Containment What If?

Providing he kept his hands to himself, sure. Although I do (socially) smoke & as that seems to be the one sweetheart-search disqualifier he actually sticks to, I'd probably be okay.
 
Yeah, why not. He'd probably would be well behaved enough at a public bar. He would get some socializing out of it, and I do enjoy booze.
He seemed to have a good time during with Scarlet during that outing, he'd probably enjoy himself.

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I'd steal his dogs and find them a new home.
Then I'd scare the living fuck out of him so he never speaks to me.
If chris and barb moved in with the hoard I think arson would be called for.

:alog:
 
Kismet all day err'y day. :julay:

seriously though, i wouldn't care until his lawn became an eyesore. Then several gallons of bleach would accidentally fall onto his lawn. ...from somewhere.
 
you know me, I'd love to set up a table in the artist alley. I'll even break out my Sailor Megtune cosplay.
 
Honestly I think a yearly get together would be freaking awesome. I'd save money and travel for it.

I would crucify stuffed Sonichus and Rosechus on his lawn and leave stacks of gay porn on his doorstep.
 
Nextdoor to my house in the states: I'm not sure if Chris would like my neighborhood, considering a lot of our neighbors are gay men. Also, I'm pretty sure he'll spy on me when I'm changing clothes.

Nextdoor to my HDB in Singapore: Once he gets wind of four girls over the age of 18 living right next to him, he'll constantly knock on our door and ask for a cup of sugar, and use those really bad pick-up lines that he got from the Sprung games. And he'd scare my roommates.
 
Would tooootally go have a few reebs with him.

Though I think it would be funnier to just have him hang out with Xbox fans and see how he actually performs in Hexbox games. We would just need him to calm the hell down, say there's no obligation to buy a Hexbox, and tell him not to kick the Hexbox. (And put in a few sheets of plexiglass just in case.)

(Suggested livestream title: "Call of Doodoo: You ain't gonna believe the shit we'll go through")
 
Uzumaki said:
Marvin said:
PCA said:
Absolutely. Perhaps in his tipsy state, i could get some juicy info out of him that had never been heard before? If that is possible?
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Sure. You can frequently get new, juicy info out of him when he's sober if you know what you're doing, let alone when he's drunk.
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The trick would seem to be avoiding new, juicy info and having a conversation like a human.
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Well with Chris, there's generally a lot of overlap. But yeah, definitely.

Christ-ian said:
Marvin said:
Sure. You can frequently get new, juicy info out of him when he's sober if you know what you're doing, let alone when he's drunk.
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I genuinely think you should try to get him out of the house for at least one night on the town – not to troll him (well...) but I've never seen anyone in more need of it than Chris right now.

(no homo)
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Absolutely. Really, Chris needs to grow a pair and stand up to Barb once in awhile, which would be the key to something like this happening (or, well, either assertiveness, or Chris breaking down and whining and begging her, and her just happening to give in).

But there's a lot of things Chris needs to do, so, whichever. *yawn*
 
For those of you who don't frequent the Lolcow General forum, here's the Wizardchan thread: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1912

Basically, it's an imageboard for socially crippled virgins who resent normal society. The denizens of this board, known as 'wizards', are mostly depressed NEETs and basement dwellers, but there's also some of the more pathetic loveshies in there as well. Many of them are bitter and resentful of normal society and its inhabitants, and they often blame their problems on anything but themselves. Sound familiar?

Do you think Chris would fit in there, or would even the wizards ostracize him?
 
Springblossom said:
For those of you who don't frequent the Lolcow General forum, here's the Wizardchan thread: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1912

Basically, it's an imageboard for socially crippled virgins who resent normal society. The denizens of this board, known as 'wizards', are mostly depressed NEETs and basement dwellers, but there's also some of the more pathetic loveshies in there as well. Many of them are bitter and resentful of normal society and its inhabitants, and they often blame their problems on anything but themselves. Sound familiar?

Do you think Chris would fit in there, or would even the wizards ostracize him?
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They'd pick on him.
 
Chris hates all men, they hate all women, do you seriously think they would circleJERK each other?
 
Chris has committed one of the wizards' most heinous crimes: hiring a hooker.

I'm not sure if they'd consider him a normalfag, since he is Chris after all, but they certainly wouldn't accept him as one of their own.
 
Well some wizards do those "I'm better then Chris because..." Posts.
 
Sure I would. I'd buy a big bottle of Bailey's and he would drink it while we were talking about Sonichu, being banned from places and Sarah Bevel, I would be drinking Jagerbombs from a fifth of Jagermeister and 8 tall cans of Red Bull, and I would video-record it on a hidden camera. we would both pass out and come-to sometime later, I would have to get the carpet cleaned and burn incense to get the smell of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, hoard and rotten watermelons out once he waddles back out to the Cadillac and goes home to :snorlax:.
 
'Would he fit in?' was a really dumb question. Better question: how fast would he out himself and be laughed off the site?

I'd say 4.7 seconds after he makes his first topic.
 
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