Containment What If?

[Father Bigley]

The whole thing probably wouldn't turn out much differently

 

[caffeinated_wench]

He'd probably go back in time and have sex with Barb, and become his own father

 

[cahoots]

He'd go to Ford's Theater to see Our American Cousin then forget that he was supposed to save Lincoln.

Officer Marcus Bagget

I just did a quick Google search for Marcus Bagget, and the very first link was for his CWCiki entry.

The 2nd was a story about how he heroicly saved some people from a burning building.

 

[Watcher]

I also imagine that he'd attempt to alter his own personal timeline at various points;

"Now listen here Chrisschun. You gotta... get with Tiffany Gowen NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW"

 

[Some JERK]

it would wind up on his front lawn wrapped in plastic.

 

[Seinor_IRL]

If he had complete freedom over it/the timeline, he would probably take care of these 3 things, in this order:

(1) GAMe PLACe (MEGAN!!!! SNYDER!!!! MIMMS!!! LUCAS!!!)
(2) MHS and Gal-Pals (Teenage Tiffany Gowen, Kellie Andes, and being a creep in general)
(3) PVCC (THAT B-DOG MARY LEE WALSH!!!)

 

[bobichu]

i know this is highly unlikely, but if he did do it he would have more room for his legos and porn. not to mention it would help keep his beloved ps3 alive.

 

[akaFiffa]

Let's say somebody from his past got into network marketing and recruited Chris. OPL goes to the hotel meeting, sees the compensation plan, becomes excited over the idea of attaining financial independence, and decides to get started.

How would it work out for him?

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

He fell for Cutco; he sold one set of knives.

To Barb.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The first thing broadcast would be "Yep, I'm On TV"...

On a 24 hour loop.

Wouldn't last long - Still need dat vidya after all.

 

[Arkangel]

What if Chris cleaned the whole house? And later did some landscaping outside?

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Weens would flood their phone lines.

 

[Some JERK]

you know, in pretty much any of these what ifs, if the topic is about things that adults do/have to deal with/are concerned about, then the answer is probably going to be "he would fuck it up."

some examples:

What if Chris got a job at ____? .....He would fuck it up.
What if Chris got married? .....He would fuck it up.
What if Chris won the Lottery? .....He would fuck it up.
What if Chris got into competitive yacht racing? .....He would fuck it up.

Hope this helps.

 

[CatParty]

he'd die

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, it would end with Chris getting fired for not showing up to work

 

[brooklynbailiff]

He'd shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[LordCustos3]

What if I won a lottery made out of blowjobs?

THAT is how crazy your question sounds.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Upon removing the last of the trash from the room, he finds the mysterious remains of the man from the magical man potion video.

 

[KatsuKitty]

He'd go back to 1999, where the jerkops would promptly arrest him for hanging around MHS as a creepy old man.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I'd say he'd go back in time to kill Hitler and change the face of the entire world as we know it - probably to the better!