options provides instant gratification.What if Chris was given a choice between a cure for his Autism, a chance to turn him into a True & Honest woman, or a lifetime supply of Legos and Vidya?
He'd just dismiss the C&D as a troll letter since the real Sega cares greatly about Sonichu.What if Sega started giving a fuck about insifigant shit and sent Chris a cease and desist for Sonichu.
Would he ignore it? Comply? Fight a losing battle in the courts to prove it's "fair use"?
What if Chris was given a choice between a cure for his Autism, a chance to turn him into a True & Honest woman, or a lifetime supply of Legos and Vidya?
I answered this a year ago, but I think it still works.He'd just dismiss the C&D as a troll letter since the real Sega cares greatly about Sonichu.
What if Chris became friends with Beavis and Butthead?
Now this is a tough one. I would guess neither party would interact as neither of them benefit the other . Beavis and Butthead are teenage boys whose social skills, poor hygiene and choices of recreational activities prevent them from ever getting china. Whereas Chris-Chan can't score with babes despite having an abundance of Gal Pals, is an adult that more than likely won't get them beer, and has a basic/not so great taste in music. If they were to interact, Chris would try to lecture them on bull that's probably only important to himself until Butthead proclaims that this guy sucks and walks off with Beavis to get Nachos.
What if Chris shat ON himself?
Not a single red cent would be spent, as most weens prefer him to keep his GodBear given name.what if Chris(tine) ebegs for the cash for pay for his/her legal name change?