Containment What If?

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Would Angel Bob tell Chris to go work on his revenge plan?
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He would tell Chris just to let the government go out and seek revenge for him, because he'll get more revenge that way than if he tried to do it himself.
 
I don't know how they'd track any of them down. It's been years and most of them concealed their identities pretty well. Also Chris thinks that many of the personas the trolls created were real people.
 
He interacted with ADF, but that was online.
I'm going with BB if this happened IRL
 
Where exactly would he meet someone like that? He no socialize online and he doesn't have any real social outlets. If he was still going to church, then maybe, because his church is very tolerant (they even tolerate a sperg like Chris) but except when Barb sends him out to get q-sands, he doesn't get out anymore.

If he happened to meet a feminine transgender person, he'd probably meet them in a McD's like PCA did. He'd awkwardly shake their hand and as he was leaving, take their picture as a potential troll.

Chris may be very cruel. He'd make fun of their gender and try to send trolls after them.
 
While showing off his Lego Heartlake/Manchester High School project at McDonalds, Chris fumbles while putting the top floor back in place, it slips off the table and crashes onto the floor. Bits scatter all over, little kids go grabbing for the free Legos that have slid under their tables, people are stepping on pieces, the McDonald's manajerk is freaking out that someone will trip and sue the company.

It's beautiful.

How would Chris react?
For this "what if" assume the camera person is Barb as suspected, most of the parts may be recovered, but some will be lost or damaged.

I imagine a "NOOOOOOOO!" scene, followed by a panic to find all the Lego bits while Barb argues with the manajerk, followed by rage as Chris blames God, unwilling to accept that it was his own fault. He and Barb are banned from that McDonalds, and Chris blames the manajerk for playing Kick-the-Autistic and holds him responsible for the parts he was unable to recover.
 
The back of my mind somehow tells me that he would blame the trolls for this. Or maybe god and the bear who knows with him
 
Once Chris discovers that he's missing some pieces, he'll demand for all of the employees to start searching and strip searching for them. And once he starts suspecting that some small children may have picked up a few pieces, he'll call the police and demand for their arrests.
 
After he put MORE THAN 30 HOURS into making it ?
He'd flip right out.
:cry: :cry: :heart-empty: :briefs: :briefs: (:_(
And it would have been a much better video
 
Yes, there was the mailbag which pretty much was an ongoing AMA but that was classic Chris.

What if he did one more recently? Like oh say... now-ish. What kind of questions would he get? What percentage of questions would really be epic ween kids going Julay? What kind of answers would he give other than "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." Rather yet, would all of his responses be that?
 
He'd blame Megan and Snyder once more.

Also, I would hope that the kids wouldn't grab anything that was touched by Chris's clammy fingers.
 
Tardrage like a monkey followed by being banned before he could collect every piece to his Tardlake High set.
 
"And here we have the [JUMP CUT TO VISIBLY LESS ENTHUSIASTIC CHRIS NEXT TO A HAPHAZARDLY RECONSTRUCTED LEGO HIGH SCHOOL.] ... So yeah, I made thi. this is for y'all who graduated wit me at Manchester High School. Class of 2000."[TOP FLOOR OF SCHOOL FALLS ON THE FLOOR]

"...Stay safe."
 
He'd do some mental gymnastics to justify him smoking hookah being okay but not regular tobacco. I think Chris might like it because hookah smells pretty good, which would appeal to Chris, and you're not inhaling the smoke (either that or I did it wrong the one time I did) so it's not as bad for you.
 
Hasn't buying and nuking microwavable TV-dinners become too much of a chore for OPL lately? From what I've heard his diet is down to McD Q-Sands only.

He'd probably give up halfway through the step of typing "Hunting Licenses Virginia" into google.
 
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