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Why punch Chris when we could have them break his kneecaps and smash his Legos and vidya?
 
exball said:
Why punch Chris when we could have them break his kneecaps and smash his Legos and vidya?
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I'll smash his LEGO High School set. :ween:

With a hammer and then put pickles on it. :pickle:
 
exball said:
Why punch Chris when we could have them break his kneecaps and smash his Legos and vidya?
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Because this thread is a what if, and "What if we could punch Chris in any area of his body instead of doing the usual breaking his legs with a sledgehammer and pouring meth down his throat while recording his screams and yelling Batman into the mic repeatedly while he's hogtimed" didn't fit in the title.
 
He would probably play his Wii U or back to LEGO for him.
 
Would anyone here like to go drinking with Chris? Not to screw him over but to have a beer and hang out with him (while watching the weird stuff that he does)

Personally, I'm pretty fascinated by the idea of going drinking with him. Granted, he'd probably get fairly annoying quickly but it'd be fun for the novelty factor. Taking him on a pub crawl would be great if you could stop him from staring at china and creeping girls out.

Also, it'd be probably be good for Chris. He seemed really happy on his Big Night Out and while he was hanging with 2 trolls, he was out of the house and seemed to be having a good time.
 
Sure, Chris could use some time away from Barb and the hoard. Chris would be too paranoid to go drinking with someone though.
 
well i for one will enjoy drinking craft beer in charlottesville with christian weston chandler. sure, the tab would be on me, but he would buy the first round!
 
Ordinarily I don't drink, but if I was with Chris, I'd probably have to, just to be able to tolerate him.
 
I live close enough to Chris that this isn't a totally hypothetical question for me, and I'd have to say the answer is a pretty solid fuck, no.
 
Really, who would want to go out with Chris when you know he'd immediately snap your picture FOR THE INTERNET and try to get you trolled?

Also, let's face it, we'd all be 21st-century pity friends. Does he even want that?
 
going to a bar is a social thing. i would not take the least social person possible with me to go out socializing
 
I'd go because it'd be pretty amusing. And Chris would probably loosen up if he got a few drinks in him. Well, and if he got out of the house for once in awhile. Chris is as obnoxious as he is nowadays primarily because everyday he has to look his shitty life in the face. Of course, he's too childish to accept any responsibility for it, hence the stream of angry ranty posts on facebook, blaming literally everyone else he can except for himself. I think he'd be more tolerable if he actually had a social outlet.

Of course, I'd insist he took a shower before he left, among other things.
 
Sure, as long as i'm not his ride and i get to tell the bartender that while i may be hanging out with this guy, we're definitely not there together, so If he needs to be 86'd for any reason to leave me the fuck out of it.

Beyond that, fine. I'd buy Chris a few drinks and try to have some kind of conversation with him. If he starts acting like a dick i can just tip the fuck on out the door and leave his ass there.
 
Yup and I'd pay. It'd be interesting to see how he is in a casual conversation with his guard down. See if I could talk him into shots. He can barely speak when sober so that would be interesting.
 
If he took a shower and drove himself, sure, I'd have a reeb or two with him. If he gets unruly or difficult, I'd just bail and let the bar staff sort it out.
 
I don't drink but even if I did, I wouldn't drink with Chris unless he divulged something that is TRUTHFUL and HONEST to share with the CWCki and the forums. Even then, having Chris go out could be a good way to get away from Barb.
 
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