Containment What If?

cheersensei said:
Dreamatorium said:
cheersensei said:
Forget the beer, shots would be a lot more fun. :fapcup:
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Speaking of which, I wonder what Chris would be like if he got drunk off of shots.

Bailey's Irish Cream would get him hammered because it tastes good and he has the palate of a 10 year old. It's like 30% ABV too, so if he tried drinking it like soda he'd get wasted.

This has really piqued my curiosity. Some people can completely change when they get drunk and I can't help but wonder if his 'shadow personality' would show itself if he had enough.

If I went drinking with him with the intention of getting drunk I'd probably do straight gin. It's the hardest stuff I've done since I'm mostly a wine guy AUGH YEAH
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Layered shots would even be more palatable, especially those with Balieys as you mentioned, or various flavored vodkas and schnapps. We've seen the sweet tooth he's got. Personally, I'd rather see his reaction to more powerful flavored shots, such as Fireball or Rumple Minze, or a personal favorite, Tarantula.
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Oh definitely. Also, I love me some fireball. AUGH YEAH
 
If I was gonna punch Chris, I'd train, eat my vitamins and say my prayers and then challenge Chris to a boxing match. Then I'd paunch (sic) Chris's lights out.
 
I'd pass.

In real life Chrissy is a boring as fuck when he's not 'tarding out about something.

His conversation would be boring, juvenile and self-centred. Plus his speech problems would only get worse with alcohol I would think all his ummmms and awwws and mmmm yeahs would piss me off after a few minutes.
 
Sure, why not. YOLO, after all.

As long as I had a chaperone of sorts (that Chris was not aware of) who could step in and rescue me if needed.
 
Sure, I'd go drinking with him. I'd insist on him trying some real ale, rather than horse piss like Budweiser. Maybe we could hit a club afterwards, although I think he'd be frightened by the loud noises and strobe lights.
 
Imagine a forum meet up with Chris. Basically a few lads from here meet up with Chris and we all hang out and drink beer.
He'd probably benefit from a bro night and the dudes would get to hang with Chris.
Then we bring him to a club and watch him hit on ladies.
 
I wouldn't want to be seen with him in public, also we would have nothing to talk about.
 
Taking a socially stunted retard out to a bar to pounds some beers and get shitfaced. Sure whats the worst that could happen?
 
I would drink with EVERYONE, and that's how you get the best stories. :fapcup: Last month I got drunk with some Filipino fishermen and we discussed their biggest ever catch of Blue Marlin over gin and beer. Over the course of the night, the size of the fish kept getting larger and larger to the point where these fine gentlemen pretty much reeled in a Blue Whale instead. Was it an insightful night? Not quite. But does it make a memorable story? Definetely. I am sure a night out getting drunk with Chris would make a great story. So I would do it!

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Does chris still even drink? I remember him saying that he would shout things out loud in a bar and thats the last i heard of his drinking habits
 
Yeah, but there would be some conditions. I think Marvin's suggestion that fatty takes a shower first is worthwhile. He could have all the reeb he wants, I would do some wodka shots – enough to tolerate idiots and not be totally fucked up, which is about six – and talk to the dude all night. That would be interesting. I would have so many things to ask. And he would totally deal with it because I'm cute and skinny. It's like the kind of thing that would end up being the start of a new 'girlfriend' saga.
 
Yeah, I'd go for a beer with Chris and buy him a couple of rounds. Everybody should have that pleasure at least a few times in their lives.
 
I hate beer, but I might buy him some suds while I enjoy a nice Caucasian, rum and coke, Maitai or Zombie.
 
I could go drinking with him, but I'd rather have a third person around. Not so much to turn Chris into an unwanted third wheel, but in my experience it's generally more fun with three or four people to exchange conversations with.

I would also be kosher playing videogames with him, but under the condition it's at some other place where he isn't shackled by Snorlax. That way, there's a chance i could teach him a thing or two about sportsmanship and being actual friends with someone.
 
I don't drink with people who put sugar in their beer.
But it would be fun to see him drunk. I wouldn't pay for it nor would I want to be alone with him either.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
Does chris still even drink? I remember him saying that he would shout things out loud in a bar and thats the last i heard of his drinking habits
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Barb doesn't let Chris drink. Well, not specifically drink, but she doesn't let him do most things.
 
Well, I would see something of a Johnny Depp in a fat suit for Chris, and Ryan Gosling as Comic Chris.
 
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